Disclaimer: See previous chapters. I'll lazy to copy/paste. Thanks to the two reviewers so far. My friend is very happy. And I was given permission to plug my own story in this chapter so here we go. In case there are any Star Wars/ Clay Aiken fans out there please read my is the link. Please read it. And now chapter five of the Adventures of Han Solo.
The next morning Han woke up with a start.
"What the hell, Diamond!"
Diamond had jumped on Han's chest, "You two are the weirdest Jedi I ever met, couldn't you sense I was coming?"
Han gave her a look and said, "We're not Jedi, we're Pirates!"
"Pirates!?!?" Diamond looked very excited, "That is sooooo cool! All my life I wanted to be a Pirate!" Diamond said jumping up and down. Then she jumped on Chewie's belly.
-Ah we didn't do it! We didn't do it! - Then he realized where he was. –Oh hey, Di-
"Di?" Diamond looked confused.
-Thought that would be a cute nickname for you-
She thought for a second, "I like it!" she said wagging her tail.
"Alright, alright let's get dressed, I'm dying of thirst," Han said.
Chewie sighed – You want to go to another bar?-
"We gotta teach the runt how to be a pirate,"
"Me? A pirate?" Diamond asked. Then she started to dance around the cabin.
"I'm going to be a pirate! I'm going to be a pirate!" she sang
"Stop that dancing! Pirates don't dance! And here," he handed her the new clothes Chewie had made her, "So we're not embarrassed to be seen with you!"
Diamond hugged Han around the legs and ran out of the cabin.
-Awwww...look how happy you made her- Chewie said in a sing-song voice.
"Don't remind me!"
Where the hell is that Mire!?!" Han demanded getting up and walking to the bathroom.
"Hey runt! Well you- Ahhh!" Han didn't know that Diamond wasn't dressed.
"Ahhh!!!! Get out! Get out!" Diamond yelled throwing a roll a toilet paper at him.
Han quickly closed the door.
"How rude," he heard the girl say.
A couple of minutes later Diamond came out of the bathroom. "How do I look?" she asked.
"Better now that you have clothes on," Han answered.
"Yeah sorry about that," the Mire blushed, "Well what are we gonna do now?"
Han slipped some cards up his sleeve.
"What are you doing," Diamond asked.
"It's a little thing called cheating, kid," Han said walking out of the ship.
-Come on, Di- Chewie said following Han.
"I don't know you guys," Diamond said worried, "I've got a bad feeling about this,"
They entered the bar. Han looked down to see if the Mire had chickened out, but she was still there. Han was a little impressed with her courage. "Chewie you get the drinks. Diamond you come with me," Han walked toward the sabacc (sp?) table with Diamond following closely.
Han won many games that day, mainly because he was cheating. But there was one obviously drunk man who suspected that the pirate was cheating.
"A kid your age can't play that well. You're cheating!"
"Do you have any proof that I'm cheating," Han responded keeping his cool.
Diamond was confused, "But Han, what about those cards you put up your sleeve?"
Han began to sweat and smiled innocently at the drunk.
"WHY YOU!!!!" the man yelled breaking a bottle.
"Oh boy,"
The next morning Han woke up with a start.
"What the hell, Diamond!"
Diamond had jumped on Han's chest, "You two are the weirdest Jedi I ever met, couldn't you sense I was coming?"
Han gave her a look and said, "We're not Jedi, we're Pirates!"
"Pirates!?!?" Diamond looked very excited, "That is sooooo cool! All my life I wanted to be a Pirate!" Diamond said jumping up and down. Then she jumped on Chewie's belly.
-Ah we didn't do it! We didn't do it! - Then he realized where he was. –Oh hey, Di-
"Di?" Diamond looked confused.
-Thought that would be a cute nickname for you-
She thought for a second, "I like it!" she said wagging her tail.
"Alright, alright let's get dressed, I'm dying of thirst," Han said.
Chewie sighed – You want to go to another bar?-
"We gotta teach the runt how to be a pirate,"
"Me? A pirate?" Diamond asked. Then she started to dance around the cabin.
"I'm going to be a pirate! I'm going to be a pirate!" she sang
"Stop that dancing! Pirates don't dance! And here," he handed her the new clothes Chewie had made her, "So we're not embarrassed to be seen with you!"
Diamond hugged Han around the legs and ran out of the cabin.
-Awwww...look how happy you made her- Chewie said in a sing-song voice.
"Don't remind me!"
Where the hell is that Mire!?!" Han demanded getting up and walking to the bathroom.
"Hey runt! Well you- Ahhh!" Han didn't know that Diamond wasn't dressed.
"Ahhh!!!! Get out! Get out!" Diamond yelled throwing a roll a toilet paper at him.
Han quickly closed the door.
"How rude," he heard the girl say.
A couple of minutes later Diamond came out of the bathroom. "How do I look?" she asked.
"Better now that you have clothes on," Han answered.
"Yeah sorry about that," the Mire blushed, "Well what are we gonna do now?"
Han slipped some cards up his sleeve.
"What are you doing," Diamond asked.
"It's a little thing called cheating, kid," Han said walking out of the ship.
-Come on, Di- Chewie said following Han.
"I don't know you guys," Diamond said worried, "I've got a bad feeling about this,"
They entered the bar. Han looked down to see if the Mire had chickened out, but she was still there. Han was a little impressed with her courage. "Chewie you get the drinks. Diamond you come with me," Han walked toward the sabacc (sp?) table with Diamond following closely.
Han won many games that day, mainly because he was cheating. But there was one obviously drunk man who suspected that the pirate was cheating.
"A kid your age can't play that well. You're cheating!"
"Do you have any proof that I'm cheating," Han responded keeping his cool.
Diamond was confused, "But Han, what about those cards you put up your sleeve?"
Han began to sweat and smiled innocently at the drunk.
"WHY YOU!!!!" the man yelled breaking a bottle.
"Oh boy,"