"How can you say that sort of thing! I didn't mean go and get married!!!!"
"Well I guess now you know that I was being serious!"
".................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................." replied InuYasha.
"Hum! I am leaving! And don't touch my fruit!"
"But Kagome! Those little small, juicy, green and red things a good!"
"They are called grapes InuYasha!"
"Well, Grepes are good!"
Kagome walked over to the fruit basket and ate all of the grapes. When she was finished only mangos, a banana, a cherry and a box of fruit loops cereal was left. She then took a grape from her mouth.
"You can have this one!"
About half an hour later..."Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru! Sesshomaru! SESSHOMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kagome screamed almost popping an eye out of it's socket, "GET OVER HERE!!!"
Sesshomaru who had been hearing this for several minutes was getting quite annoyed at all of this commotion had finally gone to a field and sat down with Rin and Jaken.
"That lady has been following us for a while." Said Rin, "why don't we want her to join us?"
"Well aren't you stupid?"
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Rin!
Kagome, lucky for her, over heard Rin's cry....
"There you are my little sexy dog demon!" Said Kagome hoping that InuYasha was not there, or nearby, "will you be my new boy friend?"
"Sure I will!" said Jaken.
"Not you stupid!" said Kagome "Sesshomaru!!!"
"I knew that this would happen 'cus I'm so sexy!" Stated Sesshomaru, then he broke out into a song by Right Said Fred:
I'm too sexy for my love,
too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me!
I'm too sexy for my shirt,
too sexy for my shirt,
So sexy it hurts!
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan,
New York and Japan!
And I'm too sexy for your party,
Too sexy for your party,
No way I'm disco dancing!
I'm a model,
you know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk,
on the catwalk yeah,
I do my little turn on the catwalk!!!
"Here we go again..." Said Rin and Jaken.
I'm too sexy for my car,
too sexy for my car,
Too sexy by far!
And I'm too sexy for my hat,
Too sexy for my hat,
what do you think about that,
I'm a model you,
know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk,
Yeah on the catwalk,
on the catwalk yeah!
I shake my little touché on the catwalk!!!
I'm too sexy for my,
too sexy for my,
too sexy for my!!!
'Cus,
I'm a model you,
know what I mean,
And I do my little turn on the catwalk!!!
Yeah on the catwalk,
on the catwalk yeah,
I shake my little touché on the catwalk!
I'm too sexy for my cat,
too sexy for my cat,
Poor pussy poor pussy cat!
I'm too sexy for my,
love too sexy for my love,
Love's going to leave me!!!
And I'm too sexy for this song!!!
"Come to thing of it this song is true!" Said Rin.
"REALLY?!?"
"NO!!!!"
"Yes he is! My little dog demon!" said Kagome scraping his head.