A/N: Wee! Chapter nine! I haven't updated for months! I was writing a script and decided to write the next chapter, mainly cause I love getting reviews. Here's this chapter! Oh, by the way, A"N is at the end of the chapter!

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Chapter Nine: Rory and the word 'Ew'

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Lorelai kissed Luke one last time before sitting up. He laid his hand on her back, rubbing it slightly.

"Where you going?" he asked.

She looked away shyly. "I have to go home to meet Rory. She's expecting me."

"Huh."

Lorelai's head turned quickly to gaze at him. "What?"

Luke shrugged. "Nothing."

"No, Luke. Tell me."

"I dunno. You came. We..." he motioned with his hand, referring to the event that just took place, "and now you're leaving. It just seems..."

"What?"

"Nothing. Never mind."

"Luke." She took his face in her hands, looking into his gorgeous blue eyes. "I wish more than anything that I could stay. I want to stay here in this bed, in your arms and take a nap and maybe do something else that involves our current whereabouts, but I have to leave. I have to get to Rory. I love you. You know that. And as soon as she is safe and comforted and tucked away in our house, I will come back here and fall into your wonderful arms and we can have a very action packed afternoon." She smiled at him and watched as his frown became a slight smile.

"You promise you'll come back?"

"How could I resist?"

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Lorelai jumped in her car and drove to her house, finding Rory's car in the driveway. Her daughter's light was on too, which was a good sign.

"Rory?" Lorelai called as she went into the house.

"Bedroom!" Rory called.

Lorelai stood quietly in Rory's doorway, watching as Rory read 'Gone With the Wind'.

"Why the tearjerker?" the older woman asked.

"Huh?" Rory looked up at her mother, and then back at her book. "Oh. I dunno. One of my favorites. Needed some old school comfort."

"Comfort? Are you okay?" Lorelai walked slowly into the room and sat on Rory's bed.

Rory put down her book, pulling her knees up to her chest. "I'm fine. Today was just a way too nerve wracking day. I needed something calming."

"I really hope you're okay Rory. I'm worried that you might have gotten attached to the idea of a baby."

"No!" Rory quickly denied. "I wasn't attached. I just...I'm glad I'm not pregnant. I want Dean away from me and out of my life. I dunno why I was a little upset. I'm really confused. I didn't want to be pregnant. Ugh. I can't explain it," Rory got out, her voice strained.

"It's okay," Lorelai reassured, hugging Rory close.

Rory raised an eyebrow at her mother. "Where were you? It took you a while to get here."

Lorelai blushed.

"What?" Rory asked, her tone eager and curious.

"I...It's wrong to tell you."

"Mo-o-o-om," Rory whined playfully.

As quietly as possible, barely even audible and certainly not understandable, Lorelai muttered, "I slept with Luke."

Rory leaned in and said loudly, "What?"

Lorelai looked strained and annoyed for a split second and then she was shy again.

"I slept with Luke." Again, quietly.

"Mom," Rory said seriously.

Lorelai sighed, and then said in a tone that implied that Rory was deaf, "I slept with Luke!"

Rory's eyes widened and she leaned backwards against her pillows. "What?!"

Lorelai narrowed her eyes. "You heard me."

Rory gaped for a moment and then pulled herself together. "You slept with Luke? In the last hour or so? You just went up there and---" She stopped suddenly, her face distorting with disgust. "Ew! I don't even want to think about it!"

"Ha! Now you're sorry, aren't you?"

Rory frowned, shaking her head. "Can we change the subject now?"

Lorelai rolled her eyes, but nodded. She wanted desperately to get back to Luke. "Yes, yes. Two things. I told him I'd be back soon for some more lovin'---"

"Ew! Mom!"

"And I told him I loved him."

Rory stared at her mother for a minute. "You love Luke?"

"More than anything. Except you, of course. Well, you have a different kind of love for me, so yes, more than anything ion the world."

Rory hated to ask, but she was curious. "Is that when you...?"

"No. I told him after we saw the test. Oh, the test!" Lorelai suddenly remembered that she had also told Luke that Rory had slept with Dean. But they were okay with each other at the moment, both happy for their separate reasons.

"What about it?"

"Oh, nothing. Nothing at all."

"Okay..."

Lorelai suddenly stood, smiling devilishly. "I have to go now."

"What's that smile for? Oh. Oh, that's so wrong on so many levels...."

"Bye, darling!" Lorelai leaned over to kiss Rory, but Rory flinched away.

"Don't kiss me after you...did the deed with the diner owner! That's just gross!"

Lorelai laughed merrily, turned, and started her way back to the diner.

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A/N: Okay, that's enough for today. Its late and I'm tired, but if I get a few reviews I might recontinue. I was very disappointed with Luke and Lorelai's 'romantic dinner', seeing how it didn't end it hot, steamy sex. No, just kidding. Although I'm pretty sure that's how it would have ended if TJ and Liz hadn't dropped by. Have I mentioned my utter distaste for TJ? Well, now you know. I also hated Dean and am celebrating that he is finally not with Rory any more. Logan is much better than him. Plus, Logan is soooooooooo HOT! (::eyes glaze over as she imagines doing dirty things with said blonde haired boy::) Sorry, I don't like Max anymore. He now annoys me. Why? Who knows! And who loved the horoscope thing? I did. That was so romantic! And after the dinner, we finally got to see some sexy kisses from them. That's the best kiss we've seen so far. Wee. And I thought I liked Jess, but nevermind. He just annoys me too. Man, if Luke wasn't taken... (:: Imagines doing dirty things with the best man ever created...::). Anyway, please review!