A/N: This is a true event about how stupid boys are at my school. Thank you Roman, for inspiring this. Since my friends don't want their names posted, I'll use their online names.
It was a late start at Lakeridge Junior high. That meant that school started at 10:30, and we only had three classes. The lunch bell had just rang, and Vikki, Chimalmaht (Chi for short), etcies, and myself had asked our teacher, Mrs. Beidle, if we could eat lunch in her classroom rather than the cafeteria. Immediately, Cameron and Mauro (two guys who just joined Humanities) followed suit. The girls and I were watching etcies write one of her threatening reviews to Roman de la Croix. We were making jokes, and I was even on the floor laughing at one point. We were all extremely hyper, having been able to sleep in, and we had just received our constitution assignment. Cameron came over to see what we're laughing at. Etcies and I blocked the computer screen.
"Cameron, your too young and innocent to be reading this sort of thing." I exclaimed. Cameron was actually the same age as Chi, Vikki, and myself. Etcies was a year younger than all of us. Cameron tried to pry our hands off the computer screen, with no avail. After about five minutes, Chimalmaht got fed up with our bickering and slapped Cameron. He ran to the other side of the room to eat with Mauro. When etcies finished her threatening review, I looked at the girls.
"Should we let him? He won't leave us alone until he finds out how insane and perverted Roman de la Croix is." I sighed. Chi and etcies looked at each other. Etcies had that evil glint in her eye, and Chimalmaht looked concerned for Cameron's sanity. Cameron, who was eavesdropping, agreed with me.
"Well, I guess." Chi finally said. We immediately started debating about which story to let Cameron read. Etcies wanted him to read "Rummy," but Chi and I both agreed that it would be too much for him to handle. Suddenly, I smiled and started doing my evil laugh that creeped Chimalmaht out.
"Catnip and Other Things." etcies' jaw dropped and she started laughing with me. Chi still looked slightly against it. "Come on Chi, Roman stops this one before it gets too detailed. Unlike 'Rummy.'" Chi agreed.
"That's brilliant Jemi." etcies laughed. Vikki wanted to remain sane, so she refused to read any of Roman's stories, and had no idea what we were talking about. Cameron walked over, glad to finally be able to see what was so funny.
"Ok Cameron. I feel I must warn you. Almost all of Roman's stories either have an insane boy-girl couple, boy-boy couple, girl-girl couple, or two girls roleplaying boy-boy, as is the case in this fanfic." I briefed him. The look he gave me was one of pure idiocy. "Remember, Demeter is paranoid, Rum Tum Tugger is a sexy cat who can have any queen in the junkyard, and Munkustrap is the overprotective second in command. Oh, and one more thing. Roman's not as descriptive as she usually is in this fanfic. It's like having a flower described to you as pretty, rather than being told it's species, color, size, and fragrance."
Cameron hadn't ever wanted to see CATS, but it was all the girls and I ever talked about. We sat him down in front of the computer, and he began to read. I walked over to the window, to keep a lookout if anybody was coming. After a few seconds, I stopped.
"If anybody asks what we're doing, we're severely traumatizing Cameron." I said, although it was hard to understand through my laughter. Even Mauro, who had pretty much remained a silent spectator in all this, laughed too. Cameron's face was so much fun to watch. It was mostly confused, but sometimes he chuckled. When the bell rang about ten minutes later, Cameron stopped about halfway through the story.
"This is stupid. There's too much cussing." he said, with a little bit of anger. Before exiting the story, etcies and and Chi read a few lines from where he had left off as students drifted into the classroom. He had left off somewhere between when Tugger had added "kill Chostrawn" to his list of priorities, and where he sent a dazed Chostrawn to find Alonzo. Cameron hadn't even got to the good part.
"Uh, Cameron, do you even know what they were doing?" Chi asked.
"Yeah, they were cussing." he answered.
"He doesn't understand what 'F Deme senseless' means." Chimalmaht laughed once Cameron had gotten out of earshot.
"Or when Tugger ground his hips upward." etcies added.
After a few more minutes, Mrs. Beidle kicked us off her computer. Class resumed, and life was once again boring.
A/N: Yeah, Cameron was that stupid. Boys are seriously that stupid in my school. Are all boys this stupid? This was funnier in actual life, but like I said before, I have the memory span of a small rodent.