Hello everybody! I'm so happy people seems to be these stories so far, that I decided to finally publish this. I wrote it a while ago and it's supose to be funny, but I'm not so sure about it. I'm better at drama and romance, so tell me what ya think, ok? Oh, and the K is not for the crazy blond manager, he'll appear later, I promise.

Disclaimer: You may notice the characters are a bit ooc. If I owned them you wouldn't notice, therefore they aren't mine.

Beta-read by: clari-chan (no matter what she says, her stories are great and I'm gonna keep promoting her until she updates, hehehe).

Pink Bunny
Yuki - Kumagoru?

Yuki's POV

It's there. Everyday, when I wake up it's there, watching me. No matter what, it's there when I go to bed and fall asleep.

I tried to get rid of it, but every time it mysteriously came back, haunting me. Why can't he leave? The worst part is I don't know why or when it began to obsess me so much. It just does.

Maybe is because of the care that brat gives to it. Or maybe it's because it's a constant reminder of the brat's admiration for his rightful owner. If I didn't know myself I would think I'm jealous of the stupid white rabbit that Shuichi insists on keeping on our room.

And let me tell you something: I am not jealous. It just annoys me to share the room with a stuffed animal that according to Shuichi needs his own space in the house. Why does it have to be here and not in the brat's room?

Sometimes I even feel like he's analyzing me, whenever I'm there, and trust me, that feeling isn't nice when you are trying to have sex with your lover.

And yesterday that moron got upset because I threw him into the living room. Why does it matter so much?! I mean, it's just a stuffed animal, it can't feel or think! Of course, if you do as much as insinuate that to the brat he won't talk to you for hours.

To be honest I never cared for a toy like that even when I was a kid. He's a grown up for God's sake! Why does he get so mad at me?!

... Because it's Sakuma Ryuichi's present. That's right, it's not the bunny itself, it's what it means. Even if he says he's over that admiring phase he is not. Maybe he doesn't see him as his god anymore, but he still looks up to him.

Every time they are together that brat comes talking all about the 'super cool Ryuichi-san'. His time with him seems to be more precious that ours.

And no, I'm not jealous of him either.

Kumagoru's POV

He's always glaring at me. When he wakes up he glares. Before he sleeps he glares. I'm beginning to wonder if it's a costum of his, because whenever he's in my room he glares. Maybe is his way to say hello?

I'm not sure. He also seems like he's worried that I'm bored it my room, because he's always trying to take me somewhere else. Like Shu's room, where he's got some video games. Yuki-san shouldn't bother so much, since I like my bedroom and Shu's presence is always nice.

I wonder why he cares so much. I asked Shu and he just laughed and changed the subject.

The other day he threw me out of my room. He said that I didn't need my own space in HIS room, and that Shu was stupid for caring about it. Shu was so upset he took me to play in his room and didn't talk to him for hours.

I wasn't so offended by it. Probably he just doesn't know how to react in front of the famous Kumagoru. After all I belong to the incredible Ryu-chan!

I'm only sorry he fought with Shu though. They really love each other, and Yuki is always so gentle with him in bed... I know I shouldn't have seen that, but it's not like I could move!

Hehehe and Yuki-san does have some nice moves... Shu was right about it.

Normal POV

Shuichi had just left the apartment when Yuki left his studio towards the bedroom. He finally had come up with a plan with no failures to get rid of the stuffed animal. He had planned everything, from time and date to location. He had thought of all the things that could go wrong. Now he was ready to carry on his master plan.

The writer reached the place where the bunny was, an evil smile on his face. He looked at it for a moment, then grabbed it and placed it on a paper bag. He was making sure this thing would never come back to his apartment.

K: "What's going on? What the-? Hey! Stop that! Where are you taking me?! Hey!

Ignorant of the bunny's pleas, Yuki took his keys and left the apartment. He reached his car and took his cell phone out. This had to come out well or the brat will be really upset. He marked a number and waited. It rang twice before a familiar voice answered.

"Yukiii! I can't believe you are calling me! What are you doing? We were about to start here and-"

Yuki cut him off. That boy could talk so much... "Yeah, whatever. Listen brat I'm going to the dry cleaner because accidentally I dropped some beer on that stuffed animal-"

"What!? Oh no! Ryuichi-san is going to hate me! Yuki why did you do that?"

"Hey! It was an accident brat, and I'm taking him to the dry cleaner remember? Besides if you had put it in your room like I told you so many times before this wouldn't be a problem!"

"But... He'll be fine right? They leave it nice and clean and no one will notice the difference right?"

"... Yeah. Have to go now". Yuki could not suppress the smile he had. Everything was going according to plan.

"Ok..." Shuichi sounded a bit sad and worried, and since Yuki didn't want him to feel like that he decided to do something to improve his mood.

"Listen, I'll make it up to you ok? And if you want..." Yuki took a deep breath before speaking again, like he was reticent to do it but forced by the circumstances "I can talk to Sakuma, so there won't be any troubles."

"Really?? Yuki you are so cool!" Some voices where heard on the background as well as some fire shots. "Eh... I'll be back at dinner, ok? I'm hanging! You don't have to shoot K!"

Shuichi hung up and Yuki glanced at the paper bag next to him. "I think I chose the wrong career, I should've been an actor".

K: "A dry cleaner? What's that about? Maybe a surprise to Shu-chan so he'll see me nice and clean?

Half an hour later...

"I can't believe you did it! Aniki you are the best!"

"Sure, just don't forget about our deal."

"Of course not, I won't say a word! If I did I'll have to give it back to Shuichi and he doesn't deserve it!"

Yuki looked at his brother. He was about to glare at him when he remembered Tatsuha was doing him a favor by taking that bunny away for good. Of course the younger man didn't have to know that.

"Whatever, just give me the other one so I can leave."

"Oh yeah, here". The young man gave him a bright pink bunny in return. One of his ears seemed like it was about to fall, but otherwise it was identical to the original. "Hey brother, why did you do this? I don't think you were trying to give me a present."

"If you are going to ask I'll take it somewhere else."

"Hehehe, just kiddin'!"

"Fine. And remember, don't say a word to Mika or anyone else". With that, Yuki returned to his car and drove back to his apartment.

K: Mmh? What is this? Who's this guy? I've never seen him before... He looks funny...

Later that day...

Shuichi had been crying about Sakuma hating him for an hour or so. Yuki had explained him that in the dry cleaner they had made a mistake, and had done his best to look a bit mad at them since they had also 'ruined' one of his shirts. Shuichi hadn't paid much attention to the last part so he didn't catch the triumphant look on Yuki's eyes.

"Listen" Yuki suppressed the 'brat' this time, "I already called Tohma and he said I should explain it all to Sakuma. You already have his number, so why don't we call him?"

Shuichi sobbed and mutter something like "can't...mad... me... fault" or at least that's what Yuki caught. He put his arms around the boy and kissed him softly on the forehead.

"I'll call him". Shuichi looked at him and then hugged him while mumbling some thanks.

... "Moshi moshi?"

"Sakuma-san? This is Yuki Eiri, listen, I had an accident and..." Shuichi ran out of the room towards the bedroom. He didn't want to hear Ryuichi say he was a moron and that he would never talk to him again. After what seemed an eternity he felt Yuki's arms wrapping around him.

He turned around and saw Yuki expectantly. When his blonde lover nodded and smiled in that way he only did for him, Shuichi jumped into his lover's arms and smiled.

A week later...

Yuki arrived at the apartment late that day. He had had dinner with his editor and was really tired. Shuichi was on the couch sleeping. Yuki smiled inwardly and went to the bedroom to change into something more comfortable and maybe more inviting for his lover.

He entered the room and turned on the lights. He was about to open his closet when he saw it.

Shuichi woke up when he heard Yuki's scream and ran towards the bedroom. "Yuki? Is everything alright?"

"What the hell?..." For once in his life Yuki was out of words. There in the space where that dammed bunny had been were not one, but two identical bunnies. Yuki recognized one as the bright pink he had handed Sakuma back. The other one was no doubt Kumagoru.

"Ryuichi-san fixed the pink one! And he gave me another one so I had a white one too! Now Kumagoru won't feel lonely because there's another one!"

Yuki stared at the bunnies. "And since Ryuichi has many, he told me I can keep them and now I'll have two Kumagorus forever and ever!"

... forever and ever... forever and ever!... Yuki paled when he heard that. "Yuki? Are you ok?"

"I need a beer..." He murmured before running out of the room and towards his car. He definitely needed that drink or better yet, to get drunk as fast as he could.

"Yuki!" Shuichi looked at his lover leaving the apartment and then at the bunnies. "What was that about? He looked like he had seen a ghost or something..."

He had just left the bedroom to call Tohma for help when two voices said in unison:

"Something like that".
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K: I miss Shu and Yuki, I really liked them, but this guy is great! He treats me like I'm sacred or something. I think I like it better here =3.