WARNING: This is rated R for a reason. This contains boyxboyxboy action. If you can't deal with it don't read it. I'm not forcing anyone to do so. Also if you are offended by this and want to flame me go ahead. It's your fault for reading it in the first place.

I know I promised a Tatsuha-Maiko, but I had a writer's block with it. Clari gave me some good ideas, so as soon as I'm done I'll post it. In the mid time...

Beta-read by: Clari-chan.

Author: Bwahaha! I've finally written it! I said I wouldn't make a threesome until pigs learned to fly. And the other day I learned that some pigs have learned to fly, so I must keep my promise and made a threesome.

Shu: Hey! Why do I have to do this? I just want to be with Yuki, no one else!! And pigs don't fly!

Author: Are you sure?

Shu: ...

Tatsuha: Yeah Shuichi, I saw the other day a show on the TV where a pig flew. And TV shows don't lie, do they?

Shu: Well I'm not so sure about it... And that's not important! I don't want to do a threesome!

Tatsuha: Why not? It'll be fun, I promise I'll be gentle... And I can dye my hair blond if that makes you happy.

Shu: -blushes- But you won't be Yuki!!!

Author: If that's the problem I'll bring Yuki instead of Tatsuha.

Tatsuha: No!!! You can't do this to me! You promised!!! One night with Sakuma-sama, that's all I asked for!

Author: Fine, fine. But convince Shu because I can't make Yuki do anything with you. That's incest and I'm not very comfortable with it.

Shu: That's why you don't own us. Maki-san didn't care and that's why the Remixes exist. (Disclaimer)

Author: I haven't read them! And I thought you were against this! If you don't mind watching Yuki with his brother and Ryuichi I'll do it.

Shu: NO! I- well... Fine.

Ryuichi: Yay! We'll have fun together!

Shu: Ryuichi-san! I... I had no idea you were into this...

Ryuichi: Uh? Why not? Playing with Shu is always fun!

Shu: What? ... Ryuichi-san, do you know what a threesome is?

Ryuichi: ... Uh?

Shu: Tatsuha!!! I'm telling this to your sister! And to Seguchi! And to Noriko! ... And to Yuki too!

Author: OoU ... Ajem! Let them complain all they want. I'm still gonna do this, and no power in Earth shall stop me! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

A Threesome

Shuichi-Tatsuha-Ryuichi

Yuki had a bad feeling when he left the apartment that morning, some kind of uneasiness that made him nervous. Considering the events previous to his parting, he had many reasons to worry about.

First of all the brat was in his apartment. Second of all the brat wasn't alone, he was with that idol of his, Sakuma something. And both had the day off and too much pocky to eat. Something told Yuki that when he came back his apartment, if it was still standing, would be a complete mess.

And he wasn't wrong. Just before Yuki left, Ryuichi had arrived with a huge bag that contained, among other things, all kinds of junk food (enough to survive a month), all the video games systems available, several games; all the karaoke's CDs existing, including Nittle Grasper and Bad Luck songs; a guitar (Yuki was absolutely sure none of them could play a single note on it) that wasn't on the bag of course, almost ten DVD movies (including some terror ones that Yuki had told them not to watch), some mangas, two Kumagorus, a book called "Games for Rainy Days" (which made Yuki snort since it was pretty sunny outside), three coloring books, crayons in all it's sizes and colors and much to Yuki's dismay a blanket and a pillow.

And Shuichi hadn't seemed like he was paying much attention to all the things and rules Yuki said to make sure their neighbors wouldn't call the police. Still Yuki had to leave and as he did he wondered if he shouldn't have agreed to Shu's pleading voice when he said he wanted to spend the day with him. Surely it would have been a tiring day, but less stressing that imagining those two alone in the apartment.

--

Shuichi and Ryuichi were playing a video game when Tatsuha arrived. He was expecting to see his brother or Shuichi, but this... this was just heaven. Not in his wildest dreams he imagined that his idol and god, Sakuma Ryuichi would be there.

-Tatsuha? What are you doing here?

-I- Well- ... I-

Tatsuha had no idea of what to do. There, in front of him and smiling, was the person he wanted the most.

-Mm?

Suddenly Ryuichi reached for him and sat the teen next to him on the floor.

-Let's all play again!

It was heaven. For some hours, Tatsuha played, drew, read and ate next to Ryuichi. He even sang Sleepless Beauty with him! What could be better than that? Singing and imagining the audience go wild with their performance and Ryuichi hugging him at the end. It was his dream -come true.

Of course, previous to all this Shuichi threatened him to call his sister if he didn't behave. And he had kept his promise. 'A day in the life of Sakuma Ryuichi'. Tatsuha would have plenty of opportunities to try something else if he managed to get Ryuichi's phone number.

--

It was already night, and they were watching a movie. A terror and suspense movie, much to Tatsuha's happiness and to Shuichi's terror. Ryuichi seemed scared too, but Shu was too busy to notice the way Tatsuha was placing one arm around the older singer in 'comfort'.

--

-Sakuma-san?

-Ne, Tatsuha-kun, I told you to call me by my name!

-Ok, Ryuichi it is. You aren't scared anymore, right?

-Mm... Only a little.

-Don't worry, I'll protect you from anything.

-You will?

-Yep!

-Thanks Tatsuha-kun, you are really brave...

--

Shuichi was clutching one Kumagoru when he heard the muffled sounds next to him. He turned around to see... Tatsuha and Ryuichi making out, right there, without even bothering to be quiet.

-Ah... eh... Ryuichi-san? ... Eh... Helloo... What-?.... Hey! Get off me!

Somehow, during their now passionate kiss, Ryuichi and Tatsuha had landed over Shuichi.

-Tatsuha! What do you think you are doing?!

Shuichi forced the two to sit down again.

-He asked for it.

-No, he didn't.

-Yes I did.

-What?!

-Shu-chan... you look cute like that...

-Ryu- Ryuichi-san-

-Kiss...

-What?!

-I want... kiss...

Before Shuichi could say anything else, Ryuichi leaned over and brushed his lips softly against Shuichi's. Then he pressed a little more. Shuichi couldn't think clearly now, it felt...good.

Ryuichi pressed more and then parted Shu's lips with his tongue. Shuichi felt his face grow hotter as the kiss continued and then, following what his instinct was telling him to do, he pressed himself against the older man, shoving his own tongue against his. It felt really, really good.

At first, Tatsuha watched the kiss in amusement, but as it grew deeper and Ryuichi's hands began to search under Shuichi's shirt, he gulped. They looked hot. Too hot.

He reached for Ryuichi and began kissing his neck as Ryuichi made Shu take his shirt off. Now this was something not even Tatsuha had ever dreamed of before. And he wasn't gonna waist anytime thinking about it. Analyzing what was happening there would ruin the situation completely.

As Ryuichi continued kissing Shuichi's neck, Tatsuha hands reached for him. Shuichi moaned softly as Ryuchi began to play with his nipples, and Tatsuha felt his face grow hot as he touched the older singer's chest. Suddenly, Ryuichi turned around and glared at him. Tatsuha didn't expect it and blinked twice.

-Stop it.

-Uh? – Tatsuha had no idea his god and idol could look at people like that.

-I have a better idea...

Soon the teenager found himself kissing Shuichi as Ryuichi made him take his clothes off. Apparently when it came down to sex the older singer was more dominant than on stage.

Shuichi moaned again, as Tatsuha licked his left nipple. Ryuichi, not wasting more time, practically ripped off Tatsuha's pants.

-What? Ryuichi!

The singer smirked at the teenager. He signaled Shuichi and then, looking at him with those intense eyes, told him:

-Take care of Shuichi, Tatsuha-kun, and don't worry. I'll be careful with you..

And before Tatsuha could protest, Ryuichi was making him his and pressing him against a now naked Shuichi...

--

Several things happened at the same time. A loud scream made Tatsuha look up. The door burst open showing a tired and upset Yuki. Shuichi jumped from his position, kicking Tatsuha accidentally. Ryuichi shrieked and reached for the fallen and forgotten Kumagoru.

-What the hell is going on in here?!

Yuki looked like he was ready to kill someone, and unfortunately the nearest person was his younger brother. Shuichi looked at him and blushed, knowing he had been caught doing something he was not supposed to do...

-Eh.. well.. Yuki don't get mad, I... we were just...

-Don't get mad?! How can you expect me not to get mad? This is a complete mess! I told you that if you trashed the apartment you'd have to sleep with Nakano for a month!

Tatsuha blinked and sat down. What the hell?

-But Yukiiii! I'll fix it all in the morning! Please don't get mad at me! It's... it's.. it's Tatsuha's fault!

Both Uesugis looked at Shuichi in disbelief.

-Yeah! It was your idea to watch that horrible movie Tatsuha! And then you fell asleep and left Ryuichi-san and me alone to watch it!

-What?!...

Well, now it all made sense to Tatsuha. He had been watching the movie, but since he had seen it before, and it was pretty boring, he had fallen asleep. The last thing he remembered was looking at the scared Ryuichi next to him and placing an arm around his shoulders to offer him comfort... So he must have been dreaming.

It had been a nice dream while it lasted though.

THE END

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Tatsuha: ... What?! That was it?! How could you?! You cut it off on the most interesting part!!!

Author: Hahahahaha! What are you complaining for anyway? You had your moment with Ryuichi didn't you?

Tatsuha: ... Well, yeah, but... but it's not fair! Besides you made Ryuichi the dominant one! I was supposed to be the dominant one!

Author: Really? Well, sorry, maybe next time.

Shu: Next time?! I won't do anything next time!! You made me cheat on Yuki!

Tatsuha: So you are telling me you didn't liked it?

Shu: -blushes-

Yuki: Yeah, brat, I was wondering that too.

Ryuichi: -reading a dictionary- Threesome... threesome... ah, here it is na no da! ?? A group of three persons or things...

Author: Exactly. I have a dictionary that says the exact same thing. This was pretty amusing to write, but difficult as well. I don't have any experience in writing three people having sex. I haven't read any of that, for that matter.

Tatsuha: You lied to me!

Yuki: So, what exactly were you supposed to do to the brat, uh?

Tatsuha: ... I better go now...

Shu: Yuki!! I didn't want to do any of that! It was that perverted brother of yours, I swear!

Author: Well, this is it. In case you are wondering there is an episode from the Simpson where a pig 'flies'. If you've seen the series you'll remember it, if you haven't... well, I can't explain it here... Anyway, enjoy, and if you can tell me how I did it.

Ryuichi: ... So, what about a foursome for the next one, uh? That way I can play with Tatsuha and Yuki can keep Shuichi quiet!

Everyone: Ryuichi!?

Ryuichi: -smiling innocently- what?