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A random Toad: Kudos to Real-fan05 for our first review.
On Pinna Park at Delfino Island, Mario and Peach were walking hand-in-hand to the Yoshi-Go-Round. Mario was wearing his trademark Hawaiian shirt & sunglasses (from Super Mario Sunshine), while Peach was wearing a bra (revealing D-size breasts) and a mini-skirt with knee-high boots. Some of the Piantas and Nintendo characters who were looking for more rides spotted them and started to gasp and spread rumors. Despite any reactions, Mario took Peach up to his right shoulder, and placed her on a blue Yoshi. No one paid any attention to the carnie worker, who was doing something suspicious...
"Ooh, this is so romantic," Peach giggled.
"I thought you would like this," Mario said, looking at Peach's chest.
"Mario, my face is up here," Peach said, noticing where Mario was looking.
"Sorry."
The plan was going smoothly. Bowser, disguised as the carnie, had called up Bison and Geese to let them know that they were ready for the next part of the plan. About a minute into the ride, Young Link walked up to Bowser (not knowing he wasn't a carnie).
"Hey dumbass," Young Link called.
"Fuck off, kid, I'm busy here," Bowser demanded.
"Fine, but a bunch of people were bitching about this ride. Someone told me that it was slow as a fucking turtle, so I decided to come down here. Looking at this piece of shit you call a ride, I can really say that your ride is slower than a Koopa," chided the young brat.
Slow as a Koopa, huh? thought Bowser. I'll show those sons of bitches how fast this ride really goes.
After a few button presses, Bowser was able to make the ride into a vortex of swirling colors. The people inside the "vortex" had not noticed what was going on outside of the ride.
Outside the ride, the sky had darkened and there were lightning everywhere killing people unfortunate to be outside of any kind of shelter. Smash warps (the ones that bring you back after you lost a life) were appearing everywhere they could on Delfino. Although it seemed like the world was coming to an end, it only happened for five minutes. When the ride stopped, almost everything was back to normal.
The sky was still dark, and the Smash warps were replaced with various humans. The people on the ride got out, and at that moment, they started throwing up. A blue Pianta ran to the Yoshi-Go-Round to help up Mario. A few other Piantas helped some of the people who left the ride.
Although he was still dizzy, Mario started to walk up to the carnie's booth to yell at him about the malfunctioning ride. When he opened the door, the carnie had gone!
He heard a soft noise that made him jumped, but when he turned around, he saw Young Link crying.
"Link, what happened?" Mario asked, with trouble moving his mouth.
"It's all my fault," Young Link sobbed.
"No it's not."
"Yes it is. Someone told me that the ride was as slow as a Koopa, and that he really needs to speed up the ride. So I called him 'dumbass' and made fun of him every way I could to speed up the ride. I didn't think you guys would mind...I didn't know he was gonna do that!"
"Who told you the ride was slow?"
"Some kid, but he looked more like a Koopa, only with spikes on his back."
Just then, some of the humans started waking up. Some of them had been hurt, and three or four of them were naked. Some of them blinked without a clue to what was going on.
The blue Pianta who helped out Mario also happened to be the mayor. Regaining his composure, he cleared his throat and said, "Welcome to Delfino Island! Home to great fun, good food, nice manners, and the only island to have the brightest sun in the daytime...or at least it was..."
As the mayor was trying to figure out the darkness of the island, a woman with long red hair who had a nice bust to her (and was also naked), asked, "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!"
"Why, you're at Delfino Island, my dear. Home to..."
"I HEARD YOU ALREADY, BUT THAT'S NOT SPECIFIC ENOUGH! ANDY, WHERE IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH ARE WE?!"
"We're in Delfino Island, Mai, and if anybody has a map, could you please point it out to us?" a blond-haired man in a white gi asked.
Before Mai could open he mouth, one of the Piantas gave Andy a map, and pointed out Delfino Island.
"See Mai we're...uhhh...we're...Yo, Terry! Help me out here!"
A man wearing a "Fatal Fury" cap, an open red jacket, and denim blue jeans walked up Andy and started to look at the map.
"Damn...uhhh...no, wait that can't be right..."
"Maybe we're in the Honduras."
"Tell that to the idiot in the Hawaiian shirt. We're in Jamaica."
"Nah...hmmm...maybe Haiti."
"Nope, definitely Jamaica."
"Hold on, I don't think we're in North America. All the people are different colors."
"They're called races, dumbass, they're supposed to be different colors."
"No, I mean some of the people are blue..."
"We all have our off days," Mai interrupted
"And orange."
"Ooookay," Terry said.
Mai screamed, "THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER! WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL WE ARE, I'M NAKED, AND JOE KEEPS STARING AT ME!"
She turned around and kicked a brown-haired man, wearing kickboxing shorts and a Southtown basketball jersey, in his groin.
"That doesn't mean you take your anger out on Joe," Terry told her.
"He had it coming," Mai said, with gritted teeth.
"Wait a sec," Mario said.
"Huh?" Terry asked.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Kyo, and the rest of these guys are SNK stars, but there are plenty more of us," answered a short-haired man wearing all black (except for a white shirt inside).
Before anyone else could open their mouths, Master Hand's trademark laughter rang throughout Delfino Island.
"This is Master Hand from the Delfino Broadcast System presenting Handmade News Network. First, I'd like to welcome and introduce to you the characters of Capcom and SNK. I'm here to tell you that my Wire-Frame people brought your stuff into hotel rooms that my friends have personally provided. Now on to the good news.
"Once again, another tournament is being hosted four days from now..."
"Oh great, another tournament?!" Terry interrupted.
"So I hope that you all brush up on your training. This is HNN, signing out."
Once again, Master Hand's trademark laughter rang throughout Delfino.
The Toad from the Disclaimer's Note: I hope you enjoyed Chapter 2.
Wizard: Stay tuned for Chapter 3, in the exciting saga (I hope) that is "World Tournament"! Please read and review.