Okay, another long wait. So sorry. I go through spurts.
Thanks all so much for the reviews, and I will try to make this chapter longer, but it may take a while, seeing as how Jeannie is on in 20 minutes...
Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and IDOJ belongs to Sidney Sheldon. Neither belong to me (although, I wouldn't mind if Major Nelson did... NOTHING!)
Chapter four: It's a trap!
Shippou let out a small AAHH!, and immediately ran and hid behind Kagome. Everyone else, however, was too busy watching this pink smoke. No one knew what it was, and so they were all waiting, on guard, to see what would happen.
"It's a trap! Naraku must be hiding in the bushes somewhere! And tonight of all nights!" Inuyasha proclaimed, his sleeve over his face to block out the "poison smoke".
"Nonsense, Inuyasha, It's a Genie! Everyone knows that Genies live in bottles, and have to smoke out of them!" Kagome corrected, quite giddily. She didn't know how right she was...
"A Genie? Kagome, you didn't even believe in demons until not too long ago, don't tell me you actually believe in Genies! They don't exist! This is a trap set by Naraku, and that idiot Miroku got us stuck in it!"
"No, Inuyasha, it's a Genie! It's gotta be! It can't be poisonous smoke because no one's dropped dead or unconscious. That's how these things work!" While Kagome and Inuyasha fought, they missed the unveiling, or rather, un-smoking, of a beautiful blonde girl, kneeling on the ground and facing Miroku. She was speaking in Persian (although no one knew that at the time), and Miroku and Sango were absolutely stumped.
"Uhh... hello. Who are you?" Miroku asked, quite at a loss for words, seeing how this foreign beauty just came from inside a bottle. Quite frankly, I think most people would react this way if they were in this situation. Immediately, the girl looked up at Miroku, and smiled. She gracefully stood up, revealing her pink harem costume, and ran straight for Miroku. Without saying anything, she threw her arms around his neck, and kissed him. Sango was not impressed to say the least.
"Hey! Get your hands off him! Get your lips off him too!" Sango reached for her boomerang, but the new girl let go of him before she could grab it. The girl looked straight at Sango, and started to speak. Unfortunately, she spoke Persian, so we don't know what se said. Without knowing, Miroku solved the problem.
"Oh, I wish you spoke Japanese, you beautiful girl. I wouldn't want to take advantage of you." Being the "nice guy" that he was, Miroku wanted the girl to be able to say yes to his question. You know the one I'm talking about.
I realise I said I would make this one longer. And I think it might be, but I'm not sure. But if it isn't, oh well. Jeannie's on in five minutes, so I'm stopping there.