Furi-Kuri Remixed
Chapter II
Why My Head Almost Exploded
Time fer a/n crapulence! First, I don't own FLCL... Gainax does... I think... Fuck it. Anyway, sorry this has taken so fecking long to get up, but I haven't had much time to work on it lately, but summer break just started and I now have as much time as I want So, without further adieu, Chapter II!
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Damnit! This kid is gonna mess up all of my plans! I should've known it wasn't that Naota kid, he would've aged 5 years... God these humans are confusing. Now I'm gonna end up having to open up a whole new N.O. channel and I'm almost definitely gonna hafta play the whole seduction thing... this sucks.
Whoa... I just said all that out loud. Anyway, then I'm gonna need to pull out all this extra crap until I hit Atomsk... once again, sucks.
Whoa... said that out loud again.
Man I'm weird. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
What just happened...? I remember something about a girl on a Vespa, and then something hit me in the head... It was a bass guitar, no, her bike then a bass guitar. Then she said something about N.O. and Atamesks. Then I passed out, then I woke up, then I started remembering all the freaky crap that had happened...
Whoa... back where I started Wait... where was the Vespa girl?
Oh
Snap
"Its about time you woke up, kid" I nearly crapped myself. It was that same nasally voice that had called me Takkun and hit me in the head repeatedly.
Oh
Snap I looked in the direction of that voice. She was standing there, leaning on her guitar. She had pinkish hair, gold eyes, and this weird red jacket.
She grinned like the evil guy in the animes, right before he kills a bunch of people. She picked up her bass, and I wished I was still passed out. Please, whatever deity can help me right now, take this girl away, and wake me up from this dream.
"I'll just have to make use of what I got here, then. Hold still" I had meant to say something like "Like Hell I will!" but what came out was a little whimper. Pathetic.
I was expecting to be hit in the head again, but she just pinched the bump on my head (that she had put there) and pulled. It hurt like hell, but the weird thing was, it got bigger as she was pulling. And I don't mean just a little bigger, it got about twice as big, and started looking like a bull's horn. I was officially freaked out.
"Humph... looks like its gonna take a while... Why do I always pull these useless kids?!"
"Hey, who are you calling useless?!"
"You, moron. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more pressing matters to attend to."
So, I just sat there. On the bridge. As she drove off.
'Ya know...
I'm starting...
to regret wishing for this...
Huzzah! I finally got chapter 2 up! And it's not as long as 1, but I like it just as much. AND YOU SHOULD TOO! B3CUZE I HV3 T3H L337 WRITIG SKILLZ!!!11!1 Well... it seems that B3CUZE and HV3 are both people's E-mail addresses... I'm having a delightfully grinchy idea right now [Evil Grin] But there's enough time for that later. Anywho, keep on reviewing, you... two people.
So alone...
SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!
Chapter II
Why My Head Almost Exploded
Time fer a/n crapulence! First, I don't own FLCL... Gainax does... I think... Fuck it. Anyway, sorry this has taken so fecking long to get up, but I haven't had much time to work on it lately, but summer break just started and I now have as much time as I want So, without further adieu, Chapter II!
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Damnit! This kid is gonna mess up all of my plans! I should've known it wasn't that Naota kid, he would've aged 5 years... God these humans are confusing. Now I'm gonna end up having to open up a whole new N.O. channel and I'm almost definitely gonna hafta play the whole seduction thing... this sucks.
Whoa... I just said all that out loud. Anyway, then I'm gonna need to pull out all this extra crap until I hit Atomsk... once again, sucks.
Whoa... said that out loud again.
Man I'm weird. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------
What just happened...? I remember something about a girl on a Vespa, and then something hit me in the head... It was a bass guitar, no, her bike then a bass guitar. Then she said something about N.O. and Atamesks. Then I passed out, then I woke up, then I started remembering all the freaky crap that had happened...
Whoa... back where I started Wait... where was the Vespa girl?
Oh
Snap
"Its about time you woke up, kid" I nearly crapped myself. It was that same nasally voice that had called me Takkun and hit me in the head repeatedly.
Oh
Snap I looked in the direction of that voice. She was standing there, leaning on her guitar. She had pinkish hair, gold eyes, and this weird red jacket.
She grinned like the evil guy in the animes, right before he kills a bunch of people. She picked up her bass, and I wished I was still passed out. Please, whatever deity can help me right now, take this girl away, and wake me up from this dream.
"I'll just have to make use of what I got here, then. Hold still" I had meant to say something like "Like Hell I will!" but what came out was a little whimper. Pathetic.
I was expecting to be hit in the head again, but she just pinched the bump on my head (that she had put there) and pulled. It hurt like hell, but the weird thing was, it got bigger as she was pulling. And I don't mean just a little bigger, it got about twice as big, and started looking like a bull's horn. I was officially freaked out.
"Humph... looks like its gonna take a while... Why do I always pull these useless kids?!"
"Hey, who are you calling useless?!"
"You, moron. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more pressing matters to attend to."
So, I just sat there. On the bridge. As she drove off.
'Ya know...
I'm starting...
to regret wishing for this...
Huzzah! I finally got chapter 2 up! And it's not as long as 1, but I like it just as much. AND YOU SHOULD TOO! B3CUZE I HV3 T3H L337 WRITIG SKILLZ!!!11!1 Well... it seems that B3CUZE and HV3 are both people's E-mail addresses... I'm having a delightfully grinchy idea right now [Evil Grin] But there's enough time for that later. Anywho, keep on reviewing, you... two people.
So alone...
SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!