CHAPTER VI

If I had a dollar for every time something large and robotic came out of my head...

(Roman numerals... getting' all fancy on ya!)

UpDaTe-O-rAmA!!! w000000000t! I've finally got a new chapter up, guys! Sorry for not being active for so long ;;. I just got kind of disappointed, like my story wasn't gonna go anywhere, ya know? But, thanks to the recent reviews, (I'm not actually sure how recent they are Oo;;...) I have renewed faith in my fic! By the way, if it seems that my story doesn't take place in Japan... well, there's a reason. I've never been to Japan, thus, I have no friggin clue what its like there... so Mabase ends up seeming a lot like where I live Oo;;. I'm going to try to have a new chapter every other weekend (note, TRY is the operative word there... I'm forgetful --;;) So, without further adieu, my latest chapter! (hope it's a good'un! ) Also, I've given up on naming my character... he'll just be like that dude in Fight Club... Ya know, the main guy. They never did say his name, right?

She had me by the shirt, and was pulling me outside, the air was cold and made each breath hurt. I think it was November. The protrusion that had sprouted from my head was clearly visible now, the hat it had been under had been flung off. The horn started hurting again, and she'd grabbed it and was pulling on it hard.

The pain broke me out of my almost-dreaming state.

"OUCH! What the hell are you doing!?"

She smirked, "What's it look like? I'm trying to get this thing out of your head,"

I was confused as ever, "What?! What is that thing anyway??"

No longer smirking, she cursed and kicked the horn, sending a spasm of pain through o the back of my head.

"I think it's a robot... Medical Mechanica, probably." She said.

I wondered about this for a second... "Robot... head... out... wait a minute! You're saying you're gonna pull a robot out of my head?"

"Yep,"

"A robot?"

"Mmmhmm."

"Out of my head?"

"Pretty much"

"Whatever..."

She smiled. "So, no shock? No sudden scream of... whatever emotion is most appropriate?"

I fell backwards onto the ground. "Nope... you've put me through so much weird crap this week. I think I'm used to it."

She began to smile even bigger "Goooooooooood. That's real good, because I think that robot I mentioned is about to come out."

I just lay there on the ground. Staring at the sun. So peaceful, for a burning, seething ball of hydrogen. Then, the horn started moving, and it hurt more than ever.

"AAAAAAAAGH!!! FKGBASKLJGHKSJDHGKSJFGHKSGJ!!!"

The horn gradually got longer, and longer, and two other, smaller horns sprouted out next to it. They started turning a cold iron grey, and then they became a claw, three fingers each a foot and a half long, all sticking from my head.

She laughed in her nasally overture, and pulled her guitar from nowhere in particular.

"IT'S SHOWTIME!"

Wonderful, my first chapter back, and its all boring and crapified ;;

Bleh, at least it's a chapter. Hopefully, the next one'll be better; I need to get back into the story, ya know? That, and I need to watch FLCL again. I haven't watched it in a while ;;

CHEERS,

ZEB