The Super Friends and the X-Men by: SmashingLightbulbs
The stupid x-men were trying to hypnotize some innocent person to join them when they introduced the person to Exabber.
The poor man laid on the floor in a pool of blood apparently someone had killed him but the people didn't care at all. He sat there with no life left in him, while the strong smell of rotting flesh met the group's noses.
THEY GO AWAY!
Spike comes running out of his room screaming: What's happening to me!
THE HOUSE EXPLODES
His back is lined with a wood ridge and the Professor comes back to life with the blood still all over him.
Professor: I BELIEVE YOUR CHANGING INTO GODZILLA!
THE TOWN EXPLODES
Spike: what makes you think that?
Professor: I always wanted one when I was a kid...
Spike turns into a small wooden train.
THE CITY EXPLODES
Exabber starts screaming and banging his fists in the ground like a three year old baby: I WANTED GODZILLA!
THEY GO AWAY!
The super friends come flying through the roof breaking every thing in sight: We are here to save the day!
Exabber: Attack them like the drones you are!
THE STATE EXPLODES
The X-men come in flipping and showing off but doing anything BUT attacking them: You shall be for afraid for us we us x-woman and we scary.
THEY GO AWAY!
The supermens fly away destroying the houses in the distance: WE NED TWO FINEDED RIOBIN!
THE COUNTRY EXPLODES
Flashback
There is a dark room and Robin is sleeping while Batman stabs him with a $#$#$$$#$!$$!
Robin just plain old dies from the ripe old age of 7.
But Batman thinks he's killed him and starts to cry in the corner, while eating icecream.
BATMAN: IM SOOOO FAT!!!
FAT GUSHES FROM HIS TRIPLE CHINS AND MAKES AND EXACT REPLICA OF HIS BRAIN.
BRAIN: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! EXPLODES
End of this :D
Commercial:
Announcer person: Are you feed up with getting only one happy meal, well now you only get one kind of toy you fucking godforsaken bitch!
The tv them shows a picture of a hamburger that's just two buns put together.
Announcer person: This is the biggest burger you've seen ever seen isn't it, isn't it from fucking McDonalds!!!?????
He then smashes the camera and everything goes blank!
THEY GO AWAY!
The supermen are so stupid that they have decided that they could find robin inside tacos. So they are sitting in the cave of wonders eating hamburgers.
THE WORLD EXPLODES
Superman: we is here and that is good but WE NED TO FINEDED RIOBIN!
Super batman: yes that makes perfect sense!
Super wonder women: that's the best!
Super wonder twins activated: I can see this happening! ACTIVATED!
THEY GO AWAY!
So they device a plan. From what they have just said. And they flush cardboard down the toilet OF DESTINY!!! where they find the ultimate goal. The place of Robin. Heaven was in the toilet, and they knew. They knew the x-men did it! .
They attack x-men. And they killed by the tracking deceases in eyes. WOOOOOOOOOSH! Which located in town of Pellet Town. Were all trees grow, In, up the center of planet, down the lane, in the yard, over the mountain, between the hills, around the ocean, under the sea, and down the foot, of destiny!!!
Santa Claus kills all life, because that is the ultimate meaning fo life. Santa Claus, with his sacks of toys, for all the girls and boys! And that he booms them away, because we are all NAUGHTY! AND WE NEED TO BE TAUGHT BIG TIME LESSON. SO HE KILL ALL. EVEN SANTA.
END!
THEY GO AWAY!
THE UNIVERSE EXPLODES
(TO BE CONTINUED...??????)
NEXT TIME ON THE DEAD MAN!! THE DEAD MAN IS DEAD!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! EXPLODES