Titan Truth or DIE!!!! I mean... Dare.

Disclaimer: Teen Titans... not mine... bitch.

A/N: Uh... mmm.... BAH!! Oh yes, My lovely assistant Mr. Half-Eaten-Bagel-Bite and I will make sporadic cameos. Hold your girdles ladies, he's a hot one.

Ladies and Gents, our humble story begins on a dreary afternoon at Titan Tower...

Raven: Azarath! Metrion! ZINTHOS!!!

Beast Boy: thrown across the room Damn woman. The remote is yours.

Raven: IT'S NOT WORKING!!!!!!!! Passions comes on in 1 minute! ONE MINUTE!!!!

Robin: WHAT!?!?! The REMOTE is BROKEN!!?!?!?

Raven: ARE YOU DEAF OR JUST RETARDED!?!?

Cyborg: But the TV... is so far away... can't... reach... it...HOLY SHIT WE ARE AWLL GONNA DIE!!

BB: AHH!! The green guy ALWAYS dies first!!! pees on self

Starfire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing Author Lady: I know, rather than frying your brain in front of the mindless boob tube for hours on end, why don't you guys play a fun game of Truth or Dare instead?

Cyborg: shrugs

Starfire: oooooooOOOOOOOOoooooo?

Robin: It DOES beat death...

BB: ....coughs up a hairball BLARGH!! ....I mean... I'm in.

Raven: gets up and turns off TV ...fine.

And so the games began...

BB: I'll go first!! mmm... Cyborg! truth or DARE?

Cyborg: oO...DARE?

BB: Um... dammit. Uh, I dare you to uh. Eat a stankball!!!

Robin: ??

Starfire: Stank... ball?

Charlie, The Ball of Stank: aw shit.

Cyborg: swallows Charlie whole tastes like... TOFU!

BB: REALLY!? SWEET!!! eats three stankballs .... BLARGH!!!!

Cyborg: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOO!!!!! ROBIN! TRUTH OR DARE!?!?!?!?

Robin: Dare. Bring it metal shaft.

Cyborg: Watch it Gel Boy, we may have to RUMBLE!! Ahem... I dare you... to go without HAIRGEL for a week. OHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!!!

Robin: WHAT!?!? NOOO!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS!!

Amazing Author Lady: hoses Robin down HAHA! I can see your panty line!!!

Mr. Half-Eaten-Bagel-Bite: Nice one. High five!

Amazing Author Lady: You don't have hands.... Idiot.

Robin: cries

Beast Boy: pokes robin with a stick

Robin: twitch WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing Author Lady: Awww... look, wittle Wobin is emo... shocks Robin with Tazer IT'S YOUR TURN!!!!!

Robin: Star........ twitch o.O t-t-t-truuuth or daARee twitch

Starfire: Truth! My glarghople always said "Honesty is the best way to tell the truth!"

Raven: I eat babies.

Robin: oO Star... who's your glarghople?

Starfire: What?

Robin: Do I make you randy baby? ... well, Do I?

Starfire: uh......

Robin: I said, do I wet your appetite? Do you want me to butter your roll baby?

Robin: humps Starfire's leg

Mr. Half-Eaten-Bagel-Bite: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!

Robin: dies

Amazing Author Lady: Thank you, Mr. Half-Eaten-Bagel-Bite. eats Mr. Half-Eaten-Bagel-Bite

Everyone: stares in horror

Amazing Author Lady: WHAT!?!? Don't look at me like that!! I was HUNGRY!!

BB: My god. Oh, the humanity!!

Starfire: blows spit bubbles

A/N: And now my duckies! This chapter must come to an end! To be continued... Or not... it's really your call, depending on how many reviews I get... Ahem. You know what that means punks.  XD  Need I say more??