:HELLO MY FRIENDS! eh..not really. i dont really know any of u. anyways. i decided to be nice and just give this chapter instead of waiting for reviews. ARENT I NICE??? (note: in real life, i am not nice. i repeat, I AM NOT NICE!) ok i'll end this torment and let you go ahead and read. lol:

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    "This is a hard one, she is," said the Sorting Hat. "Brave like a Gryffindor, true like a Hufflepuff, witty like a Ravenclaw, and cunning like a Slytherin. I hate to say it, but I'm stumped."

    Everybody gasped and errupted in murmurs. This was the first time in history the Hat couldn't sort someone.

    "Um, can we hurry this up? I have to use the bathroom."

    "You see? She was honest and brave enough to announce it in front of us all."

    "Yeah, I'm a real daredevil," Phailin scoffed.

    "And such a sharp tongue."

    "Well, if my tongue's so sharp why don't i just slice your mouth off so you'll shut up?"

    "Hmm, how malicious."

    "Hey! I am NOT evil! Okay, maybe a little. But I am NOT malicious!"

    "Okay, calm down. Why don't you just pick a house then?"

    Phailin sighed and closed her eyes. Pale, smoky letters formed above her head. First the letters said Gryffindor, then Hufflepuff, then Ravenclaw, then Slytherin, then it started again. The students watched in awe. The transitions became faster and then eventually slowed down. The transitions stopped. The letters read.....

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    "GRYFFINDOR" stood boldly for everybody to see. The Gryffindor table errupted in a roar of cheers. That whole display showed that Phailin was powerful.

    Phailin opened her eyes and the word vanished. She jumped down from the stool and a several Gryffindors moved around to make room for the new student. However, Phailin sprinted out of the Great Hall.

    "I guess she really DID have to go to the bathroom," Hermione whispered.

    Trish was up. She got up on the stool and waited patiently.

    "RAVENCLAW!"

    The Ravenclaw table cheered as Trish walked over to sit with them. Phailin had come back and seated herself next to between Harry and Hermione.

    Elle was up. The Sorting Hat sat for a while before saying....

    "SLYTHERIN!"

    "WHAT???????" shouted her three friends, all standing up.

    "But I don't want to go to Slytherin!" Elle whined. "LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!!!"

    The Slytherins smirked. Having Elle fear them seemed fun.

    "Well, Elle...HEY! I RHYMED! ("Get to your point, Jinx") Oh, yeah! At least the green colors will match your eyes!"

    "...Jinx, I REALLY hope you're not turning into a ditz."

    "No, it's okay, Phai..HEY! I RHYMED, AGAIN! Okay, okay, getting to the point. I know it sounded stupid but I'm just trying to look on the bright side!"

    "But you ALWAYS look on the bright side! Just once, PLEASE, look on the dark side??"

    "Hmm...nope! Can't do it!"

    "Figures.."

    "Elle, please go to your table," McGonnagall said.

    "Don't worry, Elle, if they do anything to you, they'll answer to me," Phailin said, comfortingly. Then, she shot the Slytherins a glare.

    Maybe, Elle fearing them wouldn't be so fun after all.

    A wave of relief washed over Elle's face.

    "Oh, yes. To further conduct House Unity, there's a slight change. We will mix you students among each other. Instead of there being a Gryffindor house, Ravenclaw house, Hufflepuff house, and Slytherin house, there will be four houses but you students will be sharing dorms with your fellow peers. There will be two of each house in each dorm. For example, one seventh year dorm includes Miss Lee, Miss Granger, Miss Maxwell, Miss Brocklehurst, Miss Krane, Miss Abbot, Miss Webber, and Miss Parkinson."

    "No WAY are we sharing a dorm with a Mudblood, right, Webber??" demanded Pansy.

    Elle looked confused. "Mudblood? What's that? Do you mean she's got like dirt in her blood? How'd it get in there???"

    "You're a Pureblood, aren't you?" Pansy asked.

    "Well, I'm PRETTY sure my blood's clean. If it wasn't I'd be kinda dead, wouldn't I?"

    "Miss Parkinson, I will not tolerate that kind of discrimination. If we all want to prevail over Voldemort, we must bind together," Dumbledore said.

    "SOME of us don't want prevail over Voldemort. Some WILL prevail ALONG with Voldemort," Pansy muttered.

    "SEE?? I TOLD YOU, PEOPLE! EEEEEVIL!!!"

    "Elle, SHUSH!" Trish said.

    "Continuing on. The dorms are as follows: The seventh year dorm opposite Miss Lee's includes Mister Potter, Mister Weasley, Mister Boot, Mister Hastings, Mister Finch-Fletchley, Mister MacMillan, Mister Malfoy, and Mister Zabini. (note: im not really sure if this blaise zabini person is a guy or girl. i just chose guy cause it was all i could think of and im too lazy to make up my own names. i try to do it as less as possible lol) and the list went on. Then...

    "Hey, look! It's the flying chicken!!"

    The chicken had swooped in and had landed on Jinx's head.

    "SMOOGLYDOODLES!" Jinx exclaimed. (note: props to natalie for randomly making up this name lol)

    "Smooglydoodles???" everybody asked.

    "She's my chicken!" Jinx said, grinning.

    "Umm...."

:and we are DONE for this chapter! WHOOHOO! alrighty. review me and i will give u a third chapter. i know this is kinda short but i dont care. i am the all-powerful writer person thing! praise me! PRAISE ME!!: