:yeah. i got no reviews. really feeling the love here, u guys. oh, well. the only reason i did this was cause my friend natalie wanted me to. and im nice like that and all. lol. ok. here's chapter three! oh yeah and, in case ur wondering, i changed carly's name to trish because i know someone named carly now, and its too confusing and stuff:

:disclaimer-i dont own anything but the plot, my own characters, and my psychotic idiocy:

RECAP

    "Continuing on. The dorms are as follows: The seventh year dorm opposite Miss Lee's includes Mister Potter, Mister Weasley, Mister Boot, Mister Hastings, Mister Finch-Fletchley, Mister MacMillan, Mister Malfoy, and Mister Zabini. (note: im not really sure if this blaise zabini person is a guy or girl. i just chose guy cause it was all i could think of and im too lazy to make up my own names. i try to do it as less as possible lol) and the list went on. Then...

    "Hey, look! It's the flying chicken!!"

    The chicken had swooped in and had landed on Jinx's head.

    "SMOOGLYDOODLES!" Jinx exclaimed. (note: props to natalie for randomly making up this name lol)

    "Smooglydoodles???" everybody asked.

    "She's my chicken!" Jinx said, grinning.

    "Umm...."

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    After recovering from the whole "chicken episode" everybody went to their dorms. Phailin, Hermione, and Trish were talking about something when Malfoy appeared at Phailin's side.

    "Hi, I don't believe we've met. I'm Draco."

    Phailin had a blank expression on her face.

    "Draco Malfoy?"

    Silence.

    "Son of Lucius (sp?) Malfoy?"

    "Ohhh!"

    "So you DO know who I am."

    "Nope."

    "You don't know who I am???"

    "No. I don't. Look, is there something you need?"

    "I was just thinking you'd want some company."

    Phailin gave him a look. "Um, hello? I was walking and talking with Hermione and Trish before you came and started having some issue about me not knowing you."

    "Let me rephrase. I was thinking you'd want some WORTHY company."

    "Are you saying they're not good enough??"

    "I'm just saying their not up to our standards."

    "Okay, one, what is with this 'our' stuff? There is no 'our'. There's 'my' and 'your'. Two, as far as I'M concerned, you HAVE no standards." With that, Phailin gave a mocking smile and pushed Hermione and Trish to speed up, leaving Malfoy stunned.

    "That was awesome!" Ron said.

    "That guy is SUCH a prick," Hermione said. "I can't BELIEVE he got Head Boy."

    "Lucky me, he was too shocked to deduct points," Phailin said.

    "THAT REMINDS ME! FIVE POINTS OFF, PHAILIN!" Malfoy shouted, obviously hearing them.

    Phailin flicked him off over her shoulder, maintaining her pace.

    "FIVE MORE POINTS OFF!" he yelled.

    "Phailin, I give you ten points just for doing that," Hermione said.

    "WHOOHOO!"

    Out of nowhere, Phailin pulled out what looked like a snowboard. She dropped it from her hands and it hovered inches above the ground. She stepped on it and, as soon as she had mounted it, it lifted higher.

    "What is that?" Blaise asked.

    "Hoverboard," Phailin answered simply. "I'm gonna go around campus for a bit. Password's Amor."

    And with that, the girl set off.

    The group came to a portrait of Romeo and Juliette.

    "Password?" they asked together, looking at each other lovingly.

    "Amor," Hermione said.

    The portrait swung open to reveal a gorgeous Common Room. (note: use ur imagination. im really too tired to go into detail right now)

    There were three portraits, one on the left and two on the right. The one on the left had a picture of Adam, obviously leading to the boys' dorm, and one on the right had a picture of Eve, obviously leading to the girls' dorm. (note: dont worry, they got those leafy things saving themselves and the students' eyes from indecent exposure.)

    The extra portrait was a picture of the night sky. Stars shimmered in a midnight blue sky and a crescent moon glowed. On a cloud lounged an angel. She had long black hair and deep blue eyes. She had a shocking resemblance to Phailin.

    "That's Phailin's dorm," Jinx said.

    "Yeah, she needs her own dorm. Personal stuff," Trish added.

    The rest decided to shrug it off.

    "Hey! I said the freaking password! Why don't you stop making out and let me the hell in!!!" Phailin's voice yelled.

    "Yeah, um, we should probably have warned you. Phailin kind of has anger issues," Elle said.

    "No kidding," Harry said.

    The portrait swung open and slammed shut as soon as Phailin jumped in. "Yeah! And same to you, buddy!" Phailin shouted to the back of the portrait. She stomped up to her dorm entrance, muttered the password, and jumped in.

    "Um, is Phailin gonna be there all night? Because she's the only one who knows the passwords. How are we supposed to get in our rooms?" Hermione said.

    They all looked at each other before running up the steps. They all shouted Phailin's name and pounded on the potrait. The angel held onto the cloud for dear life as stars started to fall.

    "Um, hello?" the angel said in a sweet, almost musical voice.

    They continued pounding and shouting.

    "Hello??"

    Still pounding...

    "HEY!" she shouted in a booming voice.

    They stopped.

    "Um, could you please not do that?" she asked, back to her sweet voice.

    Nods.

    "Thank you."

    The portrait swung open. The others jumped out of the way, but Malfoy wasn't so lucky. He was adjusting his shirt collar when the portrait swung open, knocking him down.

    "What?" Phailin sighed, poking her head out. She heard a groan and saw Malfoy on the floor. "What happened to him?"

    "Got his ass kicked by a picture," Trish said.

    Phailin raised an eyebrow and sighed. She stepped out from behind the portrait and hoisted Malfoy over her shoulder easily. Malfoy looked alarmed but then looked down and grinned.

    "Stop looking at my ass, perv," Phailin growled.

    Malfoy slapped his hands over his eyes.

    She set him down on the couch, propping his head on a pillow. A bag of ice appeared in Phailin's hand and she smacked it on Malfoy's head.

    "Hey! That's COLD!" Malfoy complained.

    "It's ICE. What did you expect???"

    They heard a musical note and suddenly a phoenix swooped in. It was beautiful, with pure white feathers and crystal blue eyes.

    "Who's that?" asked Hermione.

    "Zephyr, my phoenix."

    "Oh."

    "Why do you have a phoenix?" asked Ernie MacMillan.

    Phailin scoffed. "Why does Jinx have a chicken?"

    "'Cause I LIKE chickens!" Jinx exclaimed, beaming.

    "Same reason I have Zephyr," Phailin said.

    "Because you like chickens??" Ron asked.

    "No, phoenixes, Ron," Hermione sighed.

    "Oh..."

:review and u get to see what happens next! yawn im gonna go to bed. its 12:43 AM! i worked at least two hours on this thing! i did this all for you guys! well....not really....mainly cause my friend kept NAGGING at me hint: natalie to update. well...anyways...goodnight!: