James- God someone help me...

Julya- C'mon i know you like it..

James- it does feel kinda nice..

Julya- uh..where is it sapost to go?

James- Lets put it in this way

Julya- I dont think its ganna fit in there...

James- I'll make it fit

Julya- But i wanna do it...

James- You can do it next time..so how is it?

Julya- Mmmm...very nice

James- really? let me see! (looks in mirror) damn im sexy.

Julya- Oh yes James...we sould put pink bows in ur hair more often :D

Random People- ........

James- Why r u lookin at us like that??

Julya- What did you THINK we were doing?? o.o

Black wolf girl- ...uh...whats a subeta? :x (feels stupid)

iLvsimplepln2- wooo! go inu (kicks kikyo and her head breaks into a pile of dirt).....u didnt see anything (walks away like nothin happened)

Hopeformore- ya there will be but kickin :D but of course james is doin the fighting stuff...i suck at it x.x;

aurora16- (busts out laughing) omg, kikyo a mime! and kauga hanging from his tail! lol thats great xD

...:P -Thanks :D

short-tempered- Spiffy! :3

NekoKagome- Thank ya! :)

tvsweetie- heres ur update :P

Shadox- Yea...we were planning on having a kag/kik bitch fight later on in the story :D

mr123- Yup, Kougas in trouuuuuuuuble :P

James- Dont own anything

Julya- So dont get any lawyers on our asses...

Why Cant High School be Normal?

Chapter 5: Kouga vs Inuyasha (dumb name, no?)

Last Time:

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Whatever Kikyo, I'm out of here." Inuyasha was about to turn and leave when Kikyo spoke up again, with a softer yet more angrey voice. "So..your just going to drop me like that, huh? Ganna run of to that whore Kagome now? I always knew you liked that little bi-" Kikyo stopped mid-sentence when she saw the look Inuyasha gave her, that look that could kill a thousand men.

"Kikyo.." He said in a low, dangerous voice, "If your smart, you will stop talking about my Kagome like that.."

Inuyasha growled before he turned around and left, Kikyo stareing at his back the whole time. Kikyo raised a brow.

'His Kagome..?'

Now:

Kagome sighed as she flung her backpack on the floor next to the desk. She knew why Inuyasha couldnt drive her home today, he was going to fight Kouga. 'And they think they can be all hush hush about it..' Kagome rolled her eyes and floped onto her nice bed with forest green bed sheets. Everyone thinks she dosnt know about it. "Dont they know by now that nothing gets past my eye?" Kagome said to herself. Little did they know that when Kagome was searching through Kougas locker for her dickeys hoody (a/n- no locks :D) that she stumbbled upon the note from Inuyasha. A light blush spread over her cheeks as she rememberd what that note said.

"Well," Kagome said, looking at her sleeping fat cat buyou (sp?) "Atleast he dumped that bitch from hell." She yawned as her eyes began to slowly close shut.

Inuyasha waited impatiently for Kouga to show up, 'Bastard..I knew he'd wimp out.' He turned to see Miroku in his car. The lech was there just incase things got too bad.

'Feh, I dont need Miroku's help..He can help Kouga though,' Inuyasha smirked and cracked his nuckles, 'Help him call the ambulance after I get done with him!'

Suddenly, Inuyasha heard Miroku beep the horn franticly. Wondering what the hell Miroku wanted, he turned around, just in time to see Kouga's fist flying toward him. Quickly Inuyasha ducked and punched Kouga in the stomach, making the wolf demon double over. "Well, well, Kouga. So nice of you to finally show up." Inuyasha said, glareing daggers at Kouga. He glared back and turned away from Inuyasha, "Whatever dog boy. I came here to make sure no trash gets close to my mate." That was enough for Inuyasha. Flexing his claws, he striked without warning, creating five lovely claw marks across Kougas back.

Kouga yelled in pain and turned back around, punching Inuyasha in the jaw with his demon like speed. "Heh, worthless mutt! Do you honostly think Kagome would ever want your dirty hanyou blood to claim her? She deserves a true demon, not some week halfling!" At that point Inuyasha snaped. He had Kouga on the ground in the blink of an eye, holding the wolf down by his throut. Seeing Kouga try to pry the hanyous hands off only made Inuyasha tighten his grip. "You give up Kouga?" He said in a low voice. Kouga growled, knowing that he wasnt going to win this. "Fine," Kouga choked out "You can have her...but if theres one slip up...ONE I will reclaim her and she WILL be my mate again." Inuyasha growled and let go of the wimpy wolf, "Fat chance Kouga.." He said before walking over to Mirokus car.

The shrill ring of a telephone woke the slumbering Kagome from her dreamless sleep. Rubbing her eye, Kagome picked up the phone. "Hello?" She said in a sleepy voice. "Kag? Hey its me, listen Kouga lost the fight, so that means I got to um.." He paused for a moment, then continued " I got to remark you...and by doing that I got to um...well..." Inuyasha breathed deeply. "Are you alright Inuyasha?" Kagome asked him, laying back down, "What do you want to tell me?"

"K-Kagome..." Inuyasha said, stuttering, "I have to have sex with you.."

Julya- Sorry its so short..but me n james rented a movie that e wanna watch, and since we have no school tomorrow and hes staying here, we can try to write another chapter tomorrow! :D

James- (half asleep) yea....movie.....write another one.....yea...

Julya- Your not ganna make it through the movie...

James- Its two in the mourning cant we watch it tomorrow?

Julya- no!

James- (sigh) ok ill watch the movie...IF!! i can sleep in ur bed tonight, and ull sleep on that god forsaken couch...

Julya- Not on ur life! fine we will watch it tomorrow.

James- good....ok ppl, review plz!

Julya- ill have james eat ur shoes if u dont!

James- yum....:D