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Nemesis-Here's what Sol promised, a second chapter in the same day.
Sol-I will apologize for the fact that these are just pure humor and not really plot-but you just wait till the next chapter-guess who makes an appearance...
Chapter 8: What's This?
In punishment, the two had to spend the next few weeks training and doing paperwork, and besides, there weren't any new cases popping up. To pass the boring time, Miyu and Yumi continued to fight on what seemed an hourly basis in addition to constantly playing jokes on each other, generally just driving all of their coworkers completely insane! Tsuzuki just ignored them-occasionally being drawn into their jokes, Hisoka avoided them to avoid headaches, Tatusmi quickly made his way through an industrial-sized bottle of aspirin, Wakaba just laughed at them, Terazuma contemplated their demise in many ways, Watari just blew up his lab a few more times than usual seeing as his experiments kept getting interrupted, and Konoe reapeatedly threatened them, but was extremely grateful that Yuma and Saya (The Hokkaido Girls) chose to stay in Hokkaido and far away-therefore saving him from more crazy females.
The two came up with many ways to torture each other. Shortly after their first battle Miyu developed her film from the battle and with a little help from Watari (you know his power to animate pictures), was able to leave a pile of brains stuffed in Yumi's desk drawer. In retaliation Yumi rigged Miyu's camera to send the flash back towards Miyu-ruining her film sessions. Another time, Yumi wrapped a soundly sleeping Miyu tightly in bandages like a mummy. So Miyu secretly set up a web cam in Yumi's room and a new site in Shoka Division began to gain popularity. A week later, Yumi found the hidden camera and pulled the plug. The next day all Miyu's cooking was dry and inedible, because 'someone' replaced all the sugar with salt.
Finally after an incredibly boring three weeks, a case came up. Yumi and Miyu jumped on the chance to get out of Enma Cho. Things didn't exactly go as planned though...
"Out of all our training that had to be more disturbing than the first time I met Shaku-sempai's little zombie. And hey, I don't mind a bit of blood shed and a slight case of murder...But ewww..."
"Stop whining." Yumi scolded as she put the container on the common room's table.
Tsuzuki nudged Hisoka in the side and winked. Hisoka rolled his eyes. Tsuzuki was just happy that for once it wasn't him who botched a mission.
The chief slouched in his chair and rubbed his temples, Miyu noticed the vain popping out slightly. "That can't be good!"
"What is that? And what's that behind your back Miyu-chan?"
Miyu sweat dropped. "Umm..." She held out a hand full of film cases. "Here's the bad guy you wanted us to get sir! He's good and dead, no more brutal murders for him!"
The chief's eyes almost bugged out he was so mad. "YOU WERE SUPOSED TO BRING BACK HIS SPIRT! NOT HIS ASHES!"
Yumi gave a delicate cough. "I'm sure his spirit is in the ashes. Either way, he's here right? It's not like he needed his form-human or corporeal-anymore anyway." It sounded perfectly logical to her.
Miyu nodded in agreement.
"And what's in the other jar?" Tatsumi asked, not sure if he really wanted to know.
"Ummmm...." Yumi laughed nervously and Miyu turned a bit green. "We kind of caught the guy in the act."
Miyu turned a darker shade of green.
"Are you ok Miyu-chan?" Hisoka asked.
Watari reached for the cloth covering the large jar. Yumi stopped him.
"Just remember, this isn't my fault! If Miyu hadn't thrown up on me we could have stopped this from happening!"
Miyu clutched her stomach. "Oh, please don't uncover that...."
The chief ran out of patience and took the cloth away. In the jar floated bits of intestine, a few chunks of bone, a left hand minus three of the fingers, and a single eyeball that was aimed right at Miyu...Who promptly threw up on Tsuzuki.
"Damn it Tsuzuki! This is all your fault! I knew I shouldn't have let you train them!" The chief got up and stormed from the room. Watari held Miyu's hair away from her face while Tatsumi re-covered the jar.
"Miyu, you're such a wuss." Yumi said cheerfully, "At least I preserved it. It could be decaying!"
Miyu gagged again, "YOU ARE SOOOOO MORBID! GO AWAY!"
Hisoka helped a stunned Tsuzuki out of his soiled coat. And Watari led the crying and still green Miyu to the medical wing.
Yumi smiled, "It's not my fault I was born a scientist!"
Tatsumi sweat dropped and called down to clean up and went back to his office to review a few finance reports.
That night Yumi spun into Watari's office in a beautiful evening gown. Watari whistled and 003 clapped her wings. "What's the occasion Yumi-san?"
"Here, I borrowed this from Miyu." Yumi tossed him an elegant tuxedo.
Watari blinked in confusion. "..."
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Miyu: (Still gagging) You sarcophagus storing sicko! And no one believes me when I tell them you literally make me sick!
Yumi: And you make me annoyed! Just shut up and do the job I've assigned you to!
Miyu: If you want people to send you fan mail so badly YOU do it! I'm not feeling well... (gags)
Tsuzuki runs from the room before Miyu ruins his clothes again. Hisoka follows, and Tatsumi asks Watari to take Miyu to the medical wing.
Yumi perks up now that Miyu is gone. "Please review! And feel free to flame Miyu for being a wuss!"