Idontownit!

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Ch. 2 large families together equals PARTAY!

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"Harry! Ron! Come along!" bellowed Mrs. Weasley "we're going to go visit the new neighbors!"

"Oh mum! I already met one of them! You'd better be prepared, she's got the mouth of a sailor." Said Ron as he ran down the stairs.

"Well I heard that they lived in a home among muggles ! Maybe they can tell me about this thing called a compluter." Recited Mr. Weasley as he walked towards the door.

"Tasha! Go get the door!" yelled some one from inside the house.

"I can't!" she yelled back

"why?"

"cause I don't want to!"

"just get the damn door!"

"fine!" yelled Tasha "Hello?"

"Oh good, we were afraid you weren't home!" said Molly Weasley as she shoved some sort of English muffin things into Tasha's hands.

"But mum, you were just saying how awful it was that a mother was using that fowl language against her chi-"Ron started Ron but was cut off quickly by his fathers large hand.

"well umm, you can come in and I uh I'll go get my mom" Tasha explained as she led them to the living room.

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"mom?" asked Tasha as she walked through the house and looked for her mother. "hey mooom!"

"I'm in the bathroom giving the twins a bath!" her mother yelled from the bathroom. "Who was at the door?"

"It's the neighbors."Tasha replied. "They want to greet you to the neighborhood"

"Alright well just finish giving the babies a bath please, then bring them down k?"

"alright" said Tasha as she went into the bathroom. "hey babies! Whatcha doin?"

"BAFBAFBAFBAF!" squealed the babies

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"oh, Hello I'm Molly Weasley, this is my husband Arthur." Said molly as she stood to shake hands with Their new neighbor. "This is my only daughter Ginny, My youngest son Ron, his friends Hermione and Harry, and these two are my twins Fred and George."

"well um hey, sorry my arms are wet I was giving my twins a bath their only tw-

"MOM! Your second set of devil spawn just bit my arm !" screamed Tasha

"did she say second set?" asked molly

"oh not like that only one set of twins for me thank god. By the way my name is Joyce." Said Joyce as she turned towards the stairs "Liam and Leo get your buts down here!"

"mommymommymommymommy! We only bit her cause she tried to put yucky clothes on us" yelled Leo.

"Yea mommy we wov to be fwee!" concurred Liam as they both ripped off there towels and tried to run.

"omigosh!" squealed Hermione.

"Ginny, Hermione shield your eyes!" Ordered Mr. Weasley.

"What, haven't you seen 2 yr. olds before? Cause they all like to be 'free'" Tasha said as she made air quotes. "Calm down people, ill have them dress- okay Liam, stop it I swear I'll make you wear a dress, and you know I will!"

"Natasha! Do not threaten you're little brother!" Yelled a tall, very large, and very intimidating bald man.

"daddy!" yelled Tasha as she ran towards the man. "didya get my jolly roger?"

"Yes, for fucks sake yes!" he said as he handed her a bag.

She opened the bag and took out what looked like a large black sheet.

"You got her a pirate flag?" questioned Mrs. Weasley "Don't you think that might give her a bad influence or something of the sort?"

"Possibly, but it's the only way to make her shut up" replied the man "I'm Brian, so are you staying for dinner?"

"We're having meat!" said a boy with a tall spiky Mohawk.

"Oh my goodness what is on his head?" Questioned Mr. Weasley

"You've never seen a Mohawk before." Said the boy in a flat tone.

"oh well I'd better introduce my children, from oldest to youngest is Natasha,Heather,Ian,Fionna,Tara,Liam, and Leo.

"Hey! That's our new counter girl!" Exclaimed Fred

"It is! so uh were gonna need you in at about 5:00 in the morning" said George, trying to sound business like.

"Well, I don't know why we're standing in here lets go outside for some bar-b-que!" said Tasha, breaking the silence. "Can we go swimming daddy? Pleeeeeze!?"

"Yea sure, ask if you're guests want to swim to." Said Brian.

"Hey do you guys wanna go swimming in our pool? Oh! You do? Well I've got to go get ready." Tasha asked and answered for them then ran upstairs.

"Well, that's not what I meant but you're welcome to go back to your place and change into swim clothing and come back to have some bar-b-que and swim." Said Brian, as he took some raw burgers, and hotdogs towards the backdoor.

"Well kids you heard him go and get you swimming things on and get back here." Said Mrs. Weasley.

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"IAN! Don't let me get in my self!" screamed Heather as she tried to stop Ian from pushing her in.

Everyone had come back and some were talking and some were swimming, all except Tasha that is. Hermione and Ginny were a little scared to show themselves so they kept their shorts and tank-tops on while dangling their feet in the water.

"Hey I'm back." Said Tasha as she walked out the door.

When he heard this George turned to see her in a black string bikini with a skull and crossbones on each breast. Her skin was tan but not burned looking she had a shiny thing in her belly button ,he'd have to ask her about that. Her hair was in two French braids.

"Hey, Fr- George?" she said unsure.

"Yea you're right, what's that thing?" he asked, pointing to her stomach.

"Oh, that's my belly button ring. You liky?" she asked jumping into the water. "C'mon, get in the wata!"

"Isn't it cold?"

"No, just fine"

"Hey kids! Come and get some food!" Yelled Joyce.

"Oh, too bad!" said George as he started to go towards the table.

"I don't think so!" She yelled as she pulled him in the water. "haha!"

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"Hey, Ron is George acting different ever since he met Natasha?" asked Hermione.

"I don' no waa ur taaan abou''rminee." Said Ron as he stuffed his face with potato salad.

"I noticed." Said a distraught Fred as he sat down next to Ron. "He didn't even ask before hiring her, I'm sure she's good at it but he just up and said yes."

"Maybe he likes her ya know?" said Harry

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ooooo the second chapie!

I'm sooo happy ! Thanx to Mars18 for my first EVER review ! maybe that will inspire the rest of you to! This chap took me 2 days to finish I probably could have done it in 1 but im just that lazy! So if you want me to put sumthin in the story I WILL!!!!!

Thanx

Tasha Bear