Disclaimer: I'll keep on dreaming!
A/N: Finally FINALS are OVER!!! I took awhile to update...Sorry! Forgive me :P Thanks Kaiyuga for beta reading this!! Enjoy!
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Chapter 6 – Misfortunes
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They didn't leave till noon that day. They bid their good-byes and walked forward to the village of mist!
But their journey of romance, action, and problems barely begin...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------
"Gosh, today is so FREAKING hot!" Naruto said out loud.
"What can we do about it since Sakura slept in today?" Kakashi chuckled.
"Hey it wasn't MY fault anyways. Who would have thought that Lee snored? Imagine getting married to him..." Sakura shivered as she imagined the nightmare.
"It's great that we're going back to the Hidden Village of Mist. We're going to see that little kiddo again!"
"What's so great about going there again? That's where I got this FREAKING seal Naruto..." Sasuke argued.
"So what? That fucking scary snake dude disappeared and is probably hiding somewhere right now"
"You don't get anything you stupid dobe..."Sasuke mumbled.
"We have no time to argue or slack off right now!! We have to get to Mist before dark." Kakashi scolded.
"Hai..."they replied.
"Sensei...what do you think the mysterious village is and how do you think the potion will work?" Sakura said after her curiously took over her completely.
"I don't know Sakura...Hokage-sama must of sent us out for a reason...she wouldn't just do it for fun...I guess that she wants us to find out by ourselves without her telling us...and maybe find out more about Takayuki Haru."
"Takayuki Haru...Isn't he like REALLY old?"
"Maybe...his face will be all wrinkly and ugly with pimples...the potion might be that you have to kiss him!!" Kakashi laughed at the last statement.
"UGH...it'll be worse than Lee...An old man..." then Sakura added, "I REALLY HOPE THAT ISN'T THE CURE!!!"
"I'm kidding!!!" Kakashi yelled as Sakura began to hit him crazily.
After the sun sets...
"Oh well we couldn't reach Mist in time. We should camp out here. It's perfect."
Sasuke went out to get wood for the fire, and Sakura fixed the tents since Naruto didn't understand.
As for Naruto, he sat down and started daydreaming about Hinata to console his frustration.
Kakashi...well he's reading Icha Icha Paradise.
Sasuke came back with wood and started a fire. Sakura cooked meat and vegetables and called them for dinner.
"Sasuke-bastard seems to be in a bad mood," whispered Naruto to Sakura.
"I agree but don't call him bastard" she hit Naruto in the stomach and continued," somehow something is bothering him... do you think he dislikes me or my body??"
"I don't know...lets find out" Naruto whispered as he rubbed his tummy.
"Sasuke-bastard!! Why are you even mad today? You hardly spoke to us!!"
"Shut up dobe...You think its fun being in a girl's body and living like one?! I don't want guys chasing me!!"
Naruto got up and yelled," Too bad Sasuke cause you're going to get used to it! You just don't appreciate that Sakura is beautiful and she has a fan club that is big as yours! You can get used to it because that's what you normally do in your basic life anyways!"
"What do you know? I bet you never been in a girl's body before. Oh I forgot you are a girl!" as Sasuke said this he stood up too with anger written on his face.
"I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL." Naruto threw a punch at Sasuke and sent him flying.
"NARUTO!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" yelled Kakashi at the top of his lungs.
"Gomen..."
"You should know when to stop. If you want to comfort him don't act so rashly!!"
"Sasuke-kun!"screamed Sakura.
Sakura went to Sasuke's side and said softly to his ear,"Gomen Sasuke...I know its weird being in my body since I'm a girl but its also weird for me...if you ever feel like this again don't keep it to yourself...just tell me how you feel since I deserve to know what you think..."
"It isn't your fault...its all my fault since my idiotic brother did this..."
"You can't blame yourself because we're in this together! We have to learn to work with each other..." Sakura's tears dripped down her cheeks.
"You can't cry like this anymore Sakura...you have to be like me remember..."
"Only if you promise me that you'll work together and stop this ridiculous fighting."
"I promise since I don't want to look like a wimp to my brother."
At this she smiled at him and left him there to think everything over.
The next day...
"FINALLY!!! Mist Village!" Sakura screamed happily.
"Oy Sakura..." Kakashi whispered.
"Kakashi what is it?"
"We have to act like each other so I don't think Sasuke would jump up like that"
She blushed feverishly. "Its true...I have to act like him...maybe if I can talk to him more we can learn more about each other..."she thought.
They crossed the Naruto Bridge and roamed around the village.
Girls and boys were staring at two particular people: Sasuke and Sakura.
Ever since their last visit many people had fallen in love with them. They were very popular in the village and also had developed fan clubs for those two.
"Sakura!!! I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU FOR MANY YEARS!!!!" Sasuke turned around and saw a horde of boys rushing.
"Sasuke-kun!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU REPLY MY LETTER!!!??" Sakura didn't want to turn around since she knew the clubs were right around the corner.
"Sasuke RUNNN!!!" yelled Sakura as they both sped out of sight.
"There they go again..."sigh Kakashi.
"Why can't I be that popular??!" Naruto yelled out in frustration.
"No time for that Naruto. We might as well just search for an inn."
"Hai..."
They entered a nearby inn and asked the person behind the counter," Excuse me is there still room left?"
"Hai...How many people are with you right now?"
"Four"
"That will be 567 yen please."
"Here you go"
"Arigatou please enjoy your stay. Here are your keys. Your rooms are on the 3rd floor."
"We'll come back here after we find something to eat. Let's find those two so we can go to a restaurant."
They searched frantically for 2 hours until they found them.
"FINALLY WE FOUND YOU TWO!! I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY!!" whined Naruto.
"Let's get going really quick since we don't know when the mob will see us here." Sakura said quickly.
They went into a fancy restaurant and sat down happily since they knew that this place would not be where the mob expected them to be.
"I'll take ramen!" Naruto said quickly as soon as they sat down.
Kakashi ordered miso ramen with eggplant, and Sasuke got curry rice while Sakura decided to get expensive sushi.
Their orders came and Kakashi was first to finish. The trio still didn't see his face.
Kakashi got up to pay after he finished so he didn't have to worry about it later until a waiter rushed abruptly past him. The waiter had pushed him back to his seat. That wasn't the really bad until the order of soup had spilled on Kakashi.
Kakashi jumped up as he tried to cool it down.
"GOMEN!!!" the waiter bowed down and tried to clean up Kakashi.
"You should be more careful!"
"Gomen I'm still new around here..."
"Its okay...Just be careful."
Kakashi got up and went to the restroom. By the time he came back the trio was done eating.
"So you guys are done eating?"
"Yeah let's go!!!" yelled out an energized Naruto.
They walked up to the cashier and asked for the price.
"That will be 1246 yen please."
Kakashi reached into his pocket but didn't find his wallet.
"Hey you three...have you seen my wallet?"
"What are you talking about? You're the one that carried our money!" Sakura said in a concern way.
Kakashi scratched his head. "Well I don't have it now..."
"NANI!!?!!" they screamed.
They searched every single part of the restaurant but still they couldn't find it.
The manger exited his office and confronted them.
"You are going to work off this tab!!!" the manger yelled out.
"I guess there's no way out of this..."
"I got four perfect jobs for guys..."the manger smirked.
As the job got assigned and they dressed up...
Naruto's Accidents
Naruto was assigned as a chef. Naruto didn't know anything about cooking unfortunately. He slipped and broke dishes. He burned the food and added too much spices.
All these misfortunate accidents just raised the tab higher.
Sasuke's Anger
Sasuke had to dress up as a waitress since the manger praised him as "very pretty".
He wore a mini skirt with a sleeveless shirt that showed his stomach along with high heels.
But that wasn't even half of his bad luck.
He had to serve beer to those drunken "idiots" as Sasuke called them.
He tried to walk steadily towards the first order.
Of course since he never used high heels before he fell many times before he got used to it.
He walked up to the man and placed his drink down.
"Hey beautiful...what's...hic...your name?"
"None of your business SIR. Just drink up."
Sasuke turned around and in a minute he felt the slap on the ass by the man.
He turned around again but this time he threw a big punch at the man, knocking out his teeth,
AND...This incident just made the tab EVEN higher...
Sakura's Madness
Sakura was dressed up as a...
CLOWN!!!
She had to advertise outside and pass out papers to kids.
Kids were very devilish that day since they kept on picking on Sakura.
"Hey you clown!!" yelled out one of the boys.
"Here take one of these fun papers..." Sakura tried to say sweetly in order to hold her madness inside.
The kids didn't listen to her but instead they decided to have some fun with this "stupid" clown.
They had eggs and tomatoes with them. With their devilish minds they threw all they had at Sakura ruining her hair and suit.
That wasn't half of it though...one of the kids had green paint and threw the whole bucket at her.
This incident just made her so mad that she chased the kids around causing the paint to dry.
The kids yelled," A MONSTER!!! RUN EVERYONE!!!!"
AND...The destruction of the suit made the tab larger...
Kakashi's Embarrassing Moments
Kakashi was the SINGER and...DANCER!!!
He DEFINITELY didn't know how to sing in public...let alone dancing...
He tried leaping across the stage and singing at the same time but that made him a laughing stock.
He tripped over his own feet and dropped the microphone lots of times.
Worst of all...
Gay men approached him...
This caused a lot of complaints but fortunately it didn't raise the tab.
They still had a long way to go until they paid off the tab...
TBC
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Hope you liked this chapter! My sister kept on giving me devilish ideas and some were my own too hehe. Please RR!!
Kakashi: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SINGING AND DANCING??!? Mumble...
Takeshi: Now girls can finally have a chance at seeing you like this!
Sasuke: WHY GOD WHY ME???
Sakura: Mumble mumble....Stupid author...mumble mumble...
Naruto: My ass hurts you bitch...once I get my hands on you I kill you...
Everyone: (takes out kunai and starts aiming at Takeshi)
Takeshi: Oh shit!!! RUNN!! (Starts panicking and runs wildly) (Crashes into a tree)
Everyone: HEHEHEHE.... (Evil smirks)...EXCELLENT...
Takeshi-Chan
A/N: Finally FINALS are OVER!!! I took awhile to update...Sorry! Forgive me :P Thanks Kaiyuga for beta reading this!! Enjoy!
(word) =action
Chapter 6 – Misfortunes
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------
They didn't leave till noon that day. They bid their good-byes and walked forward to the village of mist!
But their journey of romance, action, and problems barely begin...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------
"Gosh, today is so FREAKING hot!" Naruto said out loud.
"What can we do about it since Sakura slept in today?" Kakashi chuckled.
"Hey it wasn't MY fault anyways. Who would have thought that Lee snored? Imagine getting married to him..." Sakura shivered as she imagined the nightmare.
"It's great that we're going back to the Hidden Village of Mist. We're going to see that little kiddo again!"
"What's so great about going there again? That's where I got this FREAKING seal Naruto..." Sasuke argued.
"So what? That fucking scary snake dude disappeared and is probably hiding somewhere right now"
"You don't get anything you stupid dobe..."Sasuke mumbled.
"We have no time to argue or slack off right now!! We have to get to Mist before dark." Kakashi scolded.
"Hai..."they replied.
"Sensei...what do you think the mysterious village is and how do you think the potion will work?" Sakura said after her curiously took over her completely.
"I don't know Sakura...Hokage-sama must of sent us out for a reason...she wouldn't just do it for fun...I guess that she wants us to find out by ourselves without her telling us...and maybe find out more about Takayuki Haru."
"Takayuki Haru...Isn't he like REALLY old?"
"Maybe...his face will be all wrinkly and ugly with pimples...the potion might be that you have to kiss him!!" Kakashi laughed at the last statement.
"UGH...it'll be worse than Lee...An old man..." then Sakura added, "I REALLY HOPE THAT ISN'T THE CURE!!!"
"I'm kidding!!!" Kakashi yelled as Sakura began to hit him crazily.
After the sun sets...
"Oh well we couldn't reach Mist in time. We should camp out here. It's perfect."
Sasuke went out to get wood for the fire, and Sakura fixed the tents since Naruto didn't understand.
As for Naruto, he sat down and started daydreaming about Hinata to console his frustration.
Kakashi...well he's reading Icha Icha Paradise.
Sasuke came back with wood and started a fire. Sakura cooked meat and vegetables and called them for dinner.
"Sasuke-bastard seems to be in a bad mood," whispered Naruto to Sakura.
"I agree but don't call him bastard" she hit Naruto in the stomach and continued," somehow something is bothering him... do you think he dislikes me or my body??"
"I don't know...lets find out" Naruto whispered as he rubbed his tummy.
"Sasuke-bastard!! Why are you even mad today? You hardly spoke to us!!"
"Shut up dobe...You think its fun being in a girl's body and living like one?! I don't want guys chasing me!!"
Naruto got up and yelled," Too bad Sasuke cause you're going to get used to it! You just don't appreciate that Sakura is beautiful and she has a fan club that is big as yours! You can get used to it because that's what you normally do in your basic life anyways!"
"What do you know? I bet you never been in a girl's body before. Oh I forgot you are a girl!" as Sasuke said this he stood up too with anger written on his face.
"I. AM. NOT. A. GIRL." Naruto threw a punch at Sasuke and sent him flying.
"NARUTO!!! THAT'S ENOUGH!!!" yelled Kakashi at the top of his lungs.
"Gomen..."
"You should know when to stop. If you want to comfort him don't act so rashly!!"
"Sasuke-kun!"screamed Sakura.
Sakura went to Sasuke's side and said softly to his ear,"Gomen Sasuke...I know its weird being in my body since I'm a girl but its also weird for me...if you ever feel like this again don't keep it to yourself...just tell me how you feel since I deserve to know what you think..."
"It isn't your fault...its all my fault since my idiotic brother did this..."
"You can't blame yourself because we're in this together! We have to learn to work with each other..." Sakura's tears dripped down her cheeks.
"You can't cry like this anymore Sakura...you have to be like me remember..."
"Only if you promise me that you'll work together and stop this ridiculous fighting."
"I promise since I don't want to look like a wimp to my brother."
At this she smiled at him and left him there to think everything over.
The next day...
"FINALLY!!! Mist Village!" Sakura screamed happily.
"Oy Sakura..." Kakashi whispered.
"Kakashi what is it?"
"We have to act like each other so I don't think Sasuke would jump up like that"
She blushed feverishly. "Its true...I have to act like him...maybe if I can talk to him more we can learn more about each other..."she thought.
They crossed the Naruto Bridge and roamed around the village.
Girls and boys were staring at two particular people: Sasuke and Sakura.
Ever since their last visit many people had fallen in love with them. They were very popular in the village and also had developed fan clubs for those two.
"Sakura!!! I HAVE WAITED FOR YOU FOR MANY YEARS!!!!" Sasuke turned around and saw a horde of boys rushing.
"Sasuke-kun!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU REPLY MY LETTER!!!??" Sakura didn't want to turn around since she knew the clubs were right around the corner.
"Sasuke RUNNN!!!" yelled Sakura as they both sped out of sight.
"There they go again..."sigh Kakashi.
"Why can't I be that popular??!" Naruto yelled out in frustration.
"No time for that Naruto. We might as well just search for an inn."
"Hai..."
They entered a nearby inn and asked the person behind the counter," Excuse me is there still room left?"
"Hai...How many people are with you right now?"
"Four"
"That will be 567 yen please."
"Here you go"
"Arigatou please enjoy your stay. Here are your keys. Your rooms are on the 3rd floor."
"We'll come back here after we find something to eat. Let's find those two so we can go to a restaurant."
They searched frantically for 2 hours until they found them.
"FINALLY WE FOUND YOU TWO!! I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY!!" whined Naruto.
"Let's get going really quick since we don't know when the mob will see us here." Sakura said quickly.
They went into a fancy restaurant and sat down happily since they knew that this place would not be where the mob expected them to be.
"I'll take ramen!" Naruto said quickly as soon as they sat down.
Kakashi ordered miso ramen with eggplant, and Sasuke got curry rice while Sakura decided to get expensive sushi.
Their orders came and Kakashi was first to finish. The trio still didn't see his face.
Kakashi got up to pay after he finished so he didn't have to worry about it later until a waiter rushed abruptly past him. The waiter had pushed him back to his seat. That wasn't the really bad until the order of soup had spilled on Kakashi.
Kakashi jumped up as he tried to cool it down.
"GOMEN!!!" the waiter bowed down and tried to clean up Kakashi.
"You should be more careful!"
"Gomen I'm still new around here..."
"Its okay...Just be careful."
Kakashi got up and went to the restroom. By the time he came back the trio was done eating.
"So you guys are done eating?"
"Yeah let's go!!!" yelled out an energized Naruto.
They walked up to the cashier and asked for the price.
"That will be 1246 yen please."
Kakashi reached into his pocket but didn't find his wallet.
"Hey you three...have you seen my wallet?"
"What are you talking about? You're the one that carried our money!" Sakura said in a concern way.
Kakashi scratched his head. "Well I don't have it now..."
"NANI!!?!!" they screamed.
They searched every single part of the restaurant but still they couldn't find it.
The manger exited his office and confronted them.
"You are going to work off this tab!!!" the manger yelled out.
"I guess there's no way out of this..."
"I got four perfect jobs for guys..."the manger smirked.
As the job got assigned and they dressed up...
Naruto's Accidents
Naruto was assigned as a chef. Naruto didn't know anything about cooking unfortunately. He slipped and broke dishes. He burned the food and added too much spices.
All these misfortunate accidents just raised the tab higher.
Sasuke's Anger
Sasuke had to dress up as a waitress since the manger praised him as "very pretty".
He wore a mini skirt with a sleeveless shirt that showed his stomach along with high heels.
But that wasn't even half of his bad luck.
He had to serve beer to those drunken "idiots" as Sasuke called them.
He tried to walk steadily towards the first order.
Of course since he never used high heels before he fell many times before he got used to it.
He walked up to the man and placed his drink down.
"Hey beautiful...what's...hic...your name?"
"None of your business SIR. Just drink up."
Sasuke turned around and in a minute he felt the slap on the ass by the man.
He turned around again but this time he threw a big punch at the man, knocking out his teeth,
AND...This incident just made the tab EVEN higher...
Sakura's Madness
Sakura was dressed up as a...
CLOWN!!!
She had to advertise outside and pass out papers to kids.
Kids were very devilish that day since they kept on picking on Sakura.
"Hey you clown!!" yelled out one of the boys.
"Here take one of these fun papers..." Sakura tried to say sweetly in order to hold her madness inside.
The kids didn't listen to her but instead they decided to have some fun with this "stupid" clown.
They had eggs and tomatoes with them. With their devilish minds they threw all they had at Sakura ruining her hair and suit.
That wasn't half of it though...one of the kids had green paint and threw the whole bucket at her.
This incident just made her so mad that she chased the kids around causing the paint to dry.
The kids yelled," A MONSTER!!! RUN EVERYONE!!!!"
AND...The destruction of the suit made the tab larger...
Kakashi's Embarrassing Moments
Kakashi was the SINGER and...DANCER!!!
He DEFINITELY didn't know how to sing in public...let alone dancing...
He tried leaping across the stage and singing at the same time but that made him a laughing stock.
He tripped over his own feet and dropped the microphone lots of times.
Worst of all...
Gay men approached him...
This caused a lot of complaints but fortunately it didn't raise the tab.
They still had a long way to go until they paid off the tab...
TBC
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Hope you liked this chapter! My sister kept on giving me devilish ideas and some were my own too hehe. Please RR!!
Kakashi: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SINGING AND DANCING??!? Mumble...
Takeshi: Now girls can finally have a chance at seeing you like this!
Sasuke: WHY GOD WHY ME???
Sakura: Mumble mumble....Stupid author...mumble mumble...
Naruto: My ass hurts you bitch...once I get my hands on you I kill you...
Everyone: (takes out kunai and starts aiming at Takeshi)
Takeshi: Oh shit!!! RUNN!! (Starts panicking and runs wildly) (Crashes into a tree)
Everyone: HEHEHEHE.... (Evil smirks)...EXCELLENT...
Takeshi-Chan