Disclaimer: I don't own the characters...how many times do I have to say that statement again?!!
A/N: I think you guys suffered enough right? : P Thanks, Kaiyuga, for beta reading this! Enjoy!!
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Chapter 7- Found the Thief!
"Why is there so many people that come to this FREAKING restaurant?!" Naruto whined as his weak knees caused him to fall to the floor.
"Shut up, dobe...my ass hurts a lot and you raised the tab even higher!!" Sasuke argued.
"Hey it's not my fault! I just can't wash and cook! Is that a bad thing!?"
Everyone nodded their head.
"Hmph, I don't care. I just hope they can switch jobs already!" Sasuke declared.
"You know whose fault it is?" Naruto asked as his head started turning slowly towards Kakashi.
"Oy Naruto! Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You know you lost the wallet!!!"
"I admit that I lost it but...aren't you tired?"
"Yeah so?! I still have enough energy to argue with you!"
"Hey! At least you don't have to dance and sing like a total retard!" Kakashi shot back at him.
"That's true...WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S MY BODY!!!" Naruto blurted out loud and started pointing at Kakashi.
"Haha, that's so true!" Kakashi said as he scratched his head and added, "Thank god you don't make me look like a retard!!"
"Grr...You're gonna get it!!" Naruto yelled as he jumped on top of Kakashi.
Sasuke and Sakura watched them fight and sighed at the same time.
After awhile, Sasuke said, "You know, you guys...It doesn't look right when you guys are doing that..."
"What do you mean by that?" Kakashi and Naruto asked.
"I mean...you know...two guys...one on top of the other...its just plain disgusting!"
"What are you even thinking about, Sasuke!?!" Kakashi asked immediately after he heard the answer.
"I.DON'T.KNOW.WHAT.YOU'RE.TALKING.ABOUT." Sasuke said slowly for them to understand.
After he has said this, he thought, "Seriously what was I thinking about? Baka, baka, baka! I feel weird now!!"
He then started blushing thought he was unaware of it.
"Hey, Sasuke-teme, why are..." Naruto got cut short when he received a mighty blow from Sakura.
"Sakura!! Let me finish my sentence first! As I was saying, before I was RUDELY interrupted, Sasuke, you're blushing!!! Hahaha!" Naruto laughed so hard that he had to hit the floor.
"What do you mean?! I'm not blushing! Probably your imagination!"
Naruto didn't answer him because...
HE WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH!!
"Stop laughing!! Why is it so damn funny?!"
"It's because...because... (choke) you were talking dirty before (choke) and now you're blushing!! (choke) I wonder (snicker) what you were thinking!!" Naruto said, still laughing.
Then Kakashi began to laugh too.
"Hahaha! You know, Sasuke, Naruto got a point there! Haha!"
Kakashi and Naruto then burst out loud laughing until tears came out of their eyes.
"Hey! Don't you think you had enough already!? You been laughing at me for 10 minutes straight!"
"It's just so DAMN funny!" Naruto choked as he said this.
As for Sakura...well...
She was smiling...trying to hold her laughter in, BUT...she lost control!
She started laughing with them now!
"I don't get what is so damn funny!"
===after a LONG while when they stopped laughing===
"Man, that was the best laugh I gotten all these years!" Kakashi said.
"Well, anyways, we should go to sleep now." Sakura smiled.
"I wonder why we have to stay in this restaurant and not go back to the hotel!" Naruto asked.
"Didn't you pay attention!? The manager said that he doesn't trust us so he commanded us to stay here!" Sakura explained.
"Ah bullshit. Oyasuminasai [good night]" Naruto ended the conversation as everyone went to sleep soundly.
===In the middle of the night===
Kakashi got up and tried to find the bathroom since he drank too much before he slept.
"(Mumble Mumble) Need to pee badly. (Mumble Mumble)"
He couldn't see in the dark so he crashed into the wall.
"Mmph...you wanna fight? Don't you even dare attack me! Guhhh..." Kakashi was obviously sleep talking.
He rubbed his eyes and his vision was not blurred anymore.
He walked towards the kitchen for a glass of water and heard some murmurs.
He walked closer and closer until he finally could hear what was going on. Kakashi hid himself so he can watch from a close distance.
His eyes widened when he saw who the people were and was totally shocked.
It was the waiter who had crashed into him with the order with soup!
He listened intently at what they were saying.
The waiter nervously walked up to a Mist nin.
"Here's the money that I stole today...I almost have all the money, sir...just don't hurt my family...I can guarantee that I can have all of it by the end of this week!" pleaded the waiter.
"You better...You already know what's gonna happen to your "precious family." They will be killed right in FRONT of your eyes" A man with black spiky hair, a mask that covered his face and a gigantic sword that was tied against his bare back glared at the waiter.
"I will do anything that is possible to save my family!"
"That's enough for today...you better have the money by next week...Anyway, we have mission to do. We'll come back once we're done." A young boy with a mask came out of the shadows.
"Lets go." said the man with spiky hair.
In a second, they disappeared into thin air.
The waiter then kneeled down and started crying.
Kakashi thought, "So he stole our money...I can't attack him since he has to get his family back...maybe I can set a deal with him."
"Hey...you there." Kakashi said quietly.
The waiter was startled and turned around, whimpering in front of Kakashi.
"You...you...heard everything?"
"Yeah...I'll make a deal with you..."
"Deal?...What kind of deal?"
"My team will save your family EXCEPT if you stop stealing money since we'll get our money back. You also have to tell the manager to trust us and tell him to allow us to take at least 5 days off. Alright?"
"Fine...Deal!"
===The next morning===
"Hmm...those four are just raising the tab on themselves and I don't have enough money to repair these accidents!" the manager mumbled.
He read the list of accidents that happened.
Replace dishes and pots Get the girl from hitting the guys Replace the tables because of the guys landing on them when they got hit Get a new clown costume and flyers Fix the wall because when that blond hair boy leaped into the air and accidentally crashed and made a gigantic hole.
"I can replace them with these four people...EXCELLENT..." the manager thought.
===After Team 7 woke up===
The manager walked in their room and says, "I don't want you guys to work these jobs anymore..."
"Yay!!!" Naruto cheered.
"Ahem!! I have four new jobs for you guys!"
"Aw man!"
"What are they?" Kakashi asked.
"They're..."
TBC
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Takeshi: Ahhh. (drinking tea) (sip, sip, sip) Now...Who should I make fun of in the next chapter? (ponders)
Sasuke: (points at Takeshi) I'M NOT DIRTY MINDED!!!
Kakashi: I'm definitely not a dumbass and I don't sleep talk!
Everyone: Kakashi...you do sleep talk...you just don't know!
Naruto: More work!? Gimme a break!
Takeshi: NO! This is my fanfic so I make you work and suffer! MWHAHA!!
Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura: Whew, we're safe.
Takeshi: One of you guys will be next! XD
Naruto, Kakashi, and Sakura: NOO!! DAMN YOU!!! I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR BETA READER!!!!
Takeshi: Oh yeah, BABY!! XD TRY TO!!! MWHAHA!!