Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto characters except the plot.
A/N: Sorry for leaving it in a cliffie in chappie 7! Oh yeah! For the reviewers who reminded me that Sasuke's first kiss was gone, I thank you! Now he's missing a kiss from a girl! Thanks a lot to my beta reader, KAIYUGA, for beta reading this! Enjoy!
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The manager walked in their room and says, "I don't want you guys to work these jobs anymore..."
"Yay!!!" Naruto cheered.
"Ahem!! I have four new jobs for you guys!"
"Aw man!"
"What are they?" Kakashi asked.
"They're..."
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Chapter 8 – The New Jobs!
"They're what!?" Naruto said impatiently.
"I'm going to split you guys into two competitions..."
"Okay...I want you there with the blond hair to pair up with the silver hair guy." The manager commanded.
"EH!!?? With HIM!?" Kakashi and Naruto said together pointing at each other.
Kakashi's face was surprised at what the manager said. It seemed like he still couldn't believe what he said.
"(mumble)...Kakashi is... (mumble...to make...(mumble)...me look...like a fool..." Naruto murmured.
Kakashi heard the mumbling and was able to understand it. He was quite furious and decided to trip Naruto, making it look like an accident.
He did a quick kick to the Naruto's knee and made his idea a quick success.
Naruto fell down and hit the concrete hard.
"What the hell was that for?!" Naruto furiously asked.
"OH...I'm sorry...I wasn't looking at where I was walking!"
"What?!? You kicked me on purpose!? How dare you!"
"What are you talking about? Sheesh, you must be daydreaming." Kakashi replied with an innocent look on his face.
"Why you little!" Naruto screamed as he started choking Kakashi.
"What are you doing to your sensei!?" Kakashi yelled.
"I'M KILLING HIM!!"
"Sensei?" the manager said confusingly and added, "I don't care what you guys call each other but you better stop now or I'll make both of you guys dance for 3 hours STRAIGHT."
They both stopped abruptly and bowed down. They said together, "Gomen nasai..."
The manager looked at them and said to himself, "I don't understand them...first they're fighting...now they're obedient the next minute...they're DEFINITELY weird..."
While the manager was talking to himself, Kakashi and Naruto were staring at each other with such evil eyes.
"Okay...I want you two to be in the Karaoke competition." the manager continued.
"Karaoke..." Naruto began.
"Competition..?" Kakashi ended.
"Yes...If people like your song they will pay you money. You will raise enough money in order to pay for half the tab. Okay?"
"Demo...Demo [but]...we definitely can't sing!!" Naruto and Kakashi said together.
"That's what makes this job hard for you guys! Haha..." the manager chuckled as he said this.
Then the manager turned around to face Sakura and Sasuke.
"And for you two...I know you two are well admired in this village and you are old enough to..."
"To...?" Sakura said impatiently.
"To drink."
"DRINK!??" Sasuke blurted.
"Yes, a drinking-betting competition. You challenge people to drink. If you win, you will collect money. You will keep on drinking UNTIL you pay for the other half of the tab.
"I can't drink!! My mother told me to never drink!!" Sakura protested.
"How old are you?" the manager asked.
"16." Sakura answered.
"Aren't you old enough to decide things for yourself? Are you a man or not?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! I AM A WO-" Sakura was cut short when Sasuke cupped her mouth.
"Please excuse HIM for being so RUDE." Sasuke said slowly.
"Okay, then...Everything is settled. Now go outside and get prepared."
"Hai..."
Sasuke and Sakura set up a table with a sign that said, "Drinking Competition! Are you up to it?"
Meanwhile, Kakashi and Naruto struggled to get the lyrics and the rhythm right.
===Kakashi's and Naruto's Karaoke Competition===
"Ahem...Testing...Testing...One...Two...Three..." began Kakashi.
"Okay everyone!! This is the Karaoke Competition!! If you don't pay us money, we will definitely sing you another song!!" Naruto said happily.
"There will be two baskets that will be passed around. One that says Kakashi and another that says Naruto. If you like my song put some money into the Kakashi basket. If you like his, you give him money! Alright, I'm starting, Naruto!" Naruto exclaimed.
Everyone looked around and said, "They can't sing that bad, right? Maybe they're just bluffing."
Naruto turned on the stereo and the beat began to play.
"Presenting Naruto who is going to sing, "She Bangs!!"
Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb... yeah baby
Talk to me, tell me your sign
You're switchin' sides like a Gemini
You're playing games
And now you're hittin' my heart
Like a drum... yeah baby
Well if Lady Luck
Gets on my side
We're gonna rock this town alive
I'll let her rough me up
'Til she knocks me out
'Cause she walks like she talks
And she talks like she walks
[Chorus:]
She bangs, she bangs
Oh baby when she moves, she moves
I go crazy 'cause she
Looks like a flower
But she stings like a bee
Like every girl in history
She bangs, she bangs
I'm wasted by the way she moves
No one ever looked so fine
She reminds me
That a woman's got one thing on her mind
===Kakashi's song ended===
It was Naruto's turn and he knew it. During their practice sessions, Naruto saw a video concerning the song he was to sing. He decided to follow along with it. Then the terror began...
"Alright everyone. Presenting Kakashi who is going to sing Hey Ya." Kakashi said after his song.
One two three, uh!
My baby don't mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for shooo..
Uh, But does she really wanna
But can't stand to see me
Walk out the dooor..
Don't try to fight the feelin'
Because the thought alone is killing me right nooww..
Uh, thank god for mom and dad
For sticking two together
'Cause we don't know hooowww...
UH!
[Chorus:]
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Heeeyyy... Yaaaaaaa..
Heeyy Yaaaaaaaa..
Naruto started throwing himself everywhere.
He started making more damages to the wall which kept on getting larger and larger each time. Kakashi's eyes widened when he saw the damages and thought to himself, "Baka! Now you raised the tab even more!!"
Naruto then threw himself once more and closed his eyes. He waited for the LOUD thump to happen again, but it didn't...
He landed on a person. Seemed like that person was trying to inhale some oxygen before Naruto killed him completely.
The man said, "Get off of me...you're (choke) killing me!! You're so (choke)...damn... (cough)...HEAVY!!!"
===After the song ended...===
Staring eyes locked onto Naruto, sprawled on top of the man he had landed on top of. After awhile, faces then turned towards Kakashi with shocked eyes. But the silence was too much for Kakashi to bear so he then picked up the microphone, which scared everyone since they thought he was going to sing again and said:
"Okay okay!! If you like our songs, please donate some money!! If you don't we'll definitely sing you another one!! We promise!!"
Immediately after Kakashi said this, sounds of shuffling was heard. People were frantically searching for money to throw at them.
Kakashi's and Naruto's karaoke competition was a complete SUCCESS!!
===Sakura's and Sasuke's Sake Competition===
Sakura and Sasuke were watching Naruto and Kakashi sing from a distance. After they finished singing, their jaws were wide open. Their eyes followed the baskets full of money. No one had any more money to spare on their contest now.
Then the luckiest thing happened...
Two people came in, walking towards them with a bag full of money.
Sakura's eyes widened as one of them said:
"I will bet you everything that's in this bag. This is at least 2000 yen. If you win, all this is yours..."
TBC
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Sorry for the cliffie guys! Hope you like this chapter because I did!! I, once again, MUST thank KAIYUGA again!! THANK YOU KAIYUGA!!! Don't you feel special, Kaiyuga?! Please RR!!
Takeshi: Well...wasn't that a nice chapter? I just loved the way Kakashi and Naruto danced!
Naruto: OHHH!!! My body is sore and numb!! I can't lift a finger up...
Kakashi: Why do I sing She Bangs!?
Takeshi: Well...It sure does suit you!! XD
Naruto: (Whispering to Kakashi) Once this damn story ends...we'll get this rope and tie it around her and start beating her up!
Kakashi: (nods) Yes I agree, but we need to get a cloth just to make sure she doesn't scream.
(Naruto and Kakashi shake hands. They look evilly at Takeshi-Chan)
Takeshi: Oy, Oy!! What's with the looks?
Sasuke and Sakura: Whew, we're safe...
Takeshi: That's what you think!! XD (laughs evilly) MWHAHAHA!!
Kaiyuga: (sweatdrops) I'll just leave now! (runs away)