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A/N: Thanks a lot to my beta reader, KAIYUGA! Enjoy this cause I'm laughing while typing this!!
(Words) = actions
Italicized sentences= thoughts
Chapter 12 – A Wild Day with Girls
"Village of Sound...Let's look for a hotel so we can just hit the sack." Kakashi smiled.
"Yeah...it was pretty depressing sitting on that boat, watching Naruto eat ramen all day just in case this village didn't have ramen..." Sakura sighed.
"Don't remind me..." Sasuke shuddered at the thought of it.
"Sensei!! Look at this nice hotel!! And the cheap prices!! Let's stay here!!" Naruto pointed at a sophisticated hotel with great deals.
"YOSH! We'll stay here for the night!!" Kakashi pumped his fists in the air.
===In the middle of the night===
"Naruto, Naruto..." Kakashi whispered in his ear.
"Guhh...nani, nani? I will fight them off..." Naruto started punching an imaginary person.
"Naruto!" Kakashi shook him awake.
"What do you want sensei? I'm trying to sleep here!"
"I have an essential mission...It's a mission that ONLY you can complete...I'm not sure the other two can compete against you...I trust you with this...got it?" Kakashi whispered gradually.
"Important? ONLY me? Of course I would do that mission!!"
"Okay...Put this blindfold on and follow my footsteps okay?"
"Yosh!"
===some place at night...deserted...===
"Naruto...stop there and listen to me carefully...I want you to take five steps north...then fives steps to the right...next turn about-face and grab that okay...now go 5 steps back to the beginning and continually walk north to a person...and give her the money for delivery...she carries an important scroll sent to me by Hokage- sama...got it?"
"Hai! I will do my best!!"
"1...2...3...4...5...right...1...2...3... 4...5...about- face...grab...turn...1...2...3...4... 5...north...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8 ...9...10...Give the money..."
"My, my! It's so early! I didn't think you would come this early!" the girl said.
"Yeah. It's important to me..."
"R-right...Here you go!"
"Thanks...now walk back..."
Once he was outside, he handed Kakashi his important scroll...
"Good job Naruto!! Let me admire and smell this beautiful scroll!!" Kakashi shouted.
Naruto heard Kakashi kiss the scroll several times before he asked, "can I take off the blindfold now?"
"Sure!"
Naruto slowly took off the blindfold, just to see the "IMPORTANT" scroll of his.
He opened his eyes and saw...
ICHA ICHA PARADISE VOLUME 5!!!
"What the hell!? You woke me up in the middle of the night and dragged me here blindfolded just to get you Icha Icha Paradise Volume 5!?"
"Hey! Like I said...it's an important scroll!! I was dying to read this!! And anyways I can't go in with your body so I had to use you somehow without letting you know about it!!"
"Why you little!!'
Kakashi sprinted from the scene... Takeshi: Run Kakashi!! Run for your life!! GREAT JOB ON TRICKING NARUTO!! (Thumbs up)
===the next day===
"Should we just walk around town a bit?" Sakura suggested.
"Well sure why not? It's nice outside and we might as well just ask villagers about Takayuki Haru."
As they walked down the stairs, they heard a little piece of gossip from two teenagers.
"Did you hear? Did you hear?" a gorgeous girl with long black hair and blue eyes asked.
"About what?" another stunning girl with short green hair and purple eyes wondered.
"The shinobis are walking around town, handing out flyers about four wanted shinobis! They said that they were wanted for rape, stealing, and murdering!"
"Nani?! Did you catch their names?!"
"Yeah...they were all pretty sexy to be wanted! I think their names were Hatake Kakashi, Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura.
"One of them is a girl?! Oh my! I feel so freaking scared now!"
Team 7 paused as they heard that and rushed back up to the room.
"What the hell!? When were we wanted for rape, stealing, and murdering?!" Naruto yelled.
"Who would do such a horrible thing as lying to them like that!?" Sakura shouted.
"Itachi..." Sasuke simply said.
"Nani?"
"Itachi..." he repeated.
"Itachi...your brother??" Naruto looked confused.
"He said he wanted to play with me a bit...so he's gonna try anything just to watch me suffer...those assassins were also sent by him...now this..."
"I see...so what should we do now...?" Kakashi sat Indian style on the floor.
"Well...how about we dress up as girls? They won't know it's us!!" Sakura suggested.
Kakashi eyes widened at the suggestion and answered, "NO, ABSOLUTELY NO!"
"Well...unless you want to fall into Itachi's trap, you can just dress up as a pig and follow us around as you were our pet!"
Kakashi imagined the scene in his creative mind...
===Kakashi's imagination===
"Come here you little fat piggy! Coochie coochie" a girl started tickling Kakashi.
"Haha look at him show his little pink curly tail. It goes boing boing!" Naruto started playing with his tail.
"Mmm-hmmm Bacon, ham, sausage, pork chops, baloney, pork rinds, and ribs..." a man stared at him with hungry eyes.
===end of Kakashi's imagination===
"I think I'll dress up as a girl..." Kakashi mumbled.
"Okay! Then what are we gonna buy the clothes?" Naruto thought.
"Hmm...Only way is to send Sasuke and dress him up differently." Sakura answered.
"Nani? Why is it always me?"
"It's okay Sasuke. Sakura can make you look different." Kakashi smiled.
"Of course! It's my body!"
===Dressing up Sasuke...In Session===
"Hmm...I always wondered how I would look if I was a punk..." Sakura said.
She made two small pigtails on each side and left the back hair loose.
She made Sasuke wear a choker, a white sleeveless shirt with a black vest, and black baggy pants with chains that dangled from it.
"There! Now go back four clothes for all of us!"
"Haha! Look at that! Aren't you pretty!?"
"Mumble...mumble...mumble..."
"Naruto!? What do you mean by that?! That's my body!!"
"Umm...yeah! It looks great!!" Naruto chuckled nervously.
===Sasuke bought the clothes and came back rapidly...===
"Ummm...Sasuke...Why did you buy these dancing clothes?" Sakura asked.
"They were the only one on sell...Just fix us up Sakura..." Sasuke mumbled.
Sakura put Sasuke's hair into a small ponytail and applied a little make-up.
Next was Naruto...
Sakura wet his hair, and smoothed some of it to cover his left eye. His hair appeared to be short, so she added a little bow to go with it too. Afterwards, make-up was applied...A LOT...
"Hey! Why did you make my body look like that!? I look retarded!" Kakashi complained.
"Really? I think you look beautiful!" Sakura complimented.
"Now for you Kakashi!" A sly smile appeared on her face.
Two little pigtails were made on each side and make-up again...
"Sakura-chan...what about the mask?" Naruto wondered.
"Everyone is wearing a veil anyways so let's get going..."
"Chotto matte [Wait] what about you? You're not dressed up yet!" Kakashi smiled evilly.
"Oh okay!"
She made many little braids and put on red lipstick.
Naruto and Kakashi were turned around...they started giggling at Sasuke's body.
"What are you guys giggling about?"
"Oh shit! We've been noticed!" Naruto whispered.
Kakashi turned around and said, "Nooothing!"
"Nothing huh? A pig suit will be waiting for you two if you guys don't stop laughing..." Sakura eyes looked evilly down upon them.
Sasuke just slapped forehead and said, "I have morons as teammates..."
"Oh yeah, I forgot you guys have to put these coconuts as your...umm you know...your chest..." Sakura added while she put her coconuts in.
"...no...way..."
===Walking around===
A man near team 7 was shouting, "Dancers! We need beautiful girls as dancers! Hey you four there! You girls look really beautiful! Why don't you try for this job? It pays you 300 yen an hour!"
"Why would we want that money anyways? We already have money." Kakashi informed.
As they were about to turn around, a group of shinobis were asking people if they had seen these "WANTED" people.
They faced the man and said, "We'll take it!"
"All right...Welcome to the Arabian Dancers Hotel..." the man winked at them which made them all shuddered.
TBC
Hope you liked that chappie!
Takeshi: Hehe! I'm just painfully evil!!
Kakashi: (kisses Icha Icha Paradise) I love you Takeshi! You finally allowed me to get volume 5! (Hails)
Takeshi: It's all good! Hehe!
Naruto: I feel like a dumbass for letting Kakashi trick me like that!
Sakura: It was fun dressing you guys up!
Sasuke: I really don't want to dance...
Everyone: (sad faces) damn...
Sasuke: I also don't talk much...
Takeshi: Shut up! You're sucking everyone's happiness!!