Disclaimer: I own Kakashi IN my dreams! :] Don't get jealous girls! (WINK)
A/N: Sorry for the late update since I was out on vacation! Gomen for not telling you about the vacation. Thanks Kaiyuga for beta reading this! Love you! (Cough) Not!(Kai blows up Takeshi) Hehe Anyways I REALLY loves the reviewers! ENJOY!
(Words) = actions
Italicized sentences= thoughts
A man near team 7 was shouting, "Dancers! We need beautiful girls as dancers! Hey you four there! You girls look really beautiful! Why don't you try for this job? It pays you 300 yen an hour!"
"Why would we want that money anyways? We already have money." Kakashi informed.
As they were about to turn around, a group of shinobis were asking people if they had seen these "WANTED" people.
They faced the man and said, "We'll take it!"
"All right...Welcome to the Arabian Dancers..." the man winked at them which made them all shuddered.
Chapter 13 – Don't pick a fight
"Can I have your names please?" the man asked.
"Uhh...My name is Sakuko..."Sakura began.
"Mine is Narumi!" Kakashi smiled.
"And mine is Kazumi!" Naruto said quickly.
"And you, ma'am?" The man stared at Sasuke up and down.
"Umm...I...uhh..." Sasuke stuttered.
"Her name is Sakurako!" Sakura finished the sentence.
"Sakuko and Sakurako...Are you two sisters?" the man wondered.
"Yeah! Damn straight!" Sakura said nervously.
"I don't like your names...I'll give you girls better in and change your clothes!" the man signaled them inside the hotel.
"Okay, let me explain some things. You ladies will live in the hotel for free. You'll work as dancers in the entertainment club. If you're a lesbian, please don't kiss the other girls...please don't..." the man explained.
"Eww...that's gross!" Sakura whispered.
"Hehe! Guys my age think that's sexy!" Kakashi whispered back and winked at her.
"He must have been reading Icha Icha Paradise again..." Naruto mumbled.
"Whhhy...Are you jealous? You're lucky that you're in such a sexy body like mine!" Kakashi whispered.
"Enough talking, girls! Get dressed!" The man pushed them inside the locker room and added, "Here are your clothes! Don't be shy to change in front of the other girls!"
Team 7 eyes widened when they entered the locker room filled with girls.
Kakashi's nose began to bleed as well as Naruto's...but Sasuke turned around and said, "There is no freaking way I'm doing this!"
"Well, you're in my body, Sasuke, so you're okay...but what about us...?" Sakura asked.
"Ohhh...I don't think we need to worry about that...Hehehe..." Kakashi chuckled.
"What do you mean, sensei?" Naruto wondered.
"Just hold on to your coconuts and make sure they don't fall to the ground...don't look at the girl EXCEPT me which means ONLY I can see them...and change in front of a wall or bathroom okay?" Kakashi explained.
"Perverted...sensei..." his subordinates whispered to one another.
Kakashi's nose began to bleed again when a girl started running towards them with only a bra and silky panties on.
"Hi! You guys are new, right!?" she bended down to look at Kakashi since Naruto was still shorter than everyone.
Kakashi's eyes weren't staring at her face.
Suddenly, Kakashi fainted and he whispered softly, "I'm in heaven all right...oh yeah..."
"What's wrong with her!?" the girl sat by Kakashi's side and suddenly asked, "Is she a lesbian? If she is, then I'll give her a kiss!"
Team 7 eyes widened.
"Yeah, yeah I'm a lesbian! Kiss me!" Kakashi said.
"OH NO, YOU DON'T!!" Naruto dragged Kakashi out of the girl's reach and yelled, "DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO STEAL MY LOVER!!"
Sakura's and Sasuke's eyes widened even more and their jaws dropped.
"Oh...that's bad. She was quite cute too!"
"No, no! Don't believe this slut!!" Kakashi screamed.
"Slut!? How dare you!" Naruto smacked Kakashi's head.
"I think I'll be leaving now..." the girl walked back in and changed.
"NARUTO!!! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY DREAM?!" Kakashi scolded.
"I don't want you to mess with my body!!" Naruto yelled.
"STOP IT!!!" Sakura screamed.
"Let's just get changed okay?" Sasuke walked in first with a bright crimson red face.
===After they changed===
"Okay, girls! You've finally changed. Let me tell you your names here!" the man smiled.
"I hope they're cute names! Hehe!" Kakashi said.
Naruto ruined my dream so I now have to mess with his body! Make him sound weird... {Kakashi's thoughts}
Naruto was angered by what Kakashi said and grinded his teeth.
"Alright! You there with white silver hair! Your name is BlackBerii." The man pointed at Naruto.
BlackBerii...what a lame name... {Naruto's thoughts}
"The one with blackish-bluish hair! Your name is Berii." He looked at Sakura.
What the hell? BlackBerii and Berii...That's crap! {Sakura's thoughts}
"The cherry blossom haired on will be named Cherii!" he winked at Sasuke.
That man is creeping me out...anyways, why Cherii? {Sasuke's thoughts}
"And the last one with blond hair is SweetBerii!" he chuckled.
BlackBerii...Berii...Cherii...and SweetBerii...What kind of names are these? {Kakashi's thoughts}
"What SUCH cute names! SweetBerii! Waii!!" Kakashi said.
Don't anger me, sensei...don't you dare! {Naruto's thoughts}
===Dancing stage===
Even though Team 7 was doing a terrible job at dancing...no one cared since they were only there to check out the girls' bodies.
"How long have we been dancing...?" Sasuke asked.
"3 hours straight..." Sakura calculated.
A drunken FAT man walked up to Naruto and said, "You're cute! I like you and your legs! Do you work out? If you do, it really shows!" He winked at Naruto and began to get closer for a kiss.
But...(un)fortunately, Naruto didn't want one.
Naruto slapped him across his left cheek and Kakashi's eyes widened.
"Stay away from me, you creep!!!" Naruto screamed.
"BlackBerii, take it back and apologize!" Kakashi yelled.
"NO! I won't take it back! This disgusting man deserved it!"
"Are you sure, my darling, that you won't retract it?" the drunk man asked.
"Hell yeah!"
"Then I'll see you tomorrow precious! Toodle!" the man walked out the room with such a bright happy face.
"Huh?" Naruto was puzzled at what happened.
===Behind the curtains===
"Naruto...You really messed me up!" Kakashi punched Naruto's stomach.
"Ow...what did I do? I didn't do anything wrong..."
"Of course you did! Since the Sound village was barely discovered, the customs are different from Konoha..." Kakashi explained.
"And what does that have to do with me?"
"YOU JUST PROPOSED TO HIM!" Kakashi yelled. {Takeshi: NOO!! Don't marry a man!! EW!!}
"NANI!?" Naruto screamed.
"Oh my God..." Sakura smacked her forehead.
"Moron..." Sasuke mumbled.
"When you slap someone across their left cheek it means that you proposed! And you didn't take it back!!" Kakashi's face was filled with anger.
A long awkward silence past...
"Let's go back to dancing...since we have to finish this up..." Sasuke suggested.
"Yeah..." they agreed.
===Back on stage===
A young female adult walked up to Sasuke and suddenly slapped him, across his right cheek, of course! {Takeshi: Whew! Not another proposal!}
Sasuke landed on the floor hard.
"What's the matter with you, BITCH!?" Sasuke yelled.
"You tried to steal my fiancée!!" the lady began to throw the china on the table nearby.
"I didn't do that!!"
The woman kept of throwing stuff at him, which angered him greatly.
A knife nearby caught his attention and he decided to pick it up, so he can defend himself.
Once he picked the blade up, the woman immediately stopped throwing things and said, "So, you picked up the dagger...excellent...I'll see you tomorrow then..."
"What? That's it?" Sasuke's face was filled with perplexing looks.
"Ohh...This will be interesting..." Kakashi laughed.
"What is it this time!!?" Sasuke asked.
"Well you just challenged her to a duel." Kakashi explained.
"That's easy! I'll kick her ass!"
"Tut tut tut! But this is not a ninja duel actually. If a guy challenges a guy, it will be a boxing duel. And for girls...Hehe...You'll love this...hehe...MUD WRESTLING!!" Kakashi blushed.
"M-mud...wrestling?!" Sasuke yelled out in surprise and continued, "But I never h-have m-mud wrestled!"
"Ah! Let's go buy a bikini!" Kakashi encouraged.
"Bikini? What do you mean?" Sasuke wondered.
"Well...When you're mud wrestling, girls wear bikinis and wrestle in mud!" Kakashi smiled.
"NANI!? I DON'T WANT TO!! NOOO! NO WAY!"
"You don't wanna be a coward, right?" Naruto laughed.
Unexpectedly, a loud thump was heard.
All three boys turned around to see Sakura fainted.
"Oh for God's sake...Why is it always me??" Sasuke sighed.
===End of the day...at the hotel room===
"Well, let's get some sleep..." Kakashi put his "naughty book" down near his bed and went to sleep.
Naruto immediately fell asleep so he can forget about the proposal...
Unlike Kakashi and Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke couldn't sleep...
===2 AM===
"Sasuke-kun..." Sakura whispered.
"Nani?"
"Don't you ever wonder what kind of book Kakashi-sensei reads?"
"Yeah...so?"
"Well...He's asleep right now...why don't we snatch his book and peek in it?"
Sasuke grinned evilly and said, "Yeah, lets."
They quietly picked up Icha Icha Paradise and read the first page...
===Icha Icha Paradise Volume 5 Page 1===
(Takeshi: Wanna know what it says? You guys are lucky I'm adding this in! Nothing disgusting! Don't worry!)
"You're so cute!!" A 20 years old woman whispered softly.
"And you're drunk, my dear girl! That makes my job a whole lot easier!!" He winked at her.
He led her to his room and shut it...
Sakura and Sasuke stared at each other...and asked,
"What does that mean?"
They turned page and...
"OH MY GOD!!" they screamed and woke up Kakashi and Naruto.
"What's wrong?!" Naruto panicked.
Sakura's and Sasuke's faces were bright red.
"It's just a false alarm, Naruto!" Kakashi yawned.
"YOU PREVERT!!!" Sakura yelled and threw the book at his face.
"Ow! What was that for?!" Kakashi looked at the book and smiled.
"Ohh...so you read it? Wasn't the beginning simply amazing?" Kakashi teased.
"PREVERT!!" Sasuke and Sakura started kicking Kakashi.
"OY STOP!!"
TBC
Don't you just love my evilness?! Mwhaha! Please RR!!
Takeshi: Well...Pretty soon you guys will leave the village! Reminder...I AM NOT A PERVERT! Seriously... And I'm not a lesbian! 100% Straight!
Kakashi: NOO!! I wanted a kiss from that heavenly girl!! LET ME STAY!!
Naruto: I DON'T WANNA MARRY A GUY!! HINATA!!!
Sasuke: (Bright red) Perverted sensei...mud wrestling...what's next?!?
Sakura: I can't believe what I read...I can't forget it...AHHH!! (Runs around)
Takeshi: I think they all went insane...I didn't think it was that bad...
Everyone: BE PREPARED TO DIE!! (Each person uses their special jutsu!)
Takeshi: OH shit!! (RUNS)
Everyone: (Uses Jutsus)
Takeshi: (Grabs Kaiyuga and uses her as a human shield!)
Kaiyuga: (cough) What did I do to deserve this?!
Takeshi: I love you! JA NE!! (Runs)
Kaiyuga: (glares and chases after her) YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!
Takeshi: What the hell!? You're not dead yet!? Damn it!!!
A/N: Sorry for the late update since I was out on vacation! Gomen for not telling you about the vacation. Thanks Kaiyuga for beta reading this! Love you! (Cough) Not!(Kai blows up Takeshi) Hehe Anyways I REALLY loves the reviewers! ENJOY!
(Words) = actions
Italicized sentences= thoughts
A man near team 7 was shouting, "Dancers! We need beautiful girls as dancers! Hey you four there! You girls look really beautiful! Why don't you try for this job? It pays you 300 yen an hour!"
"Why would we want that money anyways? We already have money." Kakashi informed.
As they were about to turn around, a group of shinobis were asking people if they had seen these "WANTED" people.
They faced the man and said, "We'll take it!"
"All right...Welcome to the Arabian Dancers..." the man winked at them which made them all shuddered.
Chapter 13 – Don't pick a fight
"Can I have your names please?" the man asked.
"Uhh...My name is Sakuko..."Sakura began.
"Mine is Narumi!" Kakashi smiled.
"And mine is Kazumi!" Naruto said quickly.
"And you, ma'am?" The man stared at Sasuke up and down.
"Umm...I...uhh..." Sasuke stuttered.
"Her name is Sakurako!" Sakura finished the sentence.
"Sakuko and Sakurako...Are you two sisters?" the man wondered.
"Yeah! Damn straight!" Sakura said nervously.
"I don't like your names...I'll give you girls better in and change your clothes!" the man signaled them inside the hotel.
"Okay, let me explain some things. You ladies will live in the hotel for free. You'll work as dancers in the entertainment club. If you're a lesbian, please don't kiss the other girls...please don't..." the man explained.
"Eww...that's gross!" Sakura whispered.
"Hehe! Guys my age think that's sexy!" Kakashi whispered back and winked at her.
"He must have been reading Icha Icha Paradise again..." Naruto mumbled.
"Whhhy...Are you jealous? You're lucky that you're in such a sexy body like mine!" Kakashi whispered.
"Enough talking, girls! Get dressed!" The man pushed them inside the locker room and added, "Here are your clothes! Don't be shy to change in front of the other girls!"
Team 7 eyes widened when they entered the locker room filled with girls.
Kakashi's nose began to bleed as well as Naruto's...but Sasuke turned around and said, "There is no freaking way I'm doing this!"
"Well, you're in my body, Sasuke, so you're okay...but what about us...?" Sakura asked.
"Ohhh...I don't think we need to worry about that...Hehehe..." Kakashi chuckled.
"What do you mean, sensei?" Naruto wondered.
"Just hold on to your coconuts and make sure they don't fall to the ground...don't look at the girl EXCEPT me which means ONLY I can see them...and change in front of a wall or bathroom okay?" Kakashi explained.
"Perverted...sensei..." his subordinates whispered to one another.
Kakashi's nose began to bleed again when a girl started running towards them with only a bra and silky panties on.
"Hi! You guys are new, right!?" she bended down to look at Kakashi since Naruto was still shorter than everyone.
Kakashi's eyes weren't staring at her face.
Suddenly, Kakashi fainted and he whispered softly, "I'm in heaven all right...oh yeah..."
"What's wrong with her!?" the girl sat by Kakashi's side and suddenly asked, "Is she a lesbian? If she is, then I'll give her a kiss!"
Team 7 eyes widened.
"Yeah, yeah I'm a lesbian! Kiss me!" Kakashi said.
"OH NO, YOU DON'T!!" Naruto dragged Kakashi out of the girl's reach and yelled, "DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO STEAL MY LOVER!!"
Sakura's and Sasuke's eyes widened even more and their jaws dropped.
"Oh...that's bad. She was quite cute too!"
"No, no! Don't believe this slut!!" Kakashi screamed.
"Slut!? How dare you!" Naruto smacked Kakashi's head.
"I think I'll be leaving now..." the girl walked back in and changed.
"NARUTO!!! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY DREAM?!" Kakashi scolded.
"I don't want you to mess with my body!!" Naruto yelled.
"STOP IT!!!" Sakura screamed.
"Let's just get changed okay?" Sasuke walked in first with a bright crimson red face.
===After they changed===
"Okay, girls! You've finally changed. Let me tell you your names here!" the man smiled.
"I hope they're cute names! Hehe!" Kakashi said.
Naruto ruined my dream so I now have to mess with his body! Make him sound weird... {Kakashi's thoughts}
Naruto was angered by what Kakashi said and grinded his teeth.
"Alright! You there with white silver hair! Your name is BlackBerii." The man pointed at Naruto.
BlackBerii...what a lame name... {Naruto's thoughts}
"The one with blackish-bluish hair! Your name is Berii." He looked at Sakura.
What the hell? BlackBerii and Berii...That's crap! {Sakura's thoughts}
"The cherry blossom haired on will be named Cherii!" he winked at Sasuke.
That man is creeping me out...anyways, why Cherii? {Sasuke's thoughts}
"And the last one with blond hair is SweetBerii!" he chuckled.
BlackBerii...Berii...Cherii...and SweetBerii...What kind of names are these? {Kakashi's thoughts}
"What SUCH cute names! SweetBerii! Waii!!" Kakashi said.
Don't anger me, sensei...don't you dare! {Naruto's thoughts}
===Dancing stage===
Even though Team 7 was doing a terrible job at dancing...no one cared since they were only there to check out the girls' bodies.
"How long have we been dancing...?" Sasuke asked.
"3 hours straight..." Sakura calculated.
A drunken FAT man walked up to Naruto and said, "You're cute! I like you and your legs! Do you work out? If you do, it really shows!" He winked at Naruto and began to get closer for a kiss.
But...(un)fortunately, Naruto didn't want one.
Naruto slapped him across his left cheek and Kakashi's eyes widened.
"Stay away from me, you creep!!!" Naruto screamed.
"BlackBerii, take it back and apologize!" Kakashi yelled.
"NO! I won't take it back! This disgusting man deserved it!"
"Are you sure, my darling, that you won't retract it?" the drunk man asked.
"Hell yeah!"
"Then I'll see you tomorrow precious! Toodle!" the man walked out the room with such a bright happy face.
"Huh?" Naruto was puzzled at what happened.
===Behind the curtains===
"Naruto...You really messed me up!" Kakashi punched Naruto's stomach.
"Ow...what did I do? I didn't do anything wrong..."
"Of course you did! Since the Sound village was barely discovered, the customs are different from Konoha..." Kakashi explained.
"And what does that have to do with me?"
"YOU JUST PROPOSED TO HIM!" Kakashi yelled. {Takeshi: NOO!! Don't marry a man!! EW!!}
"NANI!?" Naruto screamed.
"Oh my God..." Sakura smacked her forehead.
"Moron..." Sasuke mumbled.
"When you slap someone across their left cheek it means that you proposed! And you didn't take it back!!" Kakashi's face was filled with anger.
A long awkward silence past...
"Let's go back to dancing...since we have to finish this up..." Sasuke suggested.
"Yeah..." they agreed.
===Back on stage===
A young female adult walked up to Sasuke and suddenly slapped him, across his right cheek, of course! {Takeshi: Whew! Not another proposal!}
Sasuke landed on the floor hard.
"What's the matter with you, BITCH!?" Sasuke yelled.
"You tried to steal my fiancée!!" the lady began to throw the china on the table nearby.
"I didn't do that!!"
The woman kept of throwing stuff at him, which angered him greatly.
A knife nearby caught his attention and he decided to pick it up, so he can defend himself.
Once he picked the blade up, the woman immediately stopped throwing things and said, "So, you picked up the dagger...excellent...I'll see you tomorrow then..."
"What? That's it?" Sasuke's face was filled with perplexing looks.
"Ohh...This will be interesting..." Kakashi laughed.
"What is it this time!!?" Sasuke asked.
"Well you just challenged her to a duel." Kakashi explained.
"That's easy! I'll kick her ass!"
"Tut tut tut! But this is not a ninja duel actually. If a guy challenges a guy, it will be a boxing duel. And for girls...Hehe...You'll love this...hehe...MUD WRESTLING!!" Kakashi blushed.
"M-mud...wrestling?!" Sasuke yelled out in surprise and continued, "But I never h-have m-mud wrestled!"
"Ah! Let's go buy a bikini!" Kakashi encouraged.
"Bikini? What do you mean?" Sasuke wondered.
"Well...When you're mud wrestling, girls wear bikinis and wrestle in mud!" Kakashi smiled.
"NANI!? I DON'T WANT TO!! NOOO! NO WAY!"
"You don't wanna be a coward, right?" Naruto laughed.
Unexpectedly, a loud thump was heard.
All three boys turned around to see Sakura fainted.
"Oh for God's sake...Why is it always me??" Sasuke sighed.
===End of the day...at the hotel room===
"Well, let's get some sleep..." Kakashi put his "naughty book" down near his bed and went to sleep.
Naruto immediately fell asleep so he can forget about the proposal...
Unlike Kakashi and Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke couldn't sleep...
===2 AM===
"Sasuke-kun..." Sakura whispered.
"Nani?"
"Don't you ever wonder what kind of book Kakashi-sensei reads?"
"Yeah...so?"
"Well...He's asleep right now...why don't we snatch his book and peek in it?"
Sasuke grinned evilly and said, "Yeah, lets."
They quietly picked up Icha Icha Paradise and read the first page...
===Icha Icha Paradise Volume 5 Page 1===
(Takeshi: Wanna know what it says? You guys are lucky I'm adding this in! Nothing disgusting! Don't worry!)
"You're so cute!!" A 20 years old woman whispered softly.
"And you're drunk, my dear girl! That makes my job a whole lot easier!!" He winked at her.
He led her to his room and shut it...
Sakura and Sasuke stared at each other...and asked,
"What does that mean?"
They turned page and...
"OH MY GOD!!" they screamed and woke up Kakashi and Naruto.
"What's wrong?!" Naruto panicked.
Sakura's and Sasuke's faces were bright red.
"It's just a false alarm, Naruto!" Kakashi yawned.
"YOU PREVERT!!!" Sakura yelled and threw the book at his face.
"Ow! What was that for?!" Kakashi looked at the book and smiled.
"Ohh...so you read it? Wasn't the beginning simply amazing?" Kakashi teased.
"PREVERT!!" Sasuke and Sakura started kicking Kakashi.
"OY STOP!!"
TBC
Don't you just love my evilness?! Mwhaha! Please RR!!
Takeshi: Well...Pretty soon you guys will leave the village! Reminder...I AM NOT A PERVERT! Seriously... And I'm not a lesbian! 100% Straight!
Kakashi: NOO!! I wanted a kiss from that heavenly girl!! LET ME STAY!!
Naruto: I DON'T WANNA MARRY A GUY!! HINATA!!!
Sasuke: (Bright red) Perverted sensei...mud wrestling...what's next?!?
Sakura: I can't believe what I read...I can't forget it...AHHH!! (Runs around)
Takeshi: I think they all went insane...I didn't think it was that bad...
Everyone: BE PREPARED TO DIE!! (Each person uses their special jutsu!)
Takeshi: OH shit!! (RUNS)
Everyone: (Uses Jutsus)
Takeshi: (Grabs Kaiyuga and uses her as a human shield!)
Kaiyuga: (cough) What did I do to deserve this?!
Takeshi: I love you! JA NE!! (Runs)
Kaiyuga: (glares and chases after her) YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!
Takeshi: What the hell!? You're not dead yet!? Damn it!!!