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A/N: Hope you enjoy this chapter! Thanks to my beta reader, Kaiyuga, for reading this! Enjoy!
(Words) = actions
Italicized sentences= thoughts
"Let's get these problems solved!!" Sakura shouted.
"YOSH!!!!" Kakashi put his fist in the air.
"Let's do our best!!" Naruto shouted while Sasuke stayed silent and nodded his head.
"What's Sakura so happy about anyways? She's suddenly so energetic..." [Sasuke's thoughts]
Chapter 15- Escape!!
"Sasuke-kun...please put on your bikini!" Sakura smiled and Kakashi gave a grin.
"Go on Sasuke! I know you can do it!" Kakashi cheered.
"Go Sasuke, it's your birthday! Oh yeah!!" Naruto threw his hips forward.
"Why...do...these things...always happen to me...?"
Sasuke put on the bikini and wore a bath robe to cover him from the eyes of the men.
"Can I see how you look first? I don't think you want to look funny..." Kakashi smiled.
"No! Go away! Don't you have a wedding to attend?" Sakura placed her hands on her hips.
"I'll go as soon as...I see Sasuke!" Kakashi smirked.
Naruto had a camera out of no where since he wanted to capture the moment.
Sakura didn't notice Naruto since she was arguing with her sensei.
"All right...if you'll just leave...Sasuke-kun come out..."
"WHAT!? Seriously!? NO!" Sasuke yelled.
"You're in my body so you have nothing to be shy about!"
"NO!!! Absolutely no!!"
"If you don't come out...I'll come in and drag you out here!"
You could hear a sigh on the other side of the door. The door knob turned and the door creaked slowly...
Out walked Sasuke!!!
"Hmm...Fits you well...If only you were a real girl Sasuke!" Kakashi laughed.
FLASH!
"WHAT THE!?" Sasuke rubbed his eyes.
"Sasuke! You're my hero!! I will always remember our special moment toget-" Naruto went flying in seconds.
"You do something like that again...I will kill you...This punch is only a warning..." Sasuke gave Naruto one of his creepiest death glares.
"Whoa...He's scarier than you, Sakura, when you're angry!"
Sakura clenched her fist, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!?"
"Huh...I mean...NARUTO LET'S GO!!"
Naruto almost slipped as he desperately tried to get up, "R-right!!"
In seconds, Kakashi and Naruto were out of sight.
"Morons..."
"Anyways Sasuke-kun...Let's go to that duel or else well have to forfeit..."
"Right..."
Sakura picked up the bags on the floor and walked out the door.
===Naruto and Kakashi===
"I'm...so...glad...we were...able to escape...the evil twins..." Kakashi said between breaths.
"Kakashi-sensei...what are we...gonna do about the wedding?!"
"Oh yeah...do you want to marry him?"
"What kind of question is that!? You want your body to be married to his?!"
"Hmm...that's right...You just follow along with the wedding and when they ask if there are any objections, and you say that you don't want to marry a drunkard like him and then I stand up and agree! Afterwards, we just leave!"
"Is it that simple?"
"Of course! If something goes wrong...I'll make sure none of them leaves alive!"
"You-you're going to kill them!?"
"No...Not kill them...probably just make them lose their memory!"
"That's mean sensei!"
"Why is it mean?"
"Can't we just run away when the right times comes?"
"Hmm...you're too soft...I'm starting to wonder if you're a gay"
"NO! It would be faster if we just run away!"
"Fine, fine...I'll just kidnap you okay?"
"Much better!"
===Mud Wrestling===
"Cherii, what the hell are you doing?! Just kick her ass! Just do what you usually do!!" Sakura shouted irritably.
"I'm trying, I'm trying!!!" Sasuke shouted back as he slipped into the mud.
"Do some back flips or exchange strong punches!!!"
"How can I in this slippery mud!?"
The woman grabbed Sasuke by his hair and kicked him in the stomach several times.
"My...how weak!! Hohoho!" She continually kicked him and swung him around in the ring.
"Owwwww!!!"
===Wedding===
"Do you blah, blah, blah take thee blah, blah, blah, lovely bride?" Naruto wasn't paying attention to the priest. He only heard some words out of his mouth but mostly blahs.
"YES" the drunk hiccupped.
"Do you blah, blah, blah, blah, blah husband?"
"Get ready Naruto!" Kakashi whispered in the walkie-talkie.
"Ho-honey (HIC) say yes (HIC)!"
Kakashi was about to jumped out from the tree and kidnap Naruto when he felt a tap on his shoulder.
"Shoo, shoo!" Kakashi waved his hand.
"Oy..."
"Huh...?" Kakashi turned around to see what seemed to a bodyguard...
"What do you think you're doing, you little punk!?"
"I uh...I..."
"I'll forgive you if you give me a kiss and go out with me!" The man edged closer to Kakashi. Kakashi could clearly see hair on his lips...
"AHHH!!!!" Kakashi jumped off the tree and ran past Naruto.
"Oh no!! I'm being kidnapped!!" Naruto waved his arms in the air crazily, "I'm...what the hell!? Kakashi past by me!!"
"Sorry Naruto!! Change of plans!!! Escape yourself!! I'm in deep danger than you!!!" Kakashi yelled in the walkie-talkie.
"Come back darling!!!"
"SAVE ME GOD!!!"
"Nani!? What the hell do you want me to do!?"
"Just use your brain!!"
"What should I do...?"
"Kiss (HIC) me baby!"
Naruto eyes widened, "EEEkkk!!!"
===Back to Sasuke===
The woman let go of Sasuke's hair and he slammed into a pole.
"Damn you Cherri! I can't even depend on you! I can't stand this any longer!!" Sakura jumped into the ring and walked towards the woman.
"You can't do that!"
"I'll challenge you!!!" Sakura grabbed the woman's wrists and swung her around and let go of her. She flew out of sight and slammed into a tree.
"Let's go now Cherri!" Her face was furious, "What are you waiting for!? Come on!"
"O-okay..."
"Hey, you can't do that!" The announcer yelled.
"You want to die too!?" Sakura gave him the death glare.
"Applause the winner!!" The announcer yelled nervously.
Suddenly, Kakashi past by them and a gust of wind swept by.
"What the? Wasn't that Kakashi?" Sakura turned around.
"Where's Naruto though?"
Kakashi halted and ran backwards, "What are you doing standing there? Move it!!"
"Huh?" they looked at him in confusion.
"No time to explain! RUN!!!!"
"HAI!!"
===Naruto is finally married?!===
"Sensei!!" Naruto started crying.
"You sure are happy to marry me!" the drunkard edged closer to his lips...
"Look a bird!"
"Where, where?" everyone turned around searching for the bird.
A sweat drop slid down Naruto's head.
"They're all totally idiots..." Naruto jaw dropped, "Now is my chance!!!"
Naruto picked up his dress and ran quickly.
"My dear darli-i-i-ngg!!! Come back!"
Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura jumped off the drunkards' head and ran after Naruto.
"Naruto!" Kakashi yelled.
"Sensei!!!" Naruto started crying like when Gai and Lee meet each other happily.
"Let's get the hell out of here!!"
"Seriously!!"
"Next stop is Waterfall!!!"
"Hai!!"
TBC
Please RR! Sorry for a not-so-funny story!!
Takeshi: ...I did a terrible job...
Naruto: There, there, you did your best! Thank god you got me out of there!!
Sasuke: I'm so embarrassed...
Sakura: Why?
Sasuke: (Points at Sakura) you make me look weak while fighting that woman!
Kakashi: That guy had hair on his lips... (Shivers) EWWW!!
Takeshi: I know you loved it Kakashi (wink)
Everyone: At least it wasn't that bad...
Takeshi: I did this chapter to make you guys happy...what you guys don't know is...what I have planned for you!! MWHAHA!!!