AN: Just a little something that came to me while I was doing my chores and wishing I had clones of my favorite force users around to help me. If your looking for updates to my other stories don't worry they'll come over Christmas break, please be patient till then.....
Disclaimer: I do not own star wars. sniff
You pinch the bridge of your nose and look down at the paper in front of you.
"I can't beleive her." you mutter as you pick it up. You know your friend meant well trying to help you pick from a Jedi or Sith clone, but this is just...wierd. Which your friend definitly is. You sigh and look out the window at the bright november day outside.
"At least it's saturday." With nothing but your own hesitance stopping you, you begin to reluctantly read the list.
JEDI VS. SITH
A Jedi will help you rake the leaves.
A Sith will use the Force to dump them in your neighbor's Yard.
A Jedi will help you with your homework.
A Sith will burn down your school so you don't have to turn it in.
A Jedi will help you wash the dishes.
A Sith will take you out to dinner and use Force Persuade to get out without paying.
A Jedi will fix the Car.
A Sith will steal a new one for you.
A Jedi will convince the bullies to leave you alone.
A Sith will beat the crud out of them for you.
A Jedi will take no for an answer.
A Sith won't bother with asking.
A Jedi will pick up your CDs if you leave them lying around, and then lecture you.
A Sith will use them for frisbees then deny he ever saw them.
A Jedi will be saddened by the disasters in the news.
A Sith will brag that HE could have done a better job.
A Jedi will play Monopoly.
A Sith will show you a Good Time.
A Jedi will just stay out of your way while you PMS.
A Sith will engage you in shouting matches.
A Jedi will go out of his way to blend in.
A Sith will cause excitement wherever you go.
A Jedi will refuse to sing along to any but Disney songs.
A Sith will join you in singing "John Jacob Jinglehiemer Schmitt" to annoy passers by.
A Jedi will help you upgrade.
A Sith will break your computer to force you to get a new one.
BUT: BOTH are super sexy!
You carefully set the paper down, and look back out the window.
"What was she ON?" You mutter glancing at the paper again. Of course she makes a good point you have to admit, but your clone application is due today and you still can't make up your mind. You decide to argue the point out loud since it helps you think.
"Well, A Jedi is good and he won't terrorize my friends, or dis my housecleaning. He'll be polite and courteous...and distant and maybe not as instantly at home." You sigh.
"A Sith on the other hand, well, he'd be kickass, instantly take over my house and expect me to cater to his every whim." Thinking about it in that light has made everything clear. Jedi is the way to go. For now at least, maybe when you're comfortable with him you'll get a Sith to balance things out.
"And won't that be exciting." You grin and go upstairs to e-mail the company your application.
AN: I know it's short, it's supposed to be. I Just had to get that out of my system. I hope you liked it. :) I might add what happened when you get the clone, if the idea comes to me.