The Wizard of BUNNIES!
Disclaimer: Here that sound? It's the sound of the non existant butlers I have because I'm not freaking rich because I DON'T own Tamora Pierces stuff or the Wizard of Oz.
Ok where were we?? Oh ok, [insert screen wobblingness that indicates flashbacks]
Aly:[fume]I'm going after him! And I'm not coming back![storms out]Well that wasn't exactly enlightening but here goes. Somewhere down the road from Dorothy, Daine, and Numair's house Yuki was flying away with her stolen dog…crow…thing in a basket and Neal running alongside her.
Neal:[wheeze]Hey slow down no fair!
Yuki: Mwahahah!!! Run run run as fast as you can, you wont escape me you adultering man!
Neal:[ hack]HEY! That was two years ago, Dom and I were both drunk and you're STILL MAD!?!
Yuki: Of course I am, I'm the evil, unforgiving bitch![yank]
Nawat was watching this scene with great amusement.
Nawat:[watches with great amusement]
Yes we've established that
Nawat:[establishes that]
STOP IT!
Nawat:[stops it]Hmmm this is boring I wanna leave
And so when Yuki wasn't looking Nawat hopped out of his little basket and flew away from Yuki and Neal.
Nawat: FREEDOM! Wheeee[flies away]
Meanwhile back down the road somewheres Dorothy was running up the road after her stolen dog…crow…thing.
Aly: I'LL SAVE YOU MY DARLING DOG…CROW…THING! Even if I have to-OH SON OF A
The cause for Dorothy's swearing was a large masked man standing in front of her on the road. He was laughing very loudly.
Strange masked man: Mwahahah my little rodent come and be my eternal loveslave!!!
Everyone in a 100 meter radius: MY EARS!! THEY BURN!
Aly: What now?
Strange masked man: Don't you remember me my mosquito larvae?
Aly: Nope
Strange masked man:[throws mask in a bush that sounds suspiciously like spanking]I AM…LIAM THE SHANG DRAGON!
Aly: Who?
Liam: We used to shag?
Aly:…
Liam: Damn I feel rejected, how could you dear walrus baby?
Aly: I'm gonna…go…now…yes
Of course by this time Nawat had caught up to them.
Nawat: Caw you're dead!
Liam: I most certainly am not!
Nawat: Yes you are, I'm a carrion bird and believe me I know dead people[pecks Liam]
Liam: OW THAT HURTS!
Aly: Stop pecking it Nawat, you don't know where it's been!
Nawat:[grumble]
Aly: Lets go to this conveniently placed fortune tellers booth here
Liam: I WANNA COME!
Aly: No!
Liam: Awe…
So Dorothy and Nawat went into the fortune tellers booth and Liam ended up watching Kel and Dom (who were in the bushes).
Aly: Hey Fortune teller!
Maude: Hello dear child what a lovely dog…crow…thing you have.
Aly: Whatever, just tell me where I should go now that I've ditched my aunt and uncle
Maude: Why of course dearie…[pulls out crystal cube and starts chanting strange words]
Aly: What do you see?!?!
Maude: OooOooOoo I see, I see your Aunt Daine…she is calling for you…you need to pay for the takeout…from The Yamani Hut, where you can find all your Yamani food needs and wants. We cater to all partys-
Aly: Stop advertising in my fortune!
Maude: Oops sorry budget cuts you know. This thing gets lousy reception too but I cant afford a ball.
Aly: Whatever what were you saying?
Maude: Your Aunt Daine misses you dearly and needs you to pay for her takeout food.
Aly:[gasp]THAT SOUNDS AWFUL! DON'T WORRY I'LL BE HOME SOON!
And so Aly ran out the door and back down the road, leaving Maude ranting about ungrateful teens. But Aly couldn't hear her over the shriek of wind around her. Back at the house:
Daine: Theres a tornado coming!
Numair: Look whatever the duck says it wasn't me!
Daine: The duck says it was you
Numair: Yeah well…it's a duck
Daine: I like ducks, they're fun to bathe with
Numair: You know what else is fun in the bath?
Daine: NOT NOW! Get in the storm cellar!
Numair: What about Dorothy?
Daine: Eh, she'll figure it out
Numair: I don't know about this, you know how I feel about enclosed spaces…
Daine:[sigh]I checked, there are no air mattresses or hip hop artists in there
Numair: ARE YOU SURE?!!??!
Daine: Yes…and uh I put a bathtub in there[shifty eyes]
Numair: WHOO HOO![jumps into cellar]
After one last look around Daine decided Dorothy wasn't coming and she locked the cellar door. Meanwhile Dorothy was almost at the house when she saw it…
JOLLY! JOLLY! JOLLY! JOLLY!
JOLLY! JOLLY! JOLLY!
JOLLY! JOLLY!
JOLLY!
JOLLY!
JOLLY!
JOLLY!
JOLLY!
JOLLY!
JOLLY!
JOLLY!
It was one of the dreaded JOLLY TORNADOS!! Sure enough at its base Aly could see fat little Owen running closer spewing that horrible, horrible word so many times that it filled the sky and whirled around her.
Aly: THE HORROR!
Nawat: Caw
Aly ran into the house and slammed the door but it was too late…the cellar was locked.
Aly: Aunt Daine? Aunt Daine please help me! I brought my mastercard!
But there was no reply
[cue terrifying but lonely music]
Aly: WAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!![hides under bed]
Aly hid under her bed for a long time until she felt the floor beneath her shake violently. Looking outside she saw horrible, hideous, disgusting things flying past the window!
Merric: HI!
Aly: MEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
Buri: I'm flying through a cloud of words and wind but I don't need any help because I'm a manly Kmir!
Raoul: I'm FLYYYYYYYYINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!
Other things flew past the window like Kel's handcuffs, Maudes crystal cube, Liam's mask, somewhere over the rainbow, and then Neal flew by apparently after breaking free.
Neal: YEEES!!!
Yuki: COME BACK HERE[whirling chain like a lasso]I'll get you MWAHAHAHAA!!!
Aly: AHHHH!!!
At this point Aly jumped back and hit her head on the ridiculously low ceiling and passed out on top of Nawat on her bed. Sometime later after the storm was gone, she woke up.
Aly: Owwie what the hell is poking my back?[gets up]
Squished Nawat: Caaaw
Aly: Ew roadkill…well what should I do now?
Squished Nawat: May I recommend weight watchers?
Aly: Shut up and be dead
Squished Nawat: I'm not dead yet!
Aly: Yes you are
Squished Nawat:[inhaling]I'm getting better!
Aly: Right I'm gonna break this off now and go outside
Aly went to the door, opened it and gasped.
Aly:gasp
Why does everybody have repeat everything I say?
Aly: I have to repeat everything you say
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A/N: Ok this one took forever to do because I got a new computer halfway through so I had to transfer it and all that took a while. This one was longer at least but I'm not sure if its very funny…My review thingy is acting very weird because I got two review alerts on my email but then they never showed up and two others that I never got the alerts for so go figure.Anyways I need three reviews before I do the next chapter so REVIEW!