The Wizard of BUNNIES!
Chapter 4
Disclaimer: I'm poor, Tammy is rich because its her books and characters. Ralonetta and Rogerina are Princess Kalasins
Righto now Dorothy, Toto, and the scarecrow had set off down the ochre block path after the dead yellow sick toad died of the Sweating Sickness. The path was relatively uneventful/boring until Dorothy realized she hadn't eaten in 2 days.
Aly:[groan]Urggg my tummy hurts…
Neal:[gasp]HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT IN YOUR CRASS HUMAN WAY THAT I DON'T HAVE A STOMACH!! I FEEL SO VIOLATED!!![cries]
Nawat: Pleeeeease can I eat him Dorothy?
Aly: He's not real Nawat-
Neal:[bawls]Strike!![bawls more]
Aly: Whatever, just go find us some food
Nawat:[flies away]Caw Dovewasneverthisdemanding
Sarai:[appearing from nowhere]DOVE'S DEAD!!I KILLED HER!! BUT ITS OK BECAUSE NOW I'M GONNA BE QUEEEEEEEEE-
At this point Sarai runs into an equally randomly appearing Raoul. The effect is much like a bug hitting a windshield on a highway.
Raoul:[wipes off]Ew Copper Islands that's gonna leave a stain
Yet again someone randomly appears and this time its an apron wearing, disheveled looking Buri waving a frying pan.
Buri: If you…think that for ONE minute…I'm going to wash that stain out…you have another thing…coming!
Vein in Buris forehead: Twitch your vein thang, twitch your vein thang yeah yeah!
Raoul: Awe c'mon Buri you know the soap is murder on my hands![shows off new manicure]
Buri:[bursts into flame]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vein: I'M FREE!!
Raoul: Hmmm I suppose this means counseling again…Hmmm maybe Kel'll get this out
Raoul picks up the still smouldering Buri in his side of beef size hands and walks back off into the trees thus ending (for now) the bunch of randomly appearing people.
Aly: I am never getting married…
Neal: DAMNIT[cries more]
Dark Sinister Shape:[randomly appearing] I'LL SAVE YOU NEAL!!
Aly: Weren't the people supposed to STOP randomly appearing
Author:[randomly appearing]They were but then I got another idea
Aly: I'm glad to hear that you have these planned out so well
Author: Damn straight!
Dark Sinister Shape: HEY!! Pay attention to me!
Aly: Then stop being a dark sinister shape, you're scaring Neal
Dark Sinister Shape: NOO!! I would never mean harm to my dear Neal!
Aly: COME INTO THE DAMN LIGHT!!
Dark Sinister Shape: Fine[steps into the light]
As soon as the dark sinister shape stepped into the light it was revealed to be Starlit Niphredel (hearby known as SN because I'm so damn lazy!!
SN: STOP MAKING NEAL CRY!!
Aly: It wasn't me it was the author!!
Author: Uh oh, stupid rebellious characters[scribbles something then randomly disappears]
Aly is hit on the head by a falling raka.
Aly: Owwie
SN: Whatever I'm taking Neal away!
Neal: YAY![jumps into SN's arms]
And so Neal and SN walked off into the sunset to live happily ever after-
Aly: HEY WAIT YOU CANT TAKE MY SCARECROW!!!
SM: Why the hell not?
Neal: Yeah why not?
Aly: Because it would disrupt the original plot and cause a paradox that would destroy the entire world as we know it.
SN: Hmmm fine but after the fic is done…
Neal:[is shocked by what comes after the elipses] Yeah yeah yeah!
SN:[randomly disappears]
And finally the randomly appearing people were gone and Nawat returned with a bunch of fruit.
Neal: Why am I eating, I don't have a stomach?
Aly: Yes we've established that now shut up before it leads to another page long plot drift.
Neal: Rightyonow
FINALLY they moved on down the ochre block path which turned into the goldenrod slab street. The street led eventually to a big happy open field with frolicking bunnys, duckies, and Kel and Dom skipping around.
Aly: That looks violent
Readers: RATING!!
Aly: Ooooo look at that shiny statue over there!
Aly is pointing to a large statue of a person with two people next to it. They seem to be annoyed. Upon further inspection it turns out to be two very very oddly dressed men…woman…ummm
Aly: Why are you kicking that poor statue!?
Rogerina: He won't make us food!
Ralonette: And we tried to give him punishment work but he wouldn't do it!
Aly: I thought your name was RalonettA.
Ralonette: I'm French now!
Aly: You don't sound French, ok nevermind I thought you were dead!
Rogerina and Ralonette look at themselves.
Rogerina: Apparently not, now go fetch us some wood!
Aly: I'm not getting you wood!
Ralonette: Bonjour!
Rogerina: Awe come on if we don't have wood we cant start a fire to melt the tin man!
Tin Man:[squeek]
Everyone: ITS ALIVE!
Rogerina: Muahaahaha!
Tin Man:[squeek]
Aly: What? You want a café latte?
Ralonette: I'll have one, its French!
Aly: No!
Tin Man:[squeek]
Aly: You need to see a shrink?
Rogerina:[adjusting dress]Pfft shrinks are for crazy people
20 MINUTES LATER
Tin Man:[squeek]
Aly: I look like a man?!?!
Ralonette: He was complimenting ME thank you very much!
Princess Kalasin:[randomly appearing]OH FOR DOMS PANTS SAKE JUST GET HIM SOME OIL!!!
Dom: You rang?
Rogerina: Ooo a princess, if I marry her I could be QUEEN, er King, er ALMIGHTY!!
Princess Kalasin: You can't marry me I invented you! I'M THE ALMIGHTY AUTHOR!!
ZarkrontheConquerer:[randomly appearing]Actually I'm the ALMIGHTY AUTHOR in this one but you can borrow my powers if you pay interest
Princess Kalasin: Score NOW BEGONE!!
Princess Kalasin almightily flicks Rogerina and Ralonette and they turn into cans of oil. ZarkrontheConquerer and Princess Kalasin disappear and leave Aly, Nawat and Neal with the tin man.
Aly: Right now Neal start oiling him!
Neal: Awe I don't wanna though I'll get oil on my clothes
Aly: Too bad do it or I'll zap you with the Shiny Slippers
Neal:[grumble]
Neal starts oiling the tin man until he can move again.
Tin Man: Lousy ingrates I could have done that by myself!
Aly: Hey that's not very nice, we just helped you out!
Tin Man: Yes but I'm Joren and I have no heart! Now get out of my way before I really get mad!
Aly: You should come with us!
Joren: Why would I want to come with you?
Aly: We're going to the Wizard of-Ooo look BUNNIES!
Aly points out a big herd of cute bunnies.
Joren: Why would I want to see the Wizard of-Ooo look BUNNIES!
Joren points out a big herd of cute bunnies.
Aly: You could ask him to give you a heart!
Joren: I don't want a heart
Aly: Too bad its in the plot right here[points to script]
Author: Hey gimme that[grabs script]
Joren: Damnit all, I don't wanna travel with such scumbags as you
Aly: We do have the oil cans you know
Joren: Blackmailing a noble is a crime!
Aly: Your not a noble you're a tin man
Joren: LIES!
Aly: Whatever lets just head over to that menacing looking forest over there
Forest:[looks menacing]
A/N: I'm BAAAAACK!!! I'm sorry for the huge absence but I was in Egypt and Germany (great countries, go there if you can).So I got busy and wrote this today and yesterday but I had a lot of time because of jet lag. Starlit Niphredil I threw you in there, I hope you don't mind you're a Neal lover if not I can always…arrange a change so to speak[evil laugh]. Again Rogerina and Ralonetta/e are Princess Kalasins. I know I already put Buri and Raoul in there but I just love to make fun of them. I have nothing against them but I think it's a hilarious couple. I think that's it for notes right now but Doms Lover beware you may be next MWAHAHAHAHAHA[hack].