The Wizard of BUNNIES
Chapter 6
The strange gang of people wanting to see the wizard of-Ooo look BUNNIES! The narrator points out a big herd of cute bunnies. Anyways they find themselves on the edge of the creepy forest.
Aly: Hey the sets are back!
Joren: Of course they're back it would be unobly for them to stay away forever
Lioness: THE LIGHT SCARES ME!!!
Neal: How can the light scare you?
Lioness: There wasn't much light in the forest where I lived so its scary
Aly: What else are you scared of?
Lioness: Nothing just loud noises and li-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH A BUTTERFLY!!!cowers
Meanwhile at the Wicked Witches Tea House of Evil Yuki was staring into her magic crystal cube and watching them.
Yuki: Yesssss my pretties you are almost at the Once Emerald And Then Black Because It Got Corroded But now Emerald But Not Really Emerald Its Just Colored Glass Because of The Kings Budget Cuts City. But lets make this…interesting OH WOULD YOU SHUT UP SHINKO!!!
Shinko: NEVER!!!keeps banging on cage bars
Yuki: Yo flying monkies!
Merric: Yes my evil witchiness?
Owen: What can we do for you your joliness?
Yuki:smacks OwenI told you not to use that word, anyways Merric throw a blanket over Shinko so she thinks its night and goes to sleep and Owen you go sprinkle this bag of magic powder over the goldenrob slab street.
Owen:sniffsSmells like poppiesgirly gaspDRUGS!!!
Yuki: No its just poppy seeds
Owen:is obliviousOh ok
Owen flies (with some difficulty)over the path and sprinkles them around. Tons and tons of poppies spring up around the path and Owen flies away laughing evilly.
Neal: Oooo look pretty flowers!
Lioness: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! THERE'S FLOWERS OVER THERE!! THERES BUTTERFLIES IN THE FLOWERS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joren:sniffWhat an unoble coward-AAAAAHHHHHHHH A PEASANT!!!
Peasant: I am oppressed
Aly:pets the peasantWell too bad Lioness you have to go through the flowers. Look theres the Once Emerald And Then Black Because It Got Corroded But now Emerald But Not Really Emerald Its Just Colored Glass Because of The Kings Budget Cuts City!
There is a collective oohs and aahs.
Lioness: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Joren:sniffWhat kind of unoble person would let a city get corroded?
Neal: What?
Nawat: Whatever
Aly: I wanna go home!
And so end the catchphrases. Anyways they all start heading into the field of poppies until about halfway through.
Lioness: Thooo thleepy…thleep thcawy…lithp scthawy…nightyfalls asleep
Aly:yawnlights outfalls asleep
Nawat: Caw I'm tired…falls asleep
Joren: What unoble living things fall asleep in a field?
Neal: What?
Joren:sighWell as the nobliest one here I have decided that they have fallen asleep
Yuki's voice:randomly appearing Mwaahhaahhaaaahahaha!!
Neal:whimpersLousy overlording little…
Joren: Shut up you unobly whipped scarecrow
Neal: She must have put them to sleep with a spell!!thinks but doesn't really think because he doesn't have a brainIT MUST BE IN THE AIR! DON'T BREATH!!
Joren: It cant be in the air, the Lioness is too scared to breath so it must be…IN THE AIR!!
Neal: I just said that
Joren: Don't question me unoble ingrate!
Neal: Well it must the the poppies
Joren: Pfft of course not the poppies are too noble
Neal: SHUT UP ABOUT NOBILITY!!
Joren:is nobly appalled
Neal: Well what can we even do about this?
Joren:is still nobly appalled
Random voice:randomly appearingNever fear I will help you
Neal: Where's that random voice randomly appearing from?
Random voice: I'm The Great Mother Goddess
Neal: Who?
Goddess: I'm one of the most almighty gods in the Tortall pantheon!
Joren: Pfft you cant be as nobly as me your only glowing with an immortal light
Goddess: Stupid mortals I am so out of heresends snow and leaves
Joren: NOOOOO SNOW MAKES…ME…Ruuuussssssttt
Aly:snortWhy is it cold all of a sudden?
Nawat: Did Dove leave the back door to the nest open again?
Lioness: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! SNOW!!!! I'M GOING TO GET HYPOTHERMIA!
Neal: Score three good things at once-the snow, that glowy lady left, and the tin man got all rusted
Aly: Well we have to oil him
Neal: Awwwe why?
Aly: Because it would be unobly to not
Neal:gaspDEMON DEMON!!
Nawat:droolsMmmmm demon flesh…
Lioness: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! A DEMON!!!
So Aly oils up the tin man while Neal calms the Cowardly Lioness down and they continue down the goldenrob slab street.
Joren: You waited an unobly amount of time to oil me!
Aly: It was like 2 minutes!
Joren: A very unobly 2 minutes!
Anyways eventually they reach the GATES OF THE ONCE EMERALD AND THEN BLACK BECAUSE IT GOT CORRODED BUT NOW EMERALD BUT ITS NOT REALLY EMERALD ITS JUST COLORED GLASS BECAUSE OF THE KINGS BUDGET CUTS CITY!
Everyone: ooooOOOooo aaaAAAaaa WoooOOOooow!!
Aly: How do we get in?
Lioness: Ring the bellrings the bell AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Aly: Nothing happened!
Lioness: Oh sorry, ahead of schedule
Suddenly a head popped out of a slot in the door.
Lioness: Here we go AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Person: Whats with her?
Joren: She's an unoble coward!
Person: Right, well you have to knock on the door
Aly: But you already know we're here
Person: Too damn bad knock on the door
Nawat: Caw why?
Person: BECAUSE!!goes back into slot
Neal: Umm ok
Neal tries to knock on the door but fails due to the fact that he is made of straw. Seeing that this doesn't work they procede to whack Joren into the door.
Person:coming back outWhy hello and welcome to the Once Emerald And Then Black Because It Got Corroded But now Emerald But Not Really Emerald Its Just Colored Glass Because of The Kings Budget Cuts City! What is your business here?
Aly: We want to see the Wizard of-Ooo look bunnies!
Aly points out a big herd of cute bunnies.
Person:gaspThe wizard of-Ooo look bunnies!
The person points out a big herd of cute bunnies.
Person: Nobody sees him lately!
Aly: But I need to see him to get home!
Person: Well you can try but good luckgoes back into slot
They stand around for a few minutes…nothing happens.
Everyone:bangs Joren into door
Joren: I would say ow but it would be unobly…whispersowwies
Person:coming out of slotWHAT?!?!
Everyone: LET US IN!!
Person: Oh right, here you go
The person goes back in but the massive colored glass doors open to reveal a beautiful city full of happy green people and happy green horses and happy green BUNNIES and other happy green stuff.
Random green person: Come on people we have to get you cleaned up!
Nawat: Caw score
Everybody:bursts into song
Joren: Make me look nobly shiney!
Tin shiners: Shine shine shine lalala the author cant remember the song. That's how we make you shiney and nobly in the lovely old land of Tortoz!
Neal: Stuff me all full of non moldy straw!
Stuffers: Stuff stuff stuff lalala the author cant remember the song. That's how we make you full and non moldy in the lovely old land of Tortoz!
Aly: DIE MY HAIR BLUE AGAIN!!
Stylists: No
Lioness: I'M AFRAID OF CURLING IRONS!!!
Groomers: Too damn bad lalalala That's how we strap you in this chair and curl your hair in Tortoz!
Lioness: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
So later they all found themselves primped, pampered and scared out of their minds in front of a large door waiting to be called in.
Another random green person: Look up in the sky!!!
Masses of green people: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Lioness: You rang?
Aly: OH MY GODDESS!!!
Neal: Why do people keep saying that?
For up in the sky in big black smoke letters was the Wicked Witch on her evil, ugly, unfashionable willow patterned broomstick was written-
Neal: Why does it say "Space For Rent"?
Aly: No that's the Good Witches Ad over there it says "Surrender Dorothy"!
Neal: Oh
Random green person: You may enter the room of the Wizard now!
Everyone: oooOOOooo!
A/N: Rejoice for I actually saw The Wizard of Oz so hopefully I will be able to keep on track with the real story more now! I think this ones actually fairly long yay and honestly this one was written over a long period of time so any thoughts I had at the beginning are now lost forever(damn school)Chapters will be coming slower now because I'm in high school which occupies time and brain power. Also damn your logic Lady Leah of Chaos I forgot Aly was in the immortals(I haven't read it forever)and therefore the whole thing in the last chapter is irrelevant but it was fun. And also the thing about "Liams, Thayets and Buris OH MY!" I added that because the three words have the same first letters as "Lions, Tigers and Bears OH MY!"J