The Wizard of BUNNIES!
Chapter 7
Disclaimer: Three guesses what I'm gonna say? If you said-blah blah I don't own these characters then DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!!
A/N: Yeah I've been bad but I've been focusing all my writing efforts on a LOTR spoof which will be up as soon as I split it into chapters. Plus I read Tricksters Queen YAY so there are a couple references in there but no real spoilers.
And for you forgetful people (including the author) Heres a recap
Random green person: You may enter the room of the Wizard now!
Everyone: oooOOOooo!
Aly:listeningOk recaps done we have to be in character now
Lioness: I'M SCARED I DON'T WANNA GO IN!!
Joren:pffts noblyI'm not scared by any wizard, he cant be as noble as me!
Nawat:is hot for Aly
Neal:picks sap out of ears
Random green person: Go down the hallway and don't touch anything!
Neal: Even the floor?
Random green person:sarcasticallyYes creepy straw man you cant touch the floor
Neal: Awe man I knew this would be a bad day
Neal holds up a fortune cookie that says "You will have to learn to levitate today"
Joren: Ha you unoble scarecrow, how can you not know how to levitate?
Aly:removes Jorens levitating deviceYeah gee…how awful
Nawat: Can we actually go down the hallway now?
Lioness: THE SMELL OF FLOOR WAX SCARES ME!
Nawat: Sooooooo shiny
Everyone rolls their eyes and begins to levitate down the hallway except Neal and Joren who end up hanging onto Aly's braids.
Aly: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow…
Nawat: I thought that we had established that we didn't need to levitate
Everyone: Oh yeahdrops
They walk the rest of the hallway and reach a pair of really big doors that magically open when they approach. They enter a large green room covered in large green TAPESTRIES (I like the word) with large green OTHER STUFF I CAN'T THINK OF!
Aly: Oooo its so large and…oh whats the word
Lioness: SCARY GREEN!!!
Alys: That's the one!
BIG VOICE: RAWR FEAR ME FOR I SPEAK IN CAPITALS!!!
Everyone: AHHHH IT SPEAKS IN CAPITALS!!!
BIG VOICE: STOP SPEAKING IN CAPITALS, IT IS ONLY FOR ME!
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
BIG VOICE: BETTER!! NOW I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL WIZARD OF-OOO LOOK GIANT CAPITALIZED BUNNIES!!!
THE BIG VOICE (somehow) POINTS OUT A LARGE HERD OF CUTE GIANT CAPITILIZED BUNNIES! The wizard turned out to be a large floating head-
Neal: Hey its Wyldon!
Yes well I was just going to say that and you cut me-
WYLDON: WHY HAVE YOU COME?!
Aly:levitates forward Um you see sir I need your help to get back to Kansas
Neal:picks sap forwardAnd I need a brain
Joren:noblys forwardApparently I need more nobility
Aly:smacks with a blowtorch…what the?He needs a heart
Lioness:scares forwardI need courage
WYLDON: HMMMM NOO!!!!
Aly: Awe how come?
WYLDON: BECAUSE IM A BIG FLOATING HEAD AND I CAN MAKE YOU DO LAPS!!
Aly: Nuh uh I'm a girl
WYLDON: CURSES FOILED AGAIN! THEN YOU MUST DO SOMETHING FOR ME BEFORE I GRANT YOUR REQUESTS!!!
Aly: Sure thing what do we have to do, till a field?
Nawat: Be hot for Aly?
Neal: NUKE THE CROWS??!?!
Joren: Take pictures of me to inspire you with my nobliness?
Everyone in a 1000 kilometer radius:shudder
Lioness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Wyldon: WATCH THE CAPITALS!!!
Lioness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Wyldon: BETTER! NOW I DO NOT WANT YOU TO DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS AS THEY ARE USELESS TO A GIANT HEAD LIKE ME!
Aly: Well what does a giant floating head need?
Wyldon: I NEED…A SHRUBBERY!! I MEAN THE WICKED WITCHES BROOMSTICK…YES THAT'S IT!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wyldon: CAPITALS!!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Wyldon: DAMN RIGHT!!
Neal: Why do you want the Wicked Witches broomstick?
Wyldon: BECAUSE I WANT HER DEAD!!
Joren: Ew death is so unobly, cant we just invite her over for noble tea and crumpets?
Wyldon: NO!! AND YOU MUST NOW GET ME SOME CRUMPETS AS WELL BUT THEY MUST BE GIANT FLOATING CRUMPETS!!
Everyone:glares at Joren, well except Joren cuz that would be weird if he could glare at himself
Joren: Well who wouldn't want them they're so nobly!
Neal: Oh go shove a giant floating crumpet in it.
Wyldon: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE PUNY NON FLOATING HEADS!! GO NOW!!!
Lioness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!jumps out a window
Random green person: I told you not to touch anything!starts to fire scour everything
Everyone: OW OW HOT FIRE HOT HOT
Nawat: Wow now I'm really hot for Aly
Studio audience: AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Joren: This is NOT good for my pores and breakouts are really unoble!
Everyone on the face of the earth EVER: SHUT UP JOREN!!!
Anyways the group found the Cowardly Lioness hiding from the bushes in a mineshaft. They then left and arrived in the deep dark woods near the Wicked Witches house. It was dark and scary, and dark and frightening and the darkness was so dark that even the people who didn't mind the dark were scared by this dark because it was really dark and-
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Right well it was dark and now we're leaving you because we want to be SUSPENSEFUL!!!
Nawat: DUN DUN DUN!!!
A/N: Yeah well like the narrator(who is a separate entity from the author) said I'm leaving this one here because I want the forest possibly the castle bit to be separate. Yeah I know this episode was crappy, I was just feeling really uninspired for funniness. Some of you know I've been trying to get The Lord of The Blings to work which is interesting but I may just leave the link up if anybody wants to read it. Not a whole lotta notes about this one except the only reason it took forever is because I was writing Lord of the Blings. I hope to make these closer together and funnier.