Hey guys, itz chappy 2. Over and out. Now here's my muse, drums roll please, HomicidalFreak

Disclaimer: HomiF: SNK does not own Naruto but she owns her poem Love is Worthless, a poem about Sasuke's old feelings about love.

Love Is Worthless

It had taken two long days to get back to Konoha, and a long journey, too. Somehow, the two boys found themselves fighting in front of the door of the Hokage's office.

Love is worthless,

Not for me.

"You open it."

"No, you open it, you chicken!"

"Who's the chicken here?! You're the one too chicken to open it!"

"In case you forgot, you big baka, I'm in big trouble for betraying the village, remember!"

"Sooooooo, you open it. It's your fault that we're here, anyway."

"You open it."

"You open it."

Bam! The door flung open. "WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ALREADY AND GET IN!" an angry Tsunade yelled.

Sasuke and Naruto just stared at her.

"Well, COME IN ALREADY!" she shouted.

They rushed in, not wanting to face the wrath of the Godaime. They rushed for some seats. Tsunade shut the door, turned around, and faced Sasuke, solemnly.

"Sasuke, you have betrayed the village. Yet, your reasons are understandable, but this is no excuse for betraying your village. You are fine for now, but you can't leave the village without another person, preferably Naruto," said Tsunade.

"Naruto, its very lucky that you beat Sasuke," she said.

"YEAH! I'm The Best!" yelled Naruto.

"Are not,' said Sasuke.

"Are too."

"Are not," Sasuke said with a cold look on his face and he picked Naruto up by his collar, and Naruto was flailing his arms around , " You didn't even beat me. I almost killed you."

Love is just trouble.

I can't afford to love.

Love is just a waste of time.

"But........ if Naruto didn't beat you and almost died, then why did you come back?" asked Tsunade.

Sasuke grasped Naruto's hand. "It's because we realized we love each other. His love brought me back from the dark," He calmly explained, yet those words he had said contained warmth.

Tsunade: 0o0. Oh................. well that explains it.

"Tsunade-baba, could you not tell anyone yet," Naruto said with a light pink blush on his face, "We'd kinda like to tell them ourselves when we're ready."

Tsunade looked kindly at the boy she considered her little brother and said, "Don't worry, I won't. Naruto, I also have some very important information I found about you." She paused.

Naruto nodded a 'Go ahead.'

"I've found out the Yondaime, the man who sealed the Kyuubi into you, was your father," Tsunade told Naruto. (and Sasuke was listening, too)

"THE YONDAIME WAS MY FATHER!" Naruto went into the state of shock.

"But that's not all, I've also found out that the Kyuubi is also......FEMALE! And because the Kyuubi is female, luckily for you Uchiha, Naruto can get pregnant. So the Uchiha line can continue!" she finished.

Tsunade stared at her audience. Sasuke's eyes were currently wide with shock and Naruto had fainted.

"Well, I'll see you later," she said cheerfully, tossing Naruto and Sasuke out the door, happy that she could get back at them for the earlier shock.

Later

"Hn, Naruto, how do you think the others will take it that I've come back?" Sasuke asked.

"Don't know, but I'll bet Neji will be all like 'It was your destiny to come back to Konoha' or something like that," replied Naruto.

Suddenly, a bitchy pink haired thingy zoomed past Naruto and glomped Sasuke.

Then you came along,

And showed me that,

Love is the strongest power.

"Sasuke, you're back!" shouted Sakura.

Sasuke pried Sakura off of him, dragged Naruto along with him, ran away, and left Sakura in the dust.

The rest of the village was basically happy that Sasuke had returned and would not be against the village.

AND................ Neji WAS all like, "It was your destiny to come back home."

Naruto: Told ya!

After seeing every one again, Sasuke asked Naruto, "Dobe-chan, want to come to my house?"

"Sure, why not. Bet it'll be big."

When they got to Sasuke's house......

"Wait a minute." Sasuke opened the door to the house. Naruto was all like O-O "Wow!"

"Come on, let's go to my room."

When inside, Sasuke pushed Naruto onto his bed.

And love will make you stronger,

But never make you weaker.

"I want to show you how much I appreciate and love you," he seductively whispered into Naruto's ear.

Naruto shivered.

The two lovers joined for the first time. ( For those of you who don't know it means they had sex. Doy!)

You saved me from the darkness,

And saved from myself.

Light and Dark joined together.

The two lovers finally collapsed.

"Sasuke?"

"Hn?"

"Aishiteru."

"Aishiteru, too."

They fell asleep.

And the really ironic thing is that,

I fell in love with you.

TBC

Can anyone contribute a lemon?

THE PLOT COMES IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!

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