Devil horns and Angel wings

Disclaimer: Not mine

Summary: God has always been so cruel. And the devil even crueler. To prevent a holy war, they take their best warrior and send them on an assignment. His name? Uzumaki Naruto. NejiNaruSasu

A few weeks before the Chuunin exam:

Neji awoke in an unfamiliar bed, a bed he'd never get used to. He had altered the memory of his new care takers, Hiashi and (does any one know Hinata's mothers name) his wife, to believe that Neji had always been in their family. He'd done the same for Hanabi, giving her a new home.

As a result, the child had never really been close to her father or sister, Hinata. Neither had Neji, but he had made up a reason for that.

He stretched, and scratched the spot on his shoulders that felt empty without his wings. He had only been on Earth for a month, and had to alter the memories of almost everyone he met into believing that he'd lived there the whole of his life.

He began to pray, but hid the act within his meditation, before leaving the house to meet his teammates and sensei.

Sasuke had not yet met Neji, and was beginning to wonder where he was, and if in fact, there'd be no competition in the manipulation of this Naruto. Sasuke had the upper hand, so far. Besides the fact that Naruto hated him. But Sasuke, being Naruto's teammate, would win the affection sooner or later.

Speak of the devil; there he is now, noted Sasuke, as he nodded in recognition. He waited for their sensei, along with his inferior teammates. Their sensei, Kakashi, amazed Sasuke to no end. He had a sharingan eye, even though Itachi had wiped out all the Uchiha clan, because they were a clan of mortals who were Satan worshipers. Sasuke smiled vaguely, and thought how wonderful it'd be to kill Itachi while he was here on earth, rape him, and then kill him.

How could Kakashi get the sharingan?

Sasuke looked at Naruto, who was flirting with the pink haired girl, and failing miserably. Sasuke shuddered, thinking of the pink haired girl, and her blond friend. Fighting for his love, when they knew they could never get him. He hated being so sexy.

Naruto started complaining about how late Kakashi was. Sasuke narrowed his eyes in annoyance,

"Shut up, dobe," he said. Naruto stuck his tongue out at Sasuke,

"Go to hell," he retorted. Sasuke smiled, wickedly,

"Don't worry, I will when the time comes," he retorted. Naruto got a confused look on his face, and then let it go, leaning against the wood of the bridge. He grumbled in defeat.

Soon Kakashi came, he was only an hour late, and to Sasuke that felt like mere seconds. An hour of ones life is hot long at all; and when one is immortal, it's even less.

Naruto and Sakura scolded Kakashi, like always. Kakashi thought up a lame excuse, like always.

"Ehm, you guys, the Chuunin exam is in a few weeks; I think you should enter," he told them.

Meanwhile...

Neji looked at his shoes in discomfort. He didn't like it here on earth. This place was a living hell! So many sinners, and they weren't even getting punished for their crimes against humanity. They were getting away with it.

He wanted to go home to Cassandra, God, his sister Fate. He wondererd if she was laughing at him right now. He glared at the sky, hoping she saw it. He looked at Gai, TenTen, and Lee, who were having some heated debate about something very unimportant. He had tried to listen, but after approximately seven minutes, he lost his interest and looked at the sky again, wishing he were up there.

"What do you think, Neji?" TenTen asked.

"Hmm? Oh, I agree," he said, quickly.

"Good, Gai sensei, sign us up!" she said cheerfully to her sensei. Neji raised an eyebrow, and wished he had been listening.

"I will become a chuunin, and finally beat you, Neji," Lee said. Neji shrugged, he didn't care, but at least it answered his unasked question of what the hell they were talking about.

"I'm sure you will," he said to Lee, sarcasm drenched his voice. Neji started to wonder if Naruto even existed, as far as he could tell, there was no Naruto. There didn't seem to be a Sasuke, either. He'd have to ask someone about the Uchiha clan, because he wanted to dispose of Sasuke, right now. That is, if he was even here.

They were dismissed, and Neji tried to slip away from TenTen, so he could go to the only place that felt at all familiar. But it was to no avail. She followed him into the forest.

"TenTen, why are you following me?" he asked finally, sitting down on a white bench in the middle of a small clearing.

"Neji... we've been teammates for a long time, almost two years, but I hardly know you. At all. It bugs me, I feel like you haven't actually been there for us..." she said. Neji choked, and blinked.

"...So it bothers you that I'm anti-social?" he asked. She shook her head,

"I just don't know you, Neji, and I want to,"

"TenTen, I have little time to achieve my goal. I have no time to 'get to know you'," he said, and stood up.

"If I knew what your goal was, maybe I'd agree. But I don't, and that's the point!" she said.

"My mission is one that you could never understand. If I don't win..." he paused. If Satan won this time, what would happen? He'd most likely invade heaven, and make earth an even less enjoyable place to be. "If I don't win, there will be... minor consequences," he stated. TenTen stood up, and buried her face in his chest. He glared at the top of her head, and sighed.

"Neji... I just feel like there's something about you that I need to know," TenTen told me. Neji blinked, and stepped back away from her.

"You mean want to know." He corrected, "Believe me, there is nothing you need to know, TenTen."

He left the clearing, and walked to the Hyuuga residence.

Hanabi greeted him, as did Hinata. He nodded his hello, and went to his bedroom, lying on the bed in thought and meditation.

"Neji sama," Hanabi said. He jumped, not realizing that she'd come in. He grunted.

"Why'd you choose me?" she asked, sitting on his bed.

He shrugged. "Because you looked the saddest,"

"I had been in purgatory for two hundred years..." she seemed really relieved to be gone from there, "And before then, I was murdered by a raccoon demon. What's to say that this life here will be any better?" she asked. Neji shrugged, again.

"Because this time, if you die, you'll be taken to heaven with me,"

"You won't leave me here, will you? When you go back to heaven, you won't leave me here..." she asked. Neji shrugged.

"That's a long way from now, Hanabi." Neji said. Hanabi nodded.

"By the way, I asked Hias... I mean father about the Uchiha clan, for you. He even gave me the address of Sasuke," she said. Neji grinned,

"Thank you, Ha-chan."

She nodded, and left the room. Neji looked at the address on the card and slipped it into his pocket. He opened the window, looking out into the night sky, and jumped to the ground below.

He would find Sasuke, and he would kill him.

I tried to make the chapter longer, cause it was really short last time. I didn't except so many people to review, but I'm glad you liked. And, I toned down the swearing due to a request. Please Review with feedback and ideas.