Devil horns and angel wings

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. Nor do I own god or Satan, but they're not copy-righted, so I can use them with out getting sued.

REPOST: The last one was really messed up, I'm sorry.

Sasuke walked to the Ichiruka, knowing he'd find Naruto there.

"Naruto?" he called. The ramen shop was just down the street, and Sasuke knew he'd be there. He was always there on days we had particularly tough training. Sasuke wondered if he was eating with Iruka sensei... if he was, it would be more difficult to seduce him. Of course, he could always seduce Iruka too, but that seemed like a waste of time.

He lifted the curtain of the ramen stand, and his face fell with horror. Naruto was there, but that wasn't what scared him. That kid....

"Hi, Sasuke!" Naruto said, waving cheerily. Neji coughed up his ramen into his bowl, and then looked up at the kid behind him.

"...That's Sasuke?" Neji asked. Naruto nodded.

"Sasuke-teme, this is Neji, I think he's related to Hina-chan from the academy... look at the eyes," Naruto kept rambling, as the two rivals exchanged glares.

"Sasuke, eh?" Neji asked. Sasuke nodded, taking a seat on the opposite side of Naruto.

"Oi, dobe-chan," Sasuke paused, "I'm short on money, can you lend me some?" Naruto narrowed his eyes, and thought for a second. Neji hid his disgust by shoveling more ramen into his mouth. He had just been beginning to enjoy himself, enjoy the time with Naruto. But then Sasuke had to come along. Neji glared at his ramen, and pictured god's face as he bit down.

"Don't have any money, but I bet Neji will pay," Naruto said. Sasuke smirked, smugly.

"Yes, I bet Neji will pay." He said. His voice was filled with vanity. Neji shrugged,

"Sorry, Sasuke-kun," he emphasized the 'kun'; his voice filled with an acidic hate that he hoped would kill Sasuke, "You'll just have to share mine with me."

Sasuke shuddered, and got on the opposite side of Neji. Glaring at the back of his head, he took small bites from Neji's ramen.

"Sasuke kun!!!!" Came the annoying voice of a pink haired girl. Neji smiled, smugly, as Sasuke got glomped and trampled on.

Neji got up, leaving some money on the corner, and then left. Naruto looked around, let Sasuke have his free time with Sakura, and left the ramen stand to search for Neji. Something about him was compelling; and ever since that kiss, his stomach had been feeling nauseous. As if something inside him wanted nothing more to do with it.

"Neji?" Naruto called, again running after the angelic knight. He stopped to take a breath.

"Yes?" Neji asked. Naruto jumped, and turned behind him to see Neji leaning against a building, arms folded over his chest.

"I was wondering where you were, cause you just got up and left, and I was worried that you might have... like, some sort of mental disorder," he flapped his arms in exaggeration. Neji couldn't help but laugh a tiny bit.

"Don't worry, I'm still sane," Neji said, chuckling. Naruto sighed in relief.

"So, you like Sasuke?" Neji asked, after a few minutes of silence. Naruto shrugged,

"He's a piss-ant bastard, but he can be pretty nice sometimes," Naruto admitted. Neji bit the inside of his mouth to keep from blurting out "That bastard can be NICE!?!?!" And luckily he didn't say it.

"I feel kinda' sorry for him," Naruto continued, "Kakashi sensei told me his brother killed his whole family,"

Yeah, Itachi was pretty cool. I should probably visit him, while I'm here. He'll want to know of this plot. Perhaps he'll be able to help me... Neji thought while Naruto talked about Sasuke.

Neji took the opportunity to get a good look at Naruto. He was a very beautiful young boy, Neji noted. He also noted, that being around him felt... strange. Strange in a very good way. Like the way he felt when he was at home. Kind of a strange... euphoria and natural high. A very homey feeling, that reeked of nostalgia. It felt like heaven.

Neji smiled. Uzumaki Naruto, my heaven on earth.

Sorry for the shortness... I think from now on Satan is copyrighted to Alison, (me), cause that way I can sue the bible people.... Yeah, I'm evil.

Thanks for all the reviews, it made my day (hint, hint) Anyways, Next chapter will have more Sasuke and God/Satan cause it's mainly been focusing on Neji. Until next chapter,

Chibi Malkavian.