Devil horns and Angel Wings
Disclaimer: How many of you actually think I own this? I do however, own a picture I drew of Neji in the outfit I gave him, I will post it on my deviantart site as soon as I get a chance. :)
Nejilooked down at himself in disgust. He was wearing leather pants for god's sake. LEATHER PANTS! And a backless leather tank-top, with fish net arm-warmers and spiky wrist bands with choker set. He had black lipstick on as well as eyeliner and black eye shadow. His sandals were replaced by black sandals with spikes on them. They had also given him black toe and fingernail polish.
"Let us see Neji!" Hanabi called. Neji grunted in annoyance, and reluctantly stepped out of the dressing room.
"Okay, just one last thing!" Hanabi smiled mischievously. "Devil horns and angel wings!" she pulled out plastic devil horns and fake white angel wings from behind her back, and handed them to her cousin. He smiled sadly looking at the wings, as if he were remembering an inside joke.
"Are you guys actually buying this stuff, or just torturing me?"
"It's really cheap, we're buying it." Hanabi smiled. "See, in America this would add up to like, three hundred or so dollars. But in Konoha, a typical outfit is cheap enough so that one may buy many copies of it, so that you never have to change your style. However, we feel that it's time you got over the white jacket, because with your body, tighter is better,"
"..." Neji shuddered again.
"Consider it an early Christmas present, Neji-niisan," Hinata said quietly. Neji grumbled to himself,
"...thanks. But in public, must I wear the wings and horns?"
Hinata and Hanabi looked at each other, silently debating it,
"Yes."
Naruto glanced at his wrist watch and then at the bridge. No one was there yet. Not even Sasuke. He figured he'd wait anyways, even though he had made a huge deal to getting to the bridge on time today. A perfect example of Murphy's law. He felt lucky that it was already raining, so it wouldn't get worse.
Sasuke came in about twenty minutes. By that time Naruto was soaked and kinda pissed off. But he still smiled brightly and waved to his rival,
"Good morning!"
Sasuke nodded sadly, "Good morning," he said silently, and leaned against the bridge dramatically.
"Wow you actually answered. I know something is wrong, what is it?" Naruto hopped off the railing of the overpass and sat next to his friend.
"..." Sasuke was silent for several moments, and just as Naruto was about to turn away, Sasuke surprised him by speaking.
"I went into my brothers bed room this morning, I haven't been inside it ever since he left... he had a photograph of a person I hate. A person he loves. Naruto... my brother betrayed me! He left me for that angel-fuck ass bitch whore who is all holy and perfect and is sexy and nothing bad can ever happen to him because he's just a perfect little angel. And he stole my brother from me! I loved my brother, and because of him, he left. And that bastard doesn't even know he has my brother's heart in such a tight grasp. I can just tell that he will also steal the next person I love," Sasuke smiled suggestively at Naruto, and touched the tan boy's face.
"Is that why you don't date girls?" Naruto asked densely.
"...yes Naruto, that's why don't date any of the sluts who throw themselves at me foolishly."
"Well when you put it that way, it seems worse than what it looks like," Naruto scratched his head and smiled warmly.
"I'm sorry about your brother," he said compassionately. Sasuke nodded in a very angst-y dramatic way.
"Sasuke, when I feel sad, Iruka or Kakashi-sensei, or Hokage-sama will give me a hug. Do you want a hug?"
"No," he said quickly, a disgusted look on his face. Naruto grinned,
"Too bad!" he lunged into Sasuke and gave him a bear-hug. Sasuke smiled to himself, and reluctantly wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist.
"I like hugs," Naruto said after about a minute. Sasuke sighed,
"I like it when people I care about care about me back enough to risk the wrath of Sakura when she spots us," Sasuke said awkwardly, trying to be serious and humorous at the same time.
"Speaking of whom," Naruto said, letting go.
"Murphy's law," Sasuke said.
Sorry for the short chapter.