Zengoku Garden Resort
Chapter one: Zengoku Garden Resort
"Miroku and Sango, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" Kagome's little cousin, Shippo sang.
"Shut up, Runt." Kagome's boyfriend, Inuyasha said.
"Shippo, were not in a tree. But i do agree with the K-I-S-S-I-N-G." Miroku said, with a delightful smile on his perverted face.
"Miroku! Why do you have to ruin everything?" said Miroku's girlfriend, Sango.
"Guys, chill out! That is what were supposed to be doing here you know!" Kagome said loudly.
"IF YOU WEREN'T SCREAMING AT EVERYBODY, MAYBE WE COULD!" Inuyasha screamed at Kagome.
"LOOK WHO'S SCREAMING NOW, DOUGH-HEAD!" Kagome responded loudly.
"Ummm....YOU!" Inuyasha said.
"Excuse me! This is a Zen waterpark, we would like, greatly appreciate it if you could keep your voices down while staying at Zengoku Garden Resort." said a Lifeguard who was on watch duty at the pool the Inu Gang were swimming at. It was a young, female Lifeguard, so of course, Miroku came into the picture.
"Why, miss, your eyes are absolutely enchanting." Miroku said, getting out of the pool and taking the young Lifeguard's hands into his, while Sango glared at him. "Would you consider baring my children?"
The Lifeguard turned away blushing franticly, then said nervously, "we would appreciate it if you would wear a bathing suit at the public pool." Miroku looked down and became aware he was no longer wearing his orange and blue swim trunks.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha laughed.
Sango smiled with a he-totally-deserved-it look.
Kagome had to hold her mouth violently to keep from laughing.
Shippo was splashing around in the water, laughing so much you'd think he was drowning. Inuyasha doing the same.
Miroku ran off blushing uncontrollably.
The Lifeguard went back to her post, still blushing.
"Um, do you think we should go back to the Hotel room now?" Kagome asked everyone.
"Feh. Why should we?" inuyasha responded rudely.
"Miroku's fine. Knowing him, he's probably just checking out the Pay-Per-View channels. Using my credit card for his perverted movies" Sango said.
"Yeah, movies." Kagome said. Sango, Kagome and Inuyasha all sweat dropped.
"What are you guys talking about?" Shippo asked.
"Go away." Inuyasha brushed off the little fox demon child.
"We'll go back to Hotel. Now." Kagome said.
"No. I want to ride the BuddhaSlide again." Inuyasha said.
"INUYASHA! HOW IMMATURE CAN YOU GET?!" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha.
"Excuse me. There have been complaints about your noise. Please go back to your room, or I'll have someone escort you and ban you from the pool." a very strong looking Lifeguard man said.
"Yes sir." Kagome said with a polite smile.
"Feh." Inuyasha said and got out of the pool.
"Um, Inuyasha?" Kagome said blushing.
"Yeah, what?" Inuyasha asked.
"Um, your swim trunks."
Kagome pointed at a lime-green circle in the middle of the pool.
"Eeeeeee!" Inuyasha squeaked. He jumped back in the pool, diving for the lime-green object.
"I saw Ini's behind! I saw Ini's behind!" Shippo sang.
'Whoa, he's soo muscular' Kagome thought, still blushing.
Inuyasha finally got a hold of his swim trunks and put them back on.
"Once again, please return to your rooms." the big Lifeguard man said.
"Yes, were going." Sango said and they all got out of the pool and headed back to the Hotel. Inuyasha took one last look at the giant BuddhaSlide and sighed. Kagome sweat dropped.
Once they were back at the Hotel, they took the glass elevator with red Chinese dragons painted on it.
"Wow, what a pretty elevator." Kagome admired the green trees and red dragons on the mural on the back of the elevator. (It's like a glass tube with a wall on the back; you can see the rest of the hotel when you go up).
"Feh." Inuyasha said.
"Oh come on; at least pretend you're enjoying this trip." Kagome pleaded.
"I was, until you dragged me away from the BuddahSlide." Inuyasha said like Kagome totally ruined the trip for him.
"Whatever." Kagome muttered.
"Hey! I'm talkin' here!" Inuyasha shouted, making an old couple, who were also in the elavator, jump slightly.
"Would you guys keep it down, you're disturbing the other guests." Sango whispered.
"Feh. You make it sound like this is your Hotel and we're being a nuisence to your guests." Inuyasha said.
"It is my uncle's resort, he's paying for this whole trip and he doesn't care about family bonds, he would gladly throw us all out." Sango stated.
"Sango, your uncle owns the entire Zengoku Garden Resort?" Kagome asked with her mouth open in shock.
"Yep!" Sango said.
The elevator stopped before Sango was able to brag about her aunt's Spa.
"Finally." Inuyasha was relieved to get off the elevator.
"So, what's our room number again?" Kagome asked.
"Um, I think it's 671." Sango said.
"Feh. Is not wench!" Inuyasha shouted rudely.
"Hey!" Sango said, getting angrier by the second.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome said.
"Well it's not the room number." inuyasha said.
"Then what is it, smartass?" Kagome asked.
"It's 176, wench." Inuyasha said.
"No it's not!" Sango objected.
"Yeah it is." he said.
"Oh, I know!" Kagome said, shooting her finger up in the air.
"Huh?" Sango and Inuyasha asked at the same time.
"333!" Kagome said, happy she figured it out.
"How do you know?" Inuyasha asked, moving his face close to hers.
"It say's so on the keycard! Hehe." Kagome said.
"Uh?" Sango and Inuyasha sweat dropped.
"Why didn't I think of that?" Inuyasha asked himself while examining the keycard.
"Because you're so dumb." Kagome said, still being perky.
Inuyasha growled.
"Well, you have to admit, it is true." Sango said.
"Is not!" he objected.
"It's alright, Inuyasha, we're all kind of dumb at some point." Kagome said patting him on the back.
"Let's just go to the room, shall we?" Inuyasha said, getting annoyed with their perkiness.
"Okay." the girls said at the same time.
Once at the room, they knocked on the door to make sure Miroku was there. Alone and fully clothed.
He came and answered the door, "oh, it's you." he looked disappointed. "Expecting someone else?" Inuyasha asked. "No, no, not at all." Miroku said. "Riiiight..." Inuyasha said suspiciously.
"Hey, where's Shippo?" Kagome asked, noticing the little fox wasn't with them anymore.
"Oh, he's here," Miroku pointed to the little fox demon eating potato chips and watching a re-run of TRL.
"How did he get up here? I don't remember seeing him in the elevator." Sango asked.
"Oh, he took the stairs." Miroku answered.
"That must have been a long walk, Shippo." Kagome looked at the fox demon that was wearing his soccer ball T-shirt and over-sized baggy jeans.
"Yeah, but there was a ton of water here." Shippo said.
"Was being the operative word." Miroku stated.
"What do you mean Miroku?" sango asked.
"That kid can drink water like my uncle Naraku can drink liquor." Miroku said.
"Whatever. I'm going to bed." Inuyasha said.
"It's only eleven o'clock." Kagome looked at Inuyasha, "are you feeling alright?"
"Duh. Why wouldn't I be?" Inuyasha answered.
"Well, you're usually up till at least 2:00." Kagome stated.
"I'm tired. So what?" Inuyasha said.
"Hey! Why don't we all go down to the Casino?" Miroku asked, breaking up whatever was going on with Kagome and Inuyasha before it could start.
"Miroku, you do know you're 17, right?" Sango asked.
"Yes, Sango dear, Miroku is 17 but Wallace Lancer isn't." he showed Sango his fake ID.
"Where did you get that?" Sango asked, looking at the fake ID.
"The same place I got this, Metilda Lancer." he showed her a fake ID with her picture on it.
"We're brother and sister?" Sango asked.
"No, no, Mrs. Wallace Lancer." Miroku said looking at her with his famous pervert grin.
"Oh, God! Anything but that!" Sango cried.
"Oh, Metilda, don't be ashamed, we were meant for each other."
"MY NAME IS SANGO!" she screamed, fire rising behind her.
"Yes, Sango ma'am." he whimpered, then returned to his normal state "So you don't want to go to the Casino?" He asked.
"Well, I guess it couldn't hurt." Sango shrugged.
"Hey! What about our fake IDs?" Inuyasha said, referring to himself and Kagome.
"Oh, uh, those are on hold you see so..." Miroku tried to explain why he didn't have fake IDs for them.
"Whatever. I'm going to bed anyway." Inuyasha said and walked into the Hotel room.
"H-hey!" Shippo said when Inuyasha threw him out the door of the room. "Take the twerp with you." Inuyasha said, handing Shippo to Sango.
A few minutes later, Sango and Miroku left to go to the Casino with Shippo.
"So, Inuyasha, what do want to do?" Kagome asked, but Inuyasha was already sleeping under the covers of the bed they were sitting on.
"I guess he was tired." Kagome said to herself and lay next to Inuyasha on her stomach with her head resting on her hands. She loved to watch Inuyasha sleep, he always looked so peaceful, the complete opposite of what he was like when he was awake. She gently brushed one of his white dog ears with her fingers, making it move a little. She rolled over and got under the covers with Inuyasha and fell asleep with her head on his shoulder.
The next morning, Inuyasha woke up and rolled over to see Kagome's head on his shoulder. 'How did she get here?' he thought. "Inuyasha..." Kagome said in her sleep. "Kagome?" Inuyasha whispered. "No...Wait..i'm still...don't go.." She rolled over squinting her eyes in her sleep. "Kagome, wake up." he whispered nudging her shoulder a little with his hand.
"Inuyasha?!" Kagome woke up shocked from her dream.
"Are you okay?" he asked.
"Yeah, um, where's Miroku and Sango?" Kagome asked.
"I don't think they came back last night." Inuyasha answered.
"Oh, uh, do you think they're okay? Should we go look for them?" Kagome asked, starting to get worried.
"No. they'll be fine. Let's stay here." Inuyasha said.
"We should get out of this bed." Kagome said nervously.
"Why? You're my girlfriend right?" Inuyasha whispered, then leaned in to kiss her, but before he could kagome said something.
"Inuyasha." she pointed to the door with her head. Miroku and Sango were in the door way.
"It's about time you guys hooked-up." Miroku said.
"He has a point. You two have been dating for three years." Sango added.
"Uh..." Inuyasha blushed, trying to think of a way to explain.
"We didn't 'hookup'." Kagome said defensively.
"Then what did you do?" Miroku said pervertevly.
"Nothing!" Inuyasha shouted, and then got out of the bed to kill Miroku.
"Wait. Where were you guys last night? Sango? Miroku?" Kagome knew she could get revenge.
"Um…" Sango blushed, "the casino of course."
"All night?" Kagome asked.
"Y-yes." Sango said.
"Really? Where did you sleep?" a smile of revenge appeared on Kagome's face.
"I-uh…um…" Sango was speechless.
"AH-HA! I knew it!" Kagome cried.
"We didn't do anything!" Sango cried.
"Don't try to deny it Sango darling." Miroku said.
"Nothing happened!" Sango said.
"Why hide it Sango? We are meant for each other and you know it." Miroku said with a perverted smile.
"stop with that stupid crap! I do NOT like you, I wouldn't even hold your hand if you were the last person on earth!" Sango screamed.
"Whoa..." Kagome said.
Miroku looked hurt, and then he said "right. I'm going to get breakfast, I'll see you later."
Sango realized how much she hurt him and said "Miroku...wait I didn't mean..." he ignored her. Feeling hurt, she went to take a shower.
"She takes long showers when she's feeling bad. I really wanted to take one too." Kagome sighed.
"So, you wanna get breakfast?" Inuyasha asked.
"What?! Go eat breakfast with her boyfriend when she's feeling like this!?" Kagome shrieked.
"Hey! I'm not the one who was whining," He imitated kagome "'oh, I really wanted to take a shower! I love showers, water and even soap! Oh I want to marry the shower! Kiss me shower! Kiss me!"
"Hey just because I don't want to look and smell like you, doesn't mean I want to make out with my soap!" Kagome said.
"Feh. You make out with everything else!" Inuyasha said.
"Is that so? At least I make out with people and not my hand! Like someone I know!"
"I DO NOT MAKE OUT WITH MY HAND!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"DO FREAKIN TOO!"
"You saw me kiss my hand once, and now you'll never let me forget it, Will you?!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Yeah, I saw you do it once, but who knows how many times you've done when I haven't seen you!" Kagome shot back.
"That was the only time! I'm not some whacked out hand kisser!" Inuyasha said defensively.
"Really?" Kagome asked.
"No, I am a totally whacked out hand kisser!" He said sarcastically.
"Really?" She asked dumbly.
"You know I actually thought I was falling in love with you!" He said.
Kagome now looked hurt "Th-thought?" She asked, with tears forming in her eyes.
"Yeah! Thought!" He screamed.
Kagome now looked more angry than hurt "AM I SUPPOSED TO CARE NUMB BRAIN? WELL I DON'T, SO GO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR FREAKIN HAND!" she screamed back.
Inuyasha was surprised, 'did Kagome really say that?' he didn't expect her to scream back at him, but he didn't expect to scream at her, he didn't expect any of this.
"I…" Inuyasha was searching for words.
"I think I'll go get breakfast." Kagome said emotionlessly.
"Uh, yeah…okay." Inuyasha said still taking in what was going on.
Note from the author: ah, the sweet downfall of chapter one. I mean end of course. Zengoku Garden Resort will continue til the very dramatic, heart warming and hilarious last chapter! I just haven't written it yet. And for the people who read this chapter before November 18, yes, this is a new authors note. See, I reread Zengoku Garden Resort after I posted it and saw all the mistakes I made, so I un-misspelled all the words I misspelled and subtley changed some small parts. I will edit the other chapters too, to make them more readable. Thank you, to everyone who reviewed this chapter the first time I posted it, and I hope more people will read and review it the second time I posted it!
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