Yugi Modern Meets Inu Feudal
SY: Yeah! Another chapter!
Y.Ara: Uh Huh!
Kuri: KURI KUR!
Ara: -_-
SY: Hey, this fic has 23 characters....and then some maybe later.
Y.Ara: Yipes.
Ara: -_-
SY: Well, yeah. And six reviews. Yeah
Y.Ara: People, tell others about this story!
SY: Yeah, tell two friends and they tell two friends and they tell two friends and then you find someone who has no friends and the cycle starts all over again! *Is very happy*
Y.Ara: Yup!
Kuriboh: KURI! KUR kur kuri!
Acme Kuriboh translator: Yes indeed! Thanks for these reviews!
Ara: -_-
SY: HELLLOOOOOO! EARTH TO ARA!!!!!!!
Ara: -_-
Y.Ara: ER, on with the fic? That is very long.
Disclaimer: SY; Roses are red, violets are blue, we don't own nothing, so don't even sue. And what the heck is wrong with Ara?! Y.Ara: Explain later.....she is very depressed. SY: ZA?
Chapter 7: The Chapter Of The No Name
"I don't believe it." said Yugi in quiet amazement.
"It is impossible..." breathed Ryou.
"Actually, it's quite amusing." said Yami.
"Who'd ever thought?" Joey asked.
"What's going on?" asked Kagome.
"I beat Kaiba!" Miroku said cheerfully, as he reached for Mai's behind. Mai, Sango and Joey smacked him on the head. "What? Can't I have a victory grope?" Everyone shook their heads.
"You? Beat Kaiba? How'd he do that?"
"With MY deck." Joey said proudly.
"You shouldn't exactly be proud Joey." Yami exclaimed. "If Miroku beat Kaiba with your deck and you aren't able to do so, then Miroku is at a higher duelist level then you are."
"Way to hurt a guy Yami." Joey said, slumping.
"Is he suppose to be a difficult opponent?" asked the bewildered un-monkly monk.
"He's only one of the top duelists in the world!" Yugi said.
"Oh." Miroku then adopted the same look that the confused CEO had who was still holding his cards in front of his glazed eyes as if he was still playing with the pervert. "I propose a rematch for tomorrow evening Kaiba. It is too late for another one."
The young man nodded dumbly, picked up his cards and went to the tree where his brother was already asleep, curled up with the small kitsune and neko youkai. He mechanically slipped into the too short pink sleeping bag he borrowed from Kagome. She herself was going to stay in Kaede's hut with the rest of the girls, the guys on the other hand were to stay outside. For reasons.
"What's the big deal?" asked Inuyasha, as he looked down from the tree he was on. "It's just stupid card game."
Everyone glared at the hanyou making him fluster.
"Oh Inuyasha." Kagome sang sweetly.
He gulped, knowing what was next. "Uh....Bye?" he said as he slowly climbed upwards.
"SIT!" Inuyasha met his regularly seen friend; THE GROUND! YEA! The group laughed at the sight they saw as the dirt face hanyou appeared, his mouth full of grass.
"Ptooi! What was that for?!"
"Uh, I don't know?" she said more as a question then anything else.
"Serves him right." Mai grumbled, she then yawned. "Well, that's all for me, I'm going to bed. Coming Kagome?"
"In a minute." she said, yawning herself. "Inuyasha, could you protect us from Miroku please?"
"WHY SHOULD I WENCH?!" He demanded.
"Oh Inuyasha!" she sang once again.
"Uh.....OK? FINE?" he said in a tight voice, like a mouse.
"Good boy!" she cooed, petting his ears.
The others blinked, trying to surpress their laughter so they could live till dawn. As Kagome said goodnight and headed towards the hut where all the girls were sleeping or having a 'girl talk' session, the guys started to go to sleep under the tree, or on it if you include Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. Of course since none of them wanted to be murdered in their sleep they were in different trees.
Kagome entered the hut and heard giggling already. 'So it's girl talk time' she thought happily, she hadn't had a talk like that since she had come to the feudal era, except for Sango and she didn't have the concept down for it. "So, what's the subject?" she asked out loud, lying down beside the fire.
"Boys." Serenity, Tea, and Mai said at once, Sango nodded.
"Sango was telling us about Miroku and her." Mai said.
"I was not."
"You can't say you weren't jealous at Koharu when Miroku hugged her.And asked her to bear his child." Kagome said evidently.
Sango blushed. "I wasn't jealous of that little girl Kagome. Besides, you like Inuyasha and that's what we should talk about."
"Do not! Besides, he can hear us, and same with his brother."
"Oh yeah he is pretty hot." Mai said.
"Not as hot as Inuyasha." Serenity said, blushing a beet red.
"His ears are adorable!" Tea exclaimed.
"KNOCK IT OFF IN THERE ABOUT MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Told ya he could hear us." Kagome whispered. The girls nodded in agreement very quickly.
"So how are you and Joey, Mai?" Tea asked.
"Yeah how far have you gotten?" Serenity asked.
"When are you getting married?" Sango asked.
Mai blinked. "What? Why would I marry him?"
Sango looked taken aback. "But you're courting, doesn't he wish to marry you?"
"Sango, it's not like that in our time. We can date as many people as we want but not marry any of them." Kagome explained.
"Oh, well. Next person. Serenity!"
"Why? I don't like anyone."
"Well Tristan sure likes you."
"Um, well, uh."
The door opens to reveil Inuyasha. "Could you shut up already and go to...."
"Sit boy." he fell. She stood. "First, knock. Second, we're almost done. Third, get out!" Inuyasha nodded and dashed out. She clapped her hands together as if she just took out the trash.
"Is it just me or did he just try to look up her skirt?" Mai whispered.
"IT was your imagination." Kagome growled, sitting back down. "Okay. Next person. Tea!"
"Why?" she whined.
"Cause everyone eles had a chance now it's your turn." Sango said. "So, who do you like?"
"Well, I know Yugi likes me, but even though he's really cute and all, he is just a bit short. I do like Yami, except he's a little old and a spirit. So I'm stuck."
"I see." Kagome mumbled. "But Seeshomaru is just as old and who knows how old you-know-who is. So does it matter?"
"Guess not. Well night." Tea said, placing her head down. The girls said their goodnights and went to sleep.
Outside Inuyasha muttered. "Finally. Those wenchs can sure give a guy a headache."
Sesshoumaru shook his head. "Do you have an idea what 'hot' is?"
"Nope." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Rating change to PG-13 for well you'll see
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were walking side by side. (And not fighting. Wow.) They walked towards the old womans hut where the girls were coming out of slowly.
"Oi! Wenchs!" Inuyasha yelled, grabbing the girls attention. "We've got a question."
"Uh, what is it Inuyasha, Sesshomaru?" Kagome asked uncomfortably, still in shock that the brothers were side by side and no blood was flowing.
Sesshomaru moved closer and leaned down to her height, cocking his head slightly. "What does 'hot' mean?" he asked curiously. (SY: Now if any of you have seen that look that Kagome had when Koga said he loved her, just imangine that on everyones faces. Priceless^_^ Y.Ara: No mastercard involved)
She was speechless. They BOTH heard the conversation. 'Bad day. Bad day'
Joey stepped in, drinking from a can soda. "What does what mean" he asked. Kagome turned her body and still had the same look. 'If he found out who said that.....Eep!'
Sesshomaru asked the qestion again, louder this time, grabbing everyones attention (Including people from the village)
"It means when some guy or girl is really pretty or handsome like and they want to be friends in a special way. Why?"
"That means Serenity wants us to be friends in a special way?" Inuyasha asked, cocking his head.
"And Mai wants me to be friends with her in a special way. Interesting. What does this 'special way' imply?"
Now Joey and Tristan had that look. They both look at their girlfriend/ prospective girlfriend/sister. Joey was twitching ever so slightly and Tristan was, well, uh, something.
"Is that true?" he asked.
Kagome snapped out of it at that point and got angry. "Ooooooo......YOU SHOULDN"T HAVE BEEN HEARING!!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!!! THE STUFF WE TALK ABOUT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! SO JUST DROP IT RIGHT NOW !"
Inuyasha cowarded behind Sesshomaru who hadn't moved. Everyone else was near the forest edge. Inuyasha nodded very quickly. "Ri...Right Kagome. We never heard anything! Right Sesshomaru?"
The older HALF brother nodded. "Yeah...never heard anything. Bye!" with that he jumped into a nearby tree, closly followed by Inuyasha.
"Well, brothers do stick together at times....." Tea said, getting over the banshee yelling.
"HALF BROTHERS!" was heard from the trees.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Y.Ara: Wow, that was fun.
Kuriboh: *Nods*
SY: And even Sesshomaru was scared. Now. Ara problem need explaining.
Y.Ara: She just read a very bad spoiler for the end of Yu-Gi-Oh! That's all.
SY: I see, what was it?
Y.Ara: Can't say, the viewers might get mad for that, and I don't want to upset my aibou anymore. But give us your emails if you really REALLY want to know. It ain't happy.
Kuriboh: KURI KURI Kuri!
Acme Kuriboh Translator: Read and review please.
SY: Yeah! Another chapter!
Y.Ara: Uh Huh!
Kuri: KURI KUR!
Ara: -_-
SY: Hey, this fic has 23 characters....and then some maybe later.
Y.Ara: Yipes.
Ara: -_-
SY: Well, yeah. And six reviews. Yeah
Y.Ara: People, tell others about this story!
SY: Yeah, tell two friends and they tell two friends and they tell two friends and then you find someone who has no friends and the cycle starts all over again! *Is very happy*
Y.Ara: Yup!
Kuriboh: KURI! KUR kur kuri!
Acme Kuriboh translator: Yes indeed! Thanks for these reviews!
Ara: -_-
SY: HELLLOOOOOO! EARTH TO ARA!!!!!!!
Ara: -_-
Y.Ara: ER, on with the fic? That is very long.
Disclaimer: SY; Roses are red, violets are blue, we don't own nothing, so don't even sue. And what the heck is wrong with Ara?! Y.Ara: Explain later.....she is very depressed. SY: ZA?
Chapter 7: The Chapter Of The No Name
"I don't believe it." said Yugi in quiet amazement.
"It is impossible..." breathed Ryou.
"Actually, it's quite amusing." said Yami.
"Who'd ever thought?" Joey asked.
"What's going on?" asked Kagome.
"I beat Kaiba!" Miroku said cheerfully, as he reached for Mai's behind. Mai, Sango and Joey smacked him on the head. "What? Can't I have a victory grope?" Everyone shook their heads.
"You? Beat Kaiba? How'd he do that?"
"With MY deck." Joey said proudly.
"You shouldn't exactly be proud Joey." Yami exclaimed. "If Miroku beat Kaiba with your deck and you aren't able to do so, then Miroku is at a higher duelist level then you are."
"Way to hurt a guy Yami." Joey said, slumping.
"Is he suppose to be a difficult opponent?" asked the bewildered un-monkly monk.
"He's only one of the top duelists in the world!" Yugi said.
"Oh." Miroku then adopted the same look that the confused CEO had who was still holding his cards in front of his glazed eyes as if he was still playing with the pervert. "I propose a rematch for tomorrow evening Kaiba. It is too late for another one."
The young man nodded dumbly, picked up his cards and went to the tree where his brother was already asleep, curled up with the small kitsune and neko youkai. He mechanically slipped into the too short pink sleeping bag he borrowed from Kagome. She herself was going to stay in Kaede's hut with the rest of the girls, the guys on the other hand were to stay outside. For reasons.
"What's the big deal?" asked Inuyasha, as he looked down from the tree he was on. "It's just stupid card game."
Everyone glared at the hanyou making him fluster.
"Oh Inuyasha." Kagome sang sweetly.
He gulped, knowing what was next. "Uh....Bye?" he said as he slowly climbed upwards.
"SIT!" Inuyasha met his regularly seen friend; THE GROUND! YEA! The group laughed at the sight they saw as the dirt face hanyou appeared, his mouth full of grass.
"Ptooi! What was that for?!"
"Uh, I don't know?" she said more as a question then anything else.
"Serves him right." Mai grumbled, she then yawned. "Well, that's all for me, I'm going to bed. Coming Kagome?"
"In a minute." she said, yawning herself. "Inuyasha, could you protect us from Miroku please?"
"WHY SHOULD I WENCH?!" He demanded.
"Oh Inuyasha!" she sang once again.
"Uh.....OK? FINE?" he said in a tight voice, like a mouse.
"Good boy!" she cooed, petting his ears.
The others blinked, trying to surpress their laughter so they could live till dawn. As Kagome said goodnight and headed towards the hut where all the girls were sleeping or having a 'girl talk' session, the guys started to go to sleep under the tree, or on it if you include Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. Of course since none of them wanted to be murdered in their sleep they were in different trees.
Kagome entered the hut and heard giggling already. 'So it's girl talk time' she thought happily, she hadn't had a talk like that since she had come to the feudal era, except for Sango and she didn't have the concept down for it. "So, what's the subject?" she asked out loud, lying down beside the fire.
"Boys." Serenity, Tea, and Mai said at once, Sango nodded.
"Sango was telling us about Miroku and her." Mai said.
"I was not."
"You can't say you weren't jealous at Koharu when Miroku hugged her.And asked her to bear his child." Kagome said evidently.
Sango blushed. "I wasn't jealous of that little girl Kagome. Besides, you like Inuyasha and that's what we should talk about."
"Do not! Besides, he can hear us, and same with his brother."
"Oh yeah he is pretty hot." Mai said.
"Not as hot as Inuyasha." Serenity said, blushing a beet red.
"His ears are adorable!" Tea exclaimed.
"KNOCK IT OFF IN THERE ABOUT MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Told ya he could hear us." Kagome whispered. The girls nodded in agreement very quickly.
"So how are you and Joey, Mai?" Tea asked.
"Yeah how far have you gotten?" Serenity asked.
"When are you getting married?" Sango asked.
Mai blinked. "What? Why would I marry him?"
Sango looked taken aback. "But you're courting, doesn't he wish to marry you?"
"Sango, it's not like that in our time. We can date as many people as we want but not marry any of them." Kagome explained.
"Oh, well. Next person. Serenity!"
"Why? I don't like anyone."
"Well Tristan sure likes you."
"Um, well, uh."
The door opens to reveil Inuyasha. "Could you shut up already and go to...."
"Sit boy." he fell. She stood. "First, knock. Second, we're almost done. Third, get out!" Inuyasha nodded and dashed out. She clapped her hands together as if she just took out the trash.
"Is it just me or did he just try to look up her skirt?" Mai whispered.
"IT was your imagination." Kagome growled, sitting back down. "Okay. Next person. Tea!"
"Why?" she whined.
"Cause everyone eles had a chance now it's your turn." Sango said. "So, who do you like?"
"Well, I know Yugi likes me, but even though he's really cute and all, he is just a bit short. I do like Yami, except he's a little old and a spirit. So I'm stuck."
"I see." Kagome mumbled. "But Seeshomaru is just as old and who knows how old you-know-who is. So does it matter?"
"Guess not. Well night." Tea said, placing her head down. The girls said their goodnights and went to sleep.
Outside Inuyasha muttered. "Finally. Those wenchs can sure give a guy a headache."
Sesshoumaru shook his head. "Do you have an idea what 'hot' is?"
"Nope." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Rating change to PG-13 for well you'll see
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were walking side by side. (And not fighting. Wow.) They walked towards the old womans hut where the girls were coming out of slowly.
"Oi! Wenchs!" Inuyasha yelled, grabbing the girls attention. "We've got a question."
"Uh, what is it Inuyasha, Sesshomaru?" Kagome asked uncomfortably, still in shock that the brothers were side by side and no blood was flowing.
Sesshomaru moved closer and leaned down to her height, cocking his head slightly. "What does 'hot' mean?" he asked curiously. (SY: Now if any of you have seen that look that Kagome had when Koga said he loved her, just imangine that on everyones faces. Priceless^_^ Y.Ara: No mastercard involved)
She was speechless. They BOTH heard the conversation. 'Bad day. Bad day'
Joey stepped in, drinking from a can soda. "What does what mean" he asked. Kagome turned her body and still had the same look. 'If he found out who said that.....Eep!'
Sesshomaru asked the qestion again, louder this time, grabbing everyones attention (Including people from the village)
"It means when some guy or girl is really pretty or handsome like and they want to be friends in a special way. Why?"
"That means Serenity wants us to be friends in a special way?" Inuyasha asked, cocking his head.
"And Mai wants me to be friends with her in a special way. Interesting. What does this 'special way' imply?"
Now Joey and Tristan had that look. They both look at their girlfriend/ prospective girlfriend/sister. Joey was twitching ever so slightly and Tristan was, well, uh, something.
"Is that true?" he asked.
Kagome snapped out of it at that point and got angry. "Ooooooo......YOU SHOULDN"T HAVE BEEN HEARING!!!! BOTH OF YOU!!!!! THE STUFF WE TALK ABOUT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! SO JUST DROP IT RIGHT NOW !"
Inuyasha cowarded behind Sesshomaru who hadn't moved. Everyone else was near the forest edge. Inuyasha nodded very quickly. "Ri...Right Kagome. We never heard anything! Right Sesshomaru?"
The older HALF brother nodded. "Yeah...never heard anything. Bye!" with that he jumped into a nearby tree, closly followed by Inuyasha.
"Well, brothers do stick together at times....." Tea said, getting over the banshee yelling.
"HALF BROTHERS!" was heard from the trees.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Y.Ara: Wow, that was fun.
Kuriboh: *Nods*
SY: And even Sesshomaru was scared. Now. Ara problem need explaining.
Y.Ara: She just read a very bad spoiler for the end of Yu-Gi-Oh! That's all.
SY: I see, what was it?
Y.Ara: Can't say, the viewers might get mad for that, and I don't want to upset my aibou anymore. But give us your emails if you really REALLY want to know. It ain't happy.
Kuriboh: KURI KURI Kuri!
Acme Kuriboh Translator: Read and review please.