Chapter 8

Yugi Modern Meets Inu Feudal

Ara: WE UPDATE!!!!!!

Y.Ara: Hey you didn't say that weird way of talking.

Ara: Sosees?

Y.Ara: Never mind.

SY: Well, that was interesting. We are sooo sorry for not updating sooner but we just got internet back and had finished this one.

Ara: Oh man, I just realized I messed up on one of the chapters. It's suppose to be 3000 thousand years not 5000, stupid dubbers. And I was suppose to say Yami and Kaiba are cousins. Man am I losing it. Keeps ranting on about all the mistakes in the dubbers version and the manga

Y.Ara: Oh boy this is going to take a long time.

SY: Yeah, anyway, reviewers thanks for reviewing our other chapter. It was pretty much a random one.

Y.Ara: Plus, we might have another random chapter too.It would be a Truth or Dare thing. But we will give two chapters for it, since people like story lines.

Kuriboh: Kuri kuri kur!

Acme Kuriboh translator: Except Ara

Y.Ara & SY: True

Ara: HEY! Forgets why she said that and keeps ranting

Y.Ara: On with the fic!

Diclaimer: Kuriboh: Kuri kuri kur ku kuri kur ku kuri kuri kur ku kuri kur ku kuri kuri kur ku kuri kur ku kuri kuri kur ku kuri kur ku kuri kuri kur ku kuri kur ku kuri kuri kur ku kuri kur ku kuri! Acme Kuriboh Translator: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Inuyasha.

Chapter 8: Where Kaiba gets dissed and Joey and Tristan run like the wind!

"So, Inuyasha," Said Kaiba "Not scared of Kagome anymore are we now?"

"Who said I was scared of the wench?" Inuyasha demanded.

"Gee, I don know, maybe because you traveled a hundred miles an hour up a tree?" Joey joked.

"I wasn't scared!" he replied. "I was just.....really tired and wanted to go back to sleep?" he asked, praying that they'd buy it.

"Come now little brother.....little half brother. We were both frightened a bit by your pet." Sesshomaru said smoothly.

"She's not my pet!"

"Then what? Your girlfriend?" Tristan asked.

Inuyasha, thinking that meant that she was a girl and a friend he said: "Yeah"

Kaibas eye twitched, Mokuba noticing. 'He's going to need more aroma therapy after all of this. And maybe a shrink too.'

"Hey Kagome!" Joey called, smiling evilly.

"What is it?" asked Kagome, walking over to the boys.

"Inuyasha says that you are his girlfriend."

Once again, she had the dot look. "Wha?"

"Of course she is." Inuyasha said. "She's a girl and she's a friend slash shard detector."

Everyone sighed in relief.

"Okay, Inuyasha." Joey stated. "A girlfriend is a girl that you are a friend with in the special way we talked about earlier. Kinda like hot but you guys go out and stuff like that."

"Huh?"

"I think is what Joey was trying to say is courting, Inuyasha." Kagome explained.

"Oh. Then ya ain't my girlfriend." Inuyasha said. "You're just a shard detector who happens to be alive and a......"

"Sit boy."

"AH!" meeting with Mr. Groundy again.

"Last time I try and help you understand modern language." Kagome mumbled, "Oh and Inuyasha? Tristan and Joey finished the last of the Ramen, and I can't get anymore."

"WHAT!?" he yelled.

"Uh, I think we better get going." Joey said, turning around and running away.

"Why bring me into this?" asked Tristan running anyways.

"YOU TWO! GET BACK HERE AND FACE ME LIKE MEN!"

"IF WE DID, WE BE DEAD MEN!"

Iunyasha dashed after the two teens, ready to pound them into a pulp. Before colliding into his half brother, knocking the hanyou a few metres. "Move it Sesshomaru!" he said.

"Inuyasha, you can always just get some more Ramen from the well. Remember?" he said calmly.

"Oh, yeah. Heh heh. Bye!" he said cheerfully, dashing of to the well

Later

"So, what are we going to do now?" Tristan asked, obviously bored.

"Can we find jewel shards now?" Inuyasha whined.

"I don't care! As long as you do it close to the village." Kagome said

"Says who?"

"Me."

"Oh. But the shards here are the ones you have wench!"

"So?"

"So, I want to shard hunt!" Inuyasha whined.

"FINE! Give the baby his bottle."

"Thank you." seconds later...."HEY! I'm no baby!"

"Then how do you explain the temper tantrum?" Kaiba said, sneering.

"Bug off rich boy." Kagome said. "This doesn't concern you."

Kaiba faltered. "Uh, wha?" 'Did she just say that?'

"He he. Kaiba got dissed." Joey said, laughing. "By Kagome! Poor you Kaiba....NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Kaiba growled. "Shut up you kiisama."

Joey growled. "CARE TA SAY THAT AGAIN, RICH BOY!!!"

"Yes. 'Shut up you kiisama!'"

"KAIBA!"

Kagome sighed. "I'll have to ask Kaede for collars for those two."

"I think they'll need more then that." Mai said. "As long as I get to control Joey."

"Who would control Kaiba?" Tea asked.

"No one can control me." Kaiba said, puffing out his chest like he was special(Or Inuyasha). "I'm impossible to control!"

"I can control you." Kagome said sweetly, batting her eyes slowly in the direction of the CEO. Kaiba flushed.

"Er.."

"I am the only one that can protect you from Inuyasha here."

"Yeeaaahhhhh. Sooooo?"

"You'd be dead in a second Kaiba." Yami said.

"No I'd fight him."

"Just try and hurt me Kaiba!"

"Oh boy." Kagome sighed, slapping her forehead again. "You wouldn't last a minute. Youkai don't even last a minute. Some don't though. And those are still dead. Well, except for Naraku, Koga, Kana, Kagura, and Sesshomaru, but then again...." she continues for a while.

"She's gone." Inuyasha stated, walking away in a random direction. "I'm gonna shard hunt. Anyone coming? Miroku? Sango?"

"Good luck!" Both Miroku and Sango said at the same time, smiling.

"Fine, I'll just take the wench."

"Sit."

"GAH!!!"

"You wanted to go shard hunting so do it on your own."

"FINE!!!!! HAVE YOUR STUPID BOTTLE!!!!!!!" He yelled, dashing off deeper into the forest.

Kagome humphed and walked away, followed by Miroku and Sango with Kirara.

"Well, that was fun to listen to." Joey said moments later, putting his arms behind his back. "Now what are we going to do?"

"Find a way out of here?" Yami suggested.

"Why?"

"Because the others just left and we have no idea where to go to get back to the village."

The others stood there, blinking. "Oops."

Ara: That was soooooooooooooooo FUNNIES!!!!! - (Just had sugar)

Y.Ara: --' Alright, who gave her sugar now?

Kaiba: Whistles innocently and hides sugar bag behind his back

Y.Ara: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT MY AIBOU JUST BECAUSE SHE SHOWED THAT STUPID BARNEY TAPE OF YOU!!!!! Banishes him to the Shadow realm

SY: Ooooookkkaaayyyyy then, the random thing of the chapter.

Ara: FRUIT BOWL COOKIE PUDDING MOKY!!!!!! -

Y.AraSY: --u And that

Ara: YAMI YUGI IS GREAT! SUPER COOLIES!! AND THE MOVIE IS THE COOLIOSOMA! SAW IT TWICIES!

Y.AraSY: --u And that

Ara: Plus I saw the finals and aftermath of the Battle city finals!!! Which were pretty random. Sings Joey and Mai, sitting in a car, are they naked....

MaiJoey: HEY!!!!!!!!!!

Ara: I guess they aren't

Y.AraSY: --u We're not sure about that

Ara: READIES AND REVIEWIES PEEOPALESA

Y.AraSY: That definitely is one.......