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The Switch

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Koenma

"Kagome...I'm bored!" Shippo complained as he watched Kagome, Yukina, and Keiko cook dinner. "When are we gonna eat?" Kagome sweat-dropped. This had been going on for the past few minutes...or hours...she couldn't tell the difference.

"Not for a while Shippo. Why don't you go play with Souten and the others?" Kagome responded, turning to him. Keiko and Yukina giggled slightly. Kagome was like his mother...

"Why not?" Shippo asked, his eyes getting big and round...and watery. Kagome inwardly groaned...sometimes Shippo could be too cute to live...and that's probably why she loved him, almost as if he was her son...

"Why don't you just go play with Souten and the others?" Kagome repeated, trying to urge Shippo along. Shippo heaved a dramatic sigh and walked into the woods. Kagome now noticed Keiko and Yukina were giggling and shook her head. "What's so funny you two?" She asked, turning to the giggling girls.

"He's so cute...how can you not answer his question?" Keiko giggled. Kagome sweat-dropped and rolled her eyes.

"Are you SURE you don't just have a thing for kitsune youkai?" Kagome smirked as Keiko blushed deeply.

"Well...I...uh..." Keiko stuttered, causing Kagome to giggle herself.

With Sango

"HIRAIKOTSU!" Sango threw her giant boomerang (I love that weapon...) towards Botan, who took out her oar and easily dodged it by flying up. Shizuru rolled her eyes and shifted her position so that she was more comfortable; the tree she was leaning on wasn't helping much. Kilala watched the training session from Shizuru's shoulder.

"One day Botan is going to get it..." Shizuru shook her head. "She can't just fly out of danger all of the time." Kilala mewed in agreement.

Botan jumped off her oar and a pink aura surrounded her. "SPIRIT GLAIVE!" A glaive made of pink spirit energy was held in Botan's hands. Smirking, Botan charged for Sango. They traded blow for blow, neither one of them actually getting hit. Suddenly, Botan jumped up and struck Sango in the shoulder, and backed off, in a much more relaxed position, and her spirit glaive disappeared.

"You're getting better." Sango complimented, observing her wound for a second before putting down Hiraikotsu. Botan smiled a little and once again brought out her oar and began floating on it. It was odd...a blue-haired pink-eyed ferry girl flying on an oar was dressed as a youkai slayer. Things just seemed to be getting weirder and weirder.

"Well...I had to learn to fight sometime..." Botan smiled and turned to Shizuru. "You're turn!" Shizuru rolled her eyes.

"You are way too perky." Shizuru said to Botan as she walked towards Sango. "Well, let's get this over with." Shizuru muttered and formed her spirit weapon. (A.N. I don't know what they are called, but if any of you play Soul Calibur 2...they are like Talim's weapons...).

With Koenma

Koenma observed his surroundings in distaste. He never was one of the outdoors types, and he never thought he'd be in the Northern Territory in his teenage form. He saw smoke from what he guessed was a campfire a mile or so ahead of him, in other words...it wasn't too long of a walk. Sighing, he threw his cape back behind him and continued forward. "Kagome, you've got a lot explaining to do."

With Kagome

Dinner had been served and everyone was somewhere around the campfire. Kagome was currently leaning on Yusuke gently and was enjoying every split second of it. She would enjoy it even more if she didn't have such an ominous feeling...

"Kagome...what's wrong?" Yusuke asked quietly, so no one else could hear. Kagome smiled weakly and looked up into his brown eyes.

"It's just a weird feeling I have..." Kagome muttered. "Probably nothing to worry about though." Yusuke shrugged, not really caring at all, since he was really too tired to think straight. Though, if you asked somebody who knew him well enough, times that he thought straight were rarities.

Light chatter surrounded them, so no one was able to hear the rustle of bushes behind them, until one rather demanding voice spoke out.

"KAGOME! YUSUKE! YOU HAD BETTER EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL THIS IS ALL ABOUT!" Kagome and Yusuke both whirled around and Kagome screamed for a second and jumped into Yusuke's lap.

"KOENMA?!?" The ruler of all of Makai, under his father, in his teenage form, glared at them.

"Kurama, Hiei, Botan, that goes for you too." Botan's right eye started to twitch as she laughed nervously.

"What are you talking about, your majesty?" She tried to butter him up, but with the twitching eye and the fact that she looked like a teenager trying her best to get out of trouble didn't help.

"Botan, I wasn't born yesterday." Koenma glared at the blue-haired ferry girl.

"You were born the day before I died..." Yusuke muttered under his breath, sarcastically. "It's practically the same thing." Kagome stifled a nervous giggle, as she heard the comment. Koenma whirled on Yusuke.

"SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU ARE IN THE DEEPEST WATER! ESPECIALLY KAGOME!" Kagome paled considerably and tried to get farther away from Koenma, and getting even closer to Yusuke. Yusuke was glaring at Koenma as he took Kagome and sat her next to him, and Yukina, who comforted the girl as Yusuke marched up to Koenma.

"YOU ARE NOT DOING ANYTHING TO KAGOME! YA HERE ME?" Yusuke reached up and grabbed the front of Koenma's shirt.

"Yusuke, I would advise you not do that." Kurama pried Yusuke's hands off of Koenma and Yusuke glared at both of them before returning to his seat beside Kagome. "Koenma, who knows you are out here?" Kurama asked the demi-god, who crossed his arms and glared slightly at Kurama.

"If you wanted to know, then only Gorge and Ayame." Everyone, besides Botan, turned Ayame, the wolf youkai, in a surprised manner.

"He's lying! I didn't know he knew that we were here! I've never even seen him before!" Ayame defended herself, as Kouga growled at everyone for the almost accusing glares they gave Ayame.

"Not you. Another ferry-girl I work with." Botan explained. "Sorry for the confusion." She turned back to Koenma. "Koenma, are you sure it's safe for you to be out here?"

"What about you Botan? As far as I know, you aren't that skilled with anything except for hitting people with baseball bats and flying."

Kagome could have sworn that Koenma had steam coming out of his ears.

Yusuke thought Botan was going to explode from rage.

"I want you all to explain to me what is going on, and who exactly are all of you." Everyone, except for the Reikai Tentei (minus Kagome, who was still as white as a sheet) were more or less afraid as the demi-god, not actually ever have met him.

All in all, things just got worse.

End of Chappie

Yusuke: THAT WAS SO SHORT!

TYN: Your point?

Yusuke: YOU SHOULD WRITE LONGER CHAPTERS!

TYN: I would, but first of all...I have a time limit, I'm only allowed on during the weekends, and I've been BUSY!

Yusuke: DOING WHAT???

TYN: If you MUST know...

Yusuke: Oh, I do.

TYN: This week is homecoming week...

Yusuke: SO?

TYN: Whatever! JUST SAY YOUR LINE!

Yusuke: Read and Review!