Interesting chapter... btw, I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!

"So... you fancy Ron?" Hermione said, quietly.

"Yeah." Seamus replied, sheepily.

"He has grown a lot..." Hermione said with a dreamy look on her face.

Seamus gave her a look that just screamed "Mine, don't touch!"

Seamus had a strange dream that night.

Seamus was at some sort of muggle event, probably a dance or something. Ron was there and Jake was, too.

Ron walked up to Seamus. Seamus' heart fluttered.

"Um... hi..." Ron said.

"Yeah... hey..." Seamus replied.

"Seamus, I'm not going to beat around the bush, I like you and have for a while and was wondering if you'd like to go out with me." Ron said.

Seamus was trying very, VERY hard not to hop up and down right now. "Yes." He said. "Definitely yes!"

After that they took the bus to Seamus' house. Not the Knight Bus, but a regular muggle bus. They were kissing, touching, and giggling the whole way home.

Seamus woke up disappointed. He hated that feeling. Having a great dream and waking to find that none of it was real.

He didn't think that even Trelawney could tell him what that dream meant. It was so strange. What was stranger was what Seamus had found out during his dream. He. Loved. Ron. He'd never loved anyone before. He was just, "Hogwarts Resident Bisexual Whore" just about everyone had fucked him. He'd had his heart broken several times though every time he met someone new he thought 'Maybe this person was his one and only.'

He watched Ron sleep for a while before falling asleep again.

Seamus awoke to the sound of Dean yelling.

"How can you not appreciate someone like Seamus!" Dean yelled at Ron.

"I never said that!" Ron said.

"Then why won't you let him go out-"Seamus prepared himself for the last part of the sentence. "for the Quidditch Team!"

"Because he's not very good!" yelled Ron.

Seamus let out a sigh and stared at Ron, standing in nothing, but pajama pants. Seamus was grateful. He longed to get out of bed and grab Ron, take off the plaid pajama pants and give him the blow job of his life, but decided against it.

It was then that Ron shot him a look of what could have been lust. Dean noticed and left for breakfast with Harry and Neville.

"G'morning Ron" Seamus said.

"H-hi Sh-Seamus" Ron replied.

Seamus decided to find out what exactly it was that Ron was feeling right that moment.

Seamus got out of bed and stretched he slowly removed his shirt and watched Ron intently. Ron stared awestruck at Seamus' lean body. Seamus smiled at this.

'Maybe being the school slut has its advantages...' he thought to himself, 'You learn the art of seduction quickly.'

He moved closer to Ron and cupped his face in his hand. "I love you." He said, before closing the gap between the two boy's faces.

Ron pulled away quickly. "Bloody hell Seamus!" Ron yelled.

"What..." Seamus said, with a hurt look on his face.

"What the hell was that?!" Ron screamed. His face suddenly changed. "You call that a kiss?"

Ron leaned in and kissed Seamus again. He licked Seamus' bottom lip, pleading for entry. Seamus gave it.

"Ron, we have class!" Seamus moaned.

"We'll skip." Ron said.

Seamus kissed and licked Ron's navel before undoing his pants. He took off Ron's boxers and admired his prize, a large arousal begging to be touched, licked, and sucked. He complied.

Seamus awoke in Ron's arms. He felt safe and warm and loved. He looked up to find a half-naked Harry standing in front of him with a look of pure horror. No not horror, more surprise.

"Um hi..." Harry said. When Seamus thought things couldn't get any weirder, they did. A fully naked Draco Malfoy walked out of the dormitory bathroom.

"Um Harry, what's going on?" Seamus asked.

Seamus saw the embarrassed look on Draco's face. They hadn't talked since Draco'd fucked him in 5th year.

"Draco and I are sorta-kinda together..." Harry said.

"WHAT?!" Ron exclaimed. "You and the ferret?! Gross!"

Draco was pissed. "Yeah that's almost as weird as you and the whore!" Draco yelled.

Seamus looked hurt.

"Don't bring him into this..." Ron warned.

Seamus decided to stand up for himself. "Oh, so now I'm the whore?! I remember you calling me the king when we fucked in 5th year..." Seamus declared. Seamus picked up some clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Draco turned beet red. "You had sex with Seamus in 5th year?" Harry asked "We were together in 5th year."

"I know and I'm sorry," Draco said. It's just that you never paid attention and I knew about Seamus' reputation and I don't know..."

"So you cheated on me?" Harry asked. "How much sense does that make?"

"None, I'm sorry!" Draco pleaded.

"Save it Draco, its over." Harry said. "Get out."

"But-"Draco began. "Shut up and get out!" Harry yelled.