VG: Hello, my fine readers! Wussup? I am very pleased to see you all
here! In this chappie, we will...
Large Potted Plant: *rustles, and in a whisper* Voice one: OW! Thad wad by node!!! Voice two: S-sorry! And shh!! She's looking at us!!
VG: What a large potted plant! I wasn't notified we had a new plant...I must have missed the memo...
Potted Plant: 0_0U V1: Memo?! V2: SHUDDUP!!!
VG: OH MY GOD!!
PP: _
VG: I read that when a plant talks, it needs water!
PP: O_o *Gets water dumped on them*V1: I'M DROWNING!!! V2: No, you're not, you idiot!!!
VG: *Looks closer* HOLY CRAP!!! JAMES!! JIMBOB!!! SPIES!!!
James: YOU JUST HAD TO YELL THAT YOU'RE DROWNING, DIDN'T YOU??!
Jimbob: I'M SORRY!! THAT'S A CUSTOM IN JIMBOBWAY!!!
VG: SHUT UP!! I WILL NOW HAVE TO INDUCE HORRIBLE PAINFUL TORTURE AND INJURY ON YOU, WITH PAIN ON THE SIDE!!!
James: SAYS WHO??!
VG: Says the manual. *holds up large book*
Jimbob: NO ONE READS THE MANUAL!!
VG: I DO!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOW PREPARE TO SUFFAH!! ************************************************************************
"w-WHAT?!" Andrea screeched. Her mind raced. How could she cover this up?! Suddenly, she had an idea. "Y-you didn't let me finish! What I was saying was: I'm not a-sayin' anything like that!"
Piccolo blinked at her. Gohan blinked at her.
"So...am I still going to die?"
"Uh..no...I don't think Saiyans are that stupid..." Piccolo said, eyeing her suspiciously.
"So what's a Saiyan?" Andrea said, blissfully unaware she was just called stupid. All she was concerned about was covering up her little screw up.
"We can't tell you that a Saiyan is an evil alien from outer space that wants to kill all humankind and sell our planet on E-bay. You can't know that," Gohan piped up.
"Not E-bay!! You just told her, you incompetent brat!" Piccolo snapped.
"So now what?" Andrea thought.
"I still don't know how you got here..." Piccolo said.
"I told you! I was sleeping, and I woke up here! I was...kidnapped...yeah, kidnapped!" Andrea said, marveling at how brilliant she was.
"Hmph...well, since this brat spilled everything, I might as well tell you...My name's Piccolo. This is...uh...the brat..." Piccolo said lowly.
"NO! I'm Gohan!" Gohan said, glaring at Piccolo.
"My name? Well, I don't know if I should tell you. I don't even know you..." Andrea said, searching her mind for a good name.
"Spill it, now, or die,"
"My name's...uh...wait, didn't I already tell you?" Andrea said.
"Yeah, but I forgot what it was already, as did the brat," Piccolo said rather sheepishly.
"Kara," Andrea said, suddenly. It was a good thing, too. If she they hadn't forgotten her name, she'd be stuck with her normal name.
"Welcome to the fold," Piccolo said sarcastically. "Now siddown, this is gonna take a while..."
"No, just keep sparring. If these whatever-you-called-'ems are really going to destroy all human kind, then you better keep at it!" she said.
"Hmph...fine, then. You do have a point. C'mon, Brat!" Piccolo said, and immediately started to throw hits at Gohan.
Andrea just watched. After a while, a piece of her hair was falling down in her face, so she brushed it off. Then she pulled it back. Then she quietly got up and went to scream somewhere.
"HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP!!! MY HAIR IS NOT PURPLE!! WHY IS MY HAIR PURPLE?! WHY IS-YO!" she said, and stopped as she looked at her reflection in the pool of water. Her hair was a Trunks color purple, and she was REALLY good looking.
"Oh! Now I get it! I've died and gone to heaven! Stupid me!" she thought, now relieved. So she walked over to where the two were sparring. Gohan was spent.
"You," Piccolo said. "Are pathetic." Gohan just plopped on the ground and huffed and puffed himself to sleep. ".takes after his father."
"What?" Andrea said.
"Nothing. Now look. I'm not going to let you sit around and watch. You might as well be useful for something. Now get up, and try to defend yourself!" Piccolo said, going into a fighting stance.
"Look, the only time I fought was six years ago, in bad Karate lessons!!" Andrea whined, backing up.
"That's going to change. ReadysetGO!" Piccolo barked, and immediately started punching and kicking. Andrea tried as she might, but only succeeded in blocking two punches out of 13,459,721.
"Hmph...at least you blocked something..." Piccolo said, as Andrea dropped to the ground herself and moaned.
Pain arched through every part of her body, but soon died down. "He must've gone easy on me or something..." Andrea thought.
"I'd prefer not to do that again..." she said, and sat up.
"Then too bad, kid. You're stuck with us for six months, and that's what we're going to do...for six months," Piccolo said, folding his arms.
"Ugh..." moaned Andrea, and dropped to the ground again. ************************************************************************
VG: Okie dokie! There you have it!
James: NOOO!! NO! MAKE IT STOP!!
Jimbob: THE HORROR!! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!!
VG: SHUDDUP!! YOU'LL WATCH THE WHOLE ARCHIVE OF BARNEY AND FRIENDS FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!
Barney on TV: I wuv 'oo! 'Oo wuv me! Weew a happy famawee! Wif a gweat big hug an' a kiss from me to 'oo! Won't 'oo say 'oo wuv me too?! YAY!!
James+Jimbob: GAH!!
VG: ^_^ R/R please! *screams are heard in the background* OH YEAH!! I'm going to change my penname to one of these: Dark Fire, Krimson Fire, Dark Dragon, Amethyst Moon, Krystal Fire, or Kitsune of Fire. Tell me in your review which one you like best. See Ya!
Large Potted Plant: *rustles, and in a whisper* Voice one: OW! Thad wad by node!!! Voice two: S-sorry! And shh!! She's looking at us!!
VG: What a large potted plant! I wasn't notified we had a new plant...I must have missed the memo...
Potted Plant: 0_0U V1: Memo?! V2: SHUDDUP!!!
VG: OH MY GOD!!
PP: _
VG: I read that when a plant talks, it needs water!
PP: O_o *Gets water dumped on them*V1: I'M DROWNING!!! V2: No, you're not, you idiot!!!
VG: *Looks closer* HOLY CRAP!!! JAMES!! JIMBOB!!! SPIES!!!
James: YOU JUST HAD TO YELL THAT YOU'RE DROWNING, DIDN'T YOU??!
Jimbob: I'M SORRY!! THAT'S A CUSTOM IN JIMBOBWAY!!!
VG: SHUT UP!! I WILL NOW HAVE TO INDUCE HORRIBLE PAINFUL TORTURE AND INJURY ON YOU, WITH PAIN ON THE SIDE!!!
James: SAYS WHO??!
VG: Says the manual. *holds up large book*
Jimbob: NO ONE READS THE MANUAL!!
VG: I DO!! MUAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOW PREPARE TO SUFFAH!! ************************************************************************
"w-WHAT?!" Andrea screeched. Her mind raced. How could she cover this up?! Suddenly, she had an idea. "Y-you didn't let me finish! What I was saying was: I'm not a-sayin' anything like that!"
Piccolo blinked at her. Gohan blinked at her.
"So...am I still going to die?"
"Uh..no...I don't think Saiyans are that stupid..." Piccolo said, eyeing her suspiciously.
"So what's a Saiyan?" Andrea said, blissfully unaware she was just called stupid. All she was concerned about was covering up her little screw up.
"We can't tell you that a Saiyan is an evil alien from outer space that wants to kill all humankind and sell our planet on E-bay. You can't know that," Gohan piped up.
"Not E-bay!! You just told her, you incompetent brat!" Piccolo snapped.
"So now what?" Andrea thought.
"I still don't know how you got here..." Piccolo said.
"I told you! I was sleeping, and I woke up here! I was...kidnapped...yeah, kidnapped!" Andrea said, marveling at how brilliant she was.
"Hmph...well, since this brat spilled everything, I might as well tell you...My name's Piccolo. This is...uh...the brat..." Piccolo said lowly.
"NO! I'm Gohan!" Gohan said, glaring at Piccolo.
"My name? Well, I don't know if I should tell you. I don't even know you..." Andrea said, searching her mind for a good name.
"Spill it, now, or die,"
"My name's...uh...wait, didn't I already tell you?" Andrea said.
"Yeah, but I forgot what it was already, as did the brat," Piccolo said rather sheepishly.
"Kara," Andrea said, suddenly. It was a good thing, too. If she they hadn't forgotten her name, she'd be stuck with her normal name.
"Welcome to the fold," Piccolo said sarcastically. "Now siddown, this is gonna take a while..."
"No, just keep sparring. If these whatever-you-called-'ems are really going to destroy all human kind, then you better keep at it!" she said.
"Hmph...fine, then. You do have a point. C'mon, Brat!" Piccolo said, and immediately started to throw hits at Gohan.
Andrea just watched. After a while, a piece of her hair was falling down in her face, so she brushed it off. Then she pulled it back. Then she quietly got up and went to scream somewhere.
"HOLY CRAP, HOLY CRAP!!! MY HAIR IS NOT PURPLE!! WHY IS MY HAIR PURPLE?! WHY IS-YO!" she said, and stopped as she looked at her reflection in the pool of water. Her hair was a Trunks color purple, and she was REALLY good looking.
"Oh! Now I get it! I've died and gone to heaven! Stupid me!" she thought, now relieved. So she walked over to where the two were sparring. Gohan was spent.
"You," Piccolo said. "Are pathetic." Gohan just plopped on the ground and huffed and puffed himself to sleep. ".takes after his father."
"What?" Andrea said.
"Nothing. Now look. I'm not going to let you sit around and watch. You might as well be useful for something. Now get up, and try to defend yourself!" Piccolo said, going into a fighting stance.
"Look, the only time I fought was six years ago, in bad Karate lessons!!" Andrea whined, backing up.
"That's going to change. ReadysetGO!" Piccolo barked, and immediately started punching and kicking. Andrea tried as she might, but only succeeded in blocking two punches out of 13,459,721.
"Hmph...at least you blocked something..." Piccolo said, as Andrea dropped to the ground herself and moaned.
Pain arched through every part of her body, but soon died down. "He must've gone easy on me or something..." Andrea thought.
"I'd prefer not to do that again..." she said, and sat up.
"Then too bad, kid. You're stuck with us for six months, and that's what we're going to do...for six months," Piccolo said, folding his arms.
"Ugh..." moaned Andrea, and dropped to the ground again. ************************************************************************
VG: Okie dokie! There you have it!
James: NOOO!! NO! MAKE IT STOP!!
Jimbob: THE HORROR!! THE ABSOLUTE HORROR!!!
VG: SHUDDUP!! YOU'LL WATCH THE WHOLE ARCHIVE OF BARNEY AND FRIENDS FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!
Barney on TV: I wuv 'oo! 'Oo wuv me! Weew a happy famawee! Wif a gweat big hug an' a kiss from me to 'oo! Won't 'oo say 'oo wuv me too?! YAY!!
James+Jimbob: GAH!!
VG: ^_^ R/R please! *screams are heard in the background* OH YEAH!! I'm going to change my penname to one of these: Dark Fire, Krimson Fire, Dark Dragon, Amethyst Moon, Krystal Fire, or Kitsune of Fire. Tell me in your review which one you like best. See Ya!