Creating Some Birthday Mayhem
By CreativelyCrazy and Royal (not an user)
Summary: Fred and George Weasley create a plot for some April Fools' mayhem...Hogwarts has a spirit week...Ron and Hermione become lovesick idiots (and not for each other)...can you say birthday madness? Format inspired by Anya's NQM. Read and Review!
A/Ns:
Julia: The insane parts are NOT mine.
Royal: Keep in mind I only wrote HALF of this.
Many thanks to our first reviewers: Katie and Martha!
DISCLAIMER: The coolest things in the world are not ours.
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Chapter 2: A SPIRIT WEEK?!?!?To: The Moronic Idiot
From: The Idiotic Moron
Subject: Hehehee
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March 26 8:28 AM
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!!!! IF SHE STINKING PUT A MEMORY CHARM ON ME THEN HOW COME I REMEMBER THE DAMN PLOT IN THE FIRST PLACE??!!?!?!? MEMORY CHARMS ARE SUPPOSED TO ERASE ALL UR DAMN MEMORIES!!!!!! calms down Ok.. Now tell me exactly what the darn potion is supposed to be used for? And just to tell u, Hermione doesnt like Ickle Ronniekins anymore. She told me. See??!?!? How would I remember that if she put a charm on me? Oh and you'll NEVER know who she likes. Sorry girls code of honor puts hands on hips... Uhhh I mean just CODE of honor, not GIRLS' code of honor.. ehehe.....
Gulps
Gred
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To: Prof Snape
From: Prof McGongagall
Subject: Erm.. A bit busy
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March 26 9:13 AM
Uhhh... I would do that immediately if I wasnt somewhat busy right now...
C'mon professor!! Help us here! This is way too complicated!
Uhhh... Yes.. Very very busy. Excuse me.
M. McGongall
Ps- It seems as though I gave Ms. Patil and Ms. Brown the idea of making a love potion. So obviously it was someone else that stole the ingredients. Good luck.
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To: The TRULY moronic idiot
From: The only smart one around here
Subject: You REALLY need to brush up on your memory charm theories
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March 26 9:37 AM
A memory charm will NOT remove all your memories! Mattering on how strong it was it will only do a frame of time. And Hermione likes Ronniekins still. And there's no such thing as the "girls code of honor." I'd tell you all these valuable secrets, but sorry. Females' codes of fealty.
The smart one
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To: Albus Dumbledore
From: Prof. Snape
Subject: Love Potions
Att: Subject: Erm.. A bit busy
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March 26 9:56 AM
Headmaster, please. Be reasonable and tell Minerva to confiscate the potion.
Severus
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To: All Students
From: Professor Dumbledore
Subject: Spirit Week
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Hello students,
This year Hogwarts will be hosting a spirit week. Some of the spirit days will be:
-Signs
-Give Me Wooly Socks Day
-Muggle Clothes Day
By the by, there will be a ball at the end of the spirit week. The theme will be randomly chosen from student suggestions.
Albus Dumbledore
Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
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A/N: This was a pretty short chapter, I know... but all for the better. Read and review!