Creating Some Birthday Mayhem

By CreativelyCrazy and Royal (not a user)

Summary: Fred and George Weasley create a plot for some April Fools' mayhem...Hogwarts has a spirit week...Ron and Hermione become lovesick idiots (and not for each other)...can you say birthday madness? Format inspired by Anya's NQM. Read and Review!

A/Ns:

Julia: The insane parts are NOT mine.

Royal: Keep in mind I only wrote HALF of this.

Many thanks to our reviewers!

Shmibby: Yes, Fred and George DO rock. And they fit the part of prankster masterminds perfectly.

Aaliyah-Charity: We're glad you think so.

DISCLAIMER: The coolest things in the world are not ours.

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Chapter 2: Trusting No One

To: The Complete and utter Moronic Idiot

From: Someone

Subject: Eh

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March 26 10:23 AM

Hey u know what?? Whatever. There IS a girls code of honor, Angelina told me about it. So did Lee. And now Hermione. And Hermione SERIOUSLY doesnt like Ronniekins anymore. Would it freak you out to know that she likes Snape? JOKING! Like that would ever happen. Eh, at least I hope not. Anyway, for the third time in a freaking row, tell me: What is the potion for??!?!?!?!?! And I seriously don't care about the stupid Memory Charm is. Unlike you, I actually uphold the honor of Trouble-maker-chief and actually NOT listen to the teachers when they teach.

Forever doomed

The Idiotic Moron

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To: THE BASHFULLY MORONIC IDIOT

From: The only sober person....

Subject: Memory charm

Att:Re:Subject: Our charming little ruse...

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March 26 10:34 AM

-points to attatchment- It's all there. Read. Destroy. And Hermione DOES like Ronnikins. I have sources. Sources that update every hour. Oh yes, are you asking Angelina to the ball? I'm planning on asking Alicia....

Forge

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To: Severus Snape

From: Albus Dumbledore

Subject: The Love Potions

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March 26 11:03 AM

They have been confiscated and the perpetrators reprimanded. By Filch, no less.

Albus

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To: Forge

From: Gred

Subject: Now we're totally screwed

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March 26 11:21 AM

AAAAAAHHHHHHH .. I just hacked into Dumbledore's Mmail Files and I found them talking about someone making a love potion because of missing ingredients from Snape. But the strange part is that Snape said that Filch caught them. And I'm VERY sure Filch didnt catch us right? And Hermione is loyal and she won't snitch. I swear, u can have my head if she does. And yes I am asking Angelina. Even though Lee will probably rip me to shreds

For the 4th time, what's the darn potion for????!?!?!!? and Hermione doesnt like Ron. I SWEAR! I dont care about your sources, they were misguided. My sources update every 30 min. and she does not, I repeat NOT like Ron.

Gred

Ps- What's the potion for????

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To: The Person Who Doesn't Read Attachments

From: The Person Who Does

Subject: I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!!

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March 26 11:58 AM

LOOK YOU TWIT!!! READ THE ATTACHMENT!!!!!

Oh, and the hacking into old Dumbledumb's email? Wicked.

I guess someone else also stole ingredients? This is just getting stranger and stranger...

We will put the spell-not the potion, the spell would be stronger- in effect one week before the ball?

Forge

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To: Hermione Granger

From: Lavender Brown

Subject: The ball

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March 26 12:35 PM

Are you going to ask Ron to the ball? If not, Dean's taken.

Hold on. Are you even GOING to the ball?

Lav

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To: To the future Mrs. Dean

From: Hermy

Subject: Ball

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March 26 1:24 PM

No I am not. And I already asked someone else and he said yes. And SERIOUSLY I do NOT like Ron no more. Gaaahhh people are so one sided sometimes.

Hermy

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To: Forge

From: Gred

Subject: Ahahahaha

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March 26 1:31 PM

Hehe finally I do something to fit youur standards -note sarcasm-. Anyway, I love this new hacking thing. Hermione in her Mmails to Lavender even said she won't ask Ickle Ronniekins to the ball. She already asked someone else and they agreed.. HA BEAT THAT YOU IDIOTIC MORONIC IDIOT!

From the ebilest of the ebil,

Gred

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A/N: This was kind of an empty chapter...just filler things it may seem...but they're pretty important to the so-called plot. So clickie that little review button and we will post the next chapter ASAP!!!