Creating Some Birthday Mayhem
By CreativelyCrazy and Royal (not a user)
Summary: Fred and George Weasley create a plot for some April Fools' mayhem...Hogwarts has a spirit week...Ron and Hermione become lovesick idiots (and not for each other)...can you say birthday madness? Format inspired by Anya's NQM. Read and Review!
A/Ns:
Julia: The insane parts are NOT mine.
Royal: Keep in mind I only wrote HALF of this.
Many thanks to our reviewers!
Martha: Yes, we are updating as of now.
DISCLAIMER: The coolest things in the world are not ours.
BIG HUGE A/N THAT MIGHT AFFECT THE STORY: Due to some laziness and mix ups we cannot put time stamps on the Mmails. SO sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 4: Pre-Insanity (aka Spirit Week) CrazinessTo: Gred
From: Forge
Subject: Still an Unbeliever
How do I know it's not you who's impersonating Hermione?
I have put the Love Spell on the School. Spirit week starts Sunday (day after tomorrow) The first theme is Pet Day. So watch out. What if people fall in love with Hagrid's Blast Ended Skrewts? Well, all part of the Spirit Week spirit. ;)
Oh yes, we will not be hit by the spell if we wear a KICK ME sign on our backs for at least an hour.
Forge
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To: Prof. Dumbledore
From: Justin Finch-Fletchley
Subject: Ball Idea
My idea for the ball theme is...cross dressing.
Justin
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To: Ginny Weasley
From: Parvati Patil
Subject: The ball?
You're going to take Harry? If not, Seamus and Dean are taken so far. Surprisingly, Hermione's not asking Ron. Hand over that Galleon, Gin.
Parvati
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To: Severus Snape
From: Minerva McGonagall
Subject: Fun-Sucker
I don't like you at all.
Minerva
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To: Forge
From: Gred
Subject: ....
Cause I just heard Parvati trying to get Hermione to tell her who it is that she's taking when they were going to Herbology... Hehehe.. I am so glad I got that premonition in inventing Extendable Ears. SO very useful when it comes to eavesdropping. And all I have to do is thank Trelawny for it. Heh, I cannot believe that old bat actually IS a Seer.
Forever a Believer,
Gred
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To: Gred
From: Forge
Subject: KICK ME
Ok, so Trelawney said you make Galleons on those Extendables. Whatever. So the spell is in effect at midnight tonight. (I cast it yesterday but it takes a day to take effect) Remember. Wear the sign no matter how stupid you think it will make you look.
Forge
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To: All Students
From: Prof. Dumbledore
Subject: Spirit Week!
Tomorrow marks the beginning of spirit week! Our first spirit day will be themed "Signs." You will wear signs on your back for the day, and anyone armed with a permanent marking pen or wand may change the sign. Get into the spirit!!
Professor Dumbledore
P.S. Keep sending in your ball suggestions!
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To: Prof.Dumbledore
From: Ginny Weasley
Subject: Ball idea
Can we do leather? It's a Muggle material that's soft and is make out of the skin of a cow. Very stylish.
Ginny
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To: Hermione Granger
From: Parvati Patil
Subject: Harry and Ginny
Are you ready? Ok, so Filch hung us from our hair in the dungeons but we salvaged a bit of the potion. I've got the chocolate frog here, and you have Ginny's chocolate egg from her mother as an early Easter gift. We'll get it done tomorrow.
Parvati
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To: Forge
From:Gred
Subject: ....something or other
Hehehe.. Oh yes... I will wear the sign tomorrow thanks to dear old Dumbles Spirit Week. Before I thought it was stupid but now I think the man's a genius! Well he is a bit crazy though no? Do you think he knows about the spell?? I mean, why would he use THIS of all things for Spirit Week?? Hermione still thinks we're using the potion so she couldn't've told... Hmmmm... Wow.. This actually got me thinking
See you in Forever and a day
Gred
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To: Dumbledore
From: The-Boy-Who-Lived
Subject: Ball
I think we should do a mistletoe themed ball.. At least it'll actually be worth going there
Harry
"I mocked Voldemort! Ask me how!"
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To: Gred
From: Forge
Subject: The Signs...a warning
Remember. ANYONE can change your sign and you may not know. I recommend you wear it while asleep so you will be immune and still get your sign changed.
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To: Professor Dumbledore
From: Susan Bones
Subject: Ball theme
Could we do a Medieval ball? Like fantasy maiden dresses and men wearing tights?
Susan
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To: Professor Dumbledore
From: Professor Snape
Subject: Yes, I know I'm whining...
Do the teachers HAVE to participate in the whole sign thing?? I know you said we had to but PLEEEEAAASE. Oh forget it.
Severus
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A/N: In the next chapter the insanity will probably begin. So we will try to update as soon as we can....and once again we're sorry about the whole timestamp thing.