By CreativelyCrazy and Royal (not an user)
Summary: Fred and George Weasley create a plot for some April Fools' mayhem...Hogwarts has a spirit week...Ron and Hermione become lovesick idiots (and not for each other)...can you say birthday madness? Format inspired by Anya's NQM. Read and Review!
A/Ns:
Royal: Uhhh.."Hmm... McGonagall and Snape?!?! Hey, J, what the heck were we thinking?!?!?"
Julia: "Yeah, but Trelawney's outburst was your fault!"
Royal: -smirks- -gasps- Uh oh, we better stop talking NOW... Too many spoilers... -shifty eyes-
Julia: You're right. We'll stop talking now so you can get on to the story. -shuts up-
Many thanks to our reviewers! None this time? We're sad now...
DISCLAIMER: Hi!! I'm JK Rowling!! So yes I own Harry Potter. -lawyers attack with lawsuits-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -runs and hides under desk- WE'RE JOKING WE'RE JOKING!!! WE'RE NOT JK ROWLING AND WE DONT OWN HARRY POTTER!
BIG HUGE A/N THAT MIGHT AFFECT THE STORY: Due to some laziness and mix ups we cannot put time stamps on the Mmails. SO sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 5: Love and RevengeTo: Forge
From: Gred
Subject...
Hmmmm Well... Then I'll just put a Disillusionment Charm on the darn sign so no one'll know that I AM wearing one and they cant change it. And to make things ever SAFER, I'll put an Unchangeable Spell on the damn thing. So, there is no way to "break" the love spell until... what? 24 hours?
Gred
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To: The-Boy-Who-Lived
From: Dear old Dumbles
Subject: Glad
Hello Harry, I'm finally glad that u are actually mentioned in the story for once!
Anyway, exactly HOW did u mock my arch foe?
Groovy new Dumbledore.
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To: Harry
From: Gred
Subject: HOW!?!?!!?
How did u get his Mmail Address??!?! I wanna mock him!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, how did YOU mock him?
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To: Gred
From: Forge
CC: All Gryffindor Boys EXCEPT Harry Potter
Subject: Betting Pool
Who is going to take the ever-famous Boy Who Lived to the ball? Send us your answer along with your bet. And keep your lips sealed. This message is under the Fidelius Charm.
Get guessing!
Gred and Forge
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To: Harry Potter
From: Dean Thomas
Subject: Who are you taking?
Who are you taking to the ball? Parvati and Lavender are taken. So are Angelina, Alicia, and Katie. coughaskginnycough
Dean
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To: Gred
From: Forge
Subject: Uh oh....
I messed up the love spell. It's going to last for the whole of the spirit week. Darn it. Got your sign on?
Forge
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To: Lavender
From: Parvati
Subject: Have you noticed?
I saw Hermione in Potions. Staring at RON. And DROOLING. Yikes!
Seamus looks so.... good today. I can't believe I get to take him to the ball!!! I'm the luckiest girl in the world!
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To: Prof. Dumbledore
From: Harry Potter
Subject: Scratch my old ball Idea
A love theme would be much better. Ginny would love that. Did I just type that? Oh well. I love Ginny.
Harry Potter
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To: Prof. Trelawney
From: Minnie
Subject: I need a vision
Do you think Sevvie and I have a future together?
SEVERUS SEVERUS SEVERUS SEVERUS SEVERUS SEVERUS SEVERUS!!!!
I LOVE SNAPE!!!
Minnie (aka Snape Lover)
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To: All Students, Heads of House
From: Prof. Dumbledore
Subject: Your signs
Signs day has been a success! There was a minor drawback, though. Many students sported signs that read I LOVE !!!!!! I have reason to believe this is the effect of a love spell. Therefore tomorrow will be Share the Love day! Kiss, hug, and love your way through the day!
Professor Dumbledore
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To: Parvati
From: Lavender
Subject: you saw wrong
Eh... We're in the same potions class no??? I saw myself that she was staring AND drooling at the guy NEXT to Ron. And I actually went back to the dungeons to test your angle, and it WOULD look like she was staring at Ron. But nooooooooo... She was staring at -Oh well, you know...
Lavender
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To: Minnie
From: Sibyll
Subject: Hmmm... The fates have informed me....
HA! Like I'm going to tell YOU! After all the bitter and resenting insults you sent my way, do you think that there's even a chance in nine hells that I would tell you?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA DREAM ON SISTER!!!!!!!!! Anyway, now I have HUGE blackmail on you. Everytime you even DARE to insult me, I'll just threaten you... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
Love, -note sarcasm-
Sibyll
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A/N: Bwahahahahah! Trelawney scores!!!!! Now review, people, REVIEW!!!