By CreativelyCrazy and Royal (not an ffdotnet user)
Summary: Fred and George Weasley create a plot for some April Fools' mayhem...Hogwarts has a spirit week...Ron and Hermione become lovesick idiots (and not for each other)...can you say birthday madness? Format inspired by Anya's NQM. Read and Review!
A/Ns:
Julia: The insane parts are NOT mine.
Royal: Keep in mind I only wrote HALF of this.
Many thanks to our reviewers!None this time? We're sad now...
DISCLAIMER: Disclaimer: Hi!! I'm JK Rowling!! So yes I own Harry Potter. -lawyers attack with lawsuits-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -runs and hides under desk- I'M JOKING I'M JOKING!!! I'M NOT JK ROWLING AND WE DONT OWN HARRY POTTER!
BIG HUGE A/N THAT MIGHT AFFECT THE STORY: Due to some laziness and mix ups we cannot put time stamps on the Mmails. SO sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About our slooooooooww updating: It's all Royal's fault. Basically, I (Julia), am blackmailing her to finish her site. When she gets her layout up or updates her site, I'll put up a chapter of this fic. Tell us what you think of this!
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Chapter 6: Bad News?To: Harry
From: Parvati
Subject: I have information from a source.....
THAT RON ASKED CHO TO THE BALL?!??!?! IS THIS TRUE!?!?!?! IT BETTER NOT BE!!! I'LL BE SURE THAT YOU DON'T SHARE LOVE WITH ANYONE IF YOU DON'T TELL ME!!!!!
Parvati
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To: Ron
From: Harry
Subject: YOU ASKED CHO TO THE BALL!?!?!??!?!
YOU BETTER NOT HAVE!!!! IF YOU HAVE I'LL ASK GINNY! (well, if you haven't, I will anyway....she's so sweet)
Harry
"I LOVE GINNY! DON'T ASK WHY!"
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To: Prof. Dumbledore
From: Harry
CC: Gred
Subject: Mockery
Well see, I mocked him, but it's a whole nother story. Check it out, it's on a muggle site that's like wwwdotdaisygrrldotcomslashquidditch
Harry
"I LOVE GINNY! DON'T ASK WHY!"
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To: Prof. Trelawney
From: Prof. McGonagall
Subject: YOU LITTLE PIECE OF !(#!!!
SHARE THE LOVE DUDE!!!! PEACE OUT!!!!!
Minnie (the one who loves Sevvie)
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To: Prof. Dumbledore
From: Severus
Subject: HELP!
Albus, help me! Minerva's stalking me!!!!! I have no time to seek my dear Sibyll!!
Severus
"I LOVE SIBYLL TRELAWNEY"
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To: Prof. Dumbledore
From: Anonymous
Subject: Ball theme
My idea is muggle pop stars. Like Bitney Spurs and Justine Shimmerlake.
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To: All Students
From: Prof. Dumbledore
Subject: We're feeling the lurve!!!!
Share the love day was lovely, as planned. Everyone was part of a cozy couple. Awwwwwwwww. Tomorrow's theme is punk. Get out your spiky haired wig and leather jacket! And keep sending those ball suggestions!
Prof. Dumbledore
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To: All Gryffindors Who Were Looking to Place a Bet
From: Gred and Forge
Subject: Forget it...
Called off... obviously he's targeting our poor dear sister.
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To:Forge
From: Gred
Subject:?!?!?!?!
YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I TOLD U WE SHOULDVE ASKED HERMIONE!!!!!!!! NOW WE'RE COMPLETELY SCREWED TO ALL NINE HELLS!!!!!!!!! 7 FREAKING DAYS OF AVOIDING GOYLE?!?!?!??! HE GOT AFFECTED BY THE SPELL TOO AND NOW HE'S STALKING ME!!!!!!!!!!! runs hiding
The-ever-so-pissed-idiot
Gred
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To: Malfoy
From: Malfoy
Subject: sigh
Sigh... Dear self, you are absolutely gorgeous. The most perfect angel in teh world. No one can DARE compete with your beauty. Gets all starry eyed and sighs dreamily The best thing in the world is when I fell in love with myself.... I am so glad that I was staring at that mirror.........
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To: Minnie
From: Sibyll
Subject: ehehe
OVER MY DEAD BODY! U DESERVE TO ROT AFTER EVERYTHING... Anyway, your dear Snapey-poo is here. He says he despises every fiber of your being. So I think that the answer is NO.
The ebilest seer ever to walk the face of the earth,
Sibyll Trelawny
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To: Parvati
From: Harry
CC: Everyone who asked
Subject: #$# you
WHY THE BLOODY HELL IS EVERYONE ASKING ME THAT?!?!?!?! WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THE NINE HELLS DONT U ASK RON?!?!?!?!? HE'S THE ONE THAT SUPPOSEDLY ASKED HER!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
A/N: Poor Ron..Poor Harry...