Creating Some Birthday Mayhem
By CreativelyCrazy and Royal (not an ffdotnet user)
Summary: Fred and George Weasley create a plot for some April Fools' mayhem...Hogwarts has a spirit week...Ron and Hermione become lovesick idiots (and not for each other)...can you say birthday madness? Format inspired by Anya's NQM. Read and Review!
A/Ns:
Julia: The insane parts are NOT mine.
Royal: Keep in mind I only wrote HALF of this.
Many thanks to our reviewers!None this time? We're sad now...
DISCLAIMER: Disclaimer: Hi!! I'm JK Rowling!! So yes I own Harry Potter. -lawyers attack with lawsuits-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! -runs and hides under desk- I'M JOKING I'M JOKING!!! I'M NOT JK ROWLING AND WE DONT OWN HARRY POTTER!
BIG HUGE A/N THAT MIGHT AFFECT THE STORY: Due to some laziness and mix ups we cannot put time stamps on the Mmails. SO sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About our slooooooooww updating: It's all Royal's fault. Basically, I (Julia), am blackmailing her to finish her site. When she gets her layout up or updates her site, I'll put up a chapter of this fic. Tell us what you think of this!
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Chapter 7: Ron, the Smart A
To: Gred
From: Forge
Subject: HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Toooooooo bad. Sooooooooooo sad. Oh well. Just going to have to live with it eh? XD
Forge
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To: Sevvie
From: Minnie
Subject: You wouldn't!!!!!!!
I love you sooooooooooooooooooo much...why must you turn me down for that piece of trash?
Minnie XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
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To: Ron
From: Everyone in Gryffindor Tower
Subject: YOU DIDN'T!!!!!
DID YOU REALLY ASK CHO TO THE BALL!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? YOU AREN'T ANSWERIHG OUR MMAILS!!!!! YOU BETTER TELL US OR WE'LL TELL YOUR MOTHER THAT YOU DIDN'T ASK HERMIONE!!!
Everyone
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To: Cho
From: Ron
Subject: Ball
Everyone's been pestering me asking if I asked you to the ball. I guess they want me to, so....willyougoballwime?
Ron (call me Ronniekins)
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To: Gred
From: Forge
Subject: WTF?!?!!?!?!?
Ron is just being tooooo thick!! The prat just asked Cho to the ball thinking we wanted him to after our MMail!!! Darnit!!!
Forge
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To: Albus Dumbledore
From: Cho Chang
Subject: Ball Idea
LOVE AND BUNNIES!!!!!!
Cho
"I LOVE CEDRIC! BUT HE'S DEAD!"
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To: Forge
From: Gred
Subject: Blackmail!!
Ehehehe... My VERY realiable sources (the one where they told me Hermione doesnt like Ickle Ronniekins anymore) said that a certain Colin Creevey himself has been stalking you. Along with that big bloke that always hangs around Malfoy.. What's his name again?? Oh ya, Crabbe. Anyway, hacked into dear old Malfoy's Mmail box and the dude is PATHETIC I say!
He sent a Mmail to HIMSELF saying how gorgeous he was. He was staring at a mirror when the spell activated and he fell for himself. HAHAHAAA!!!
The oh so awesome
Gred
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To: Minnie
From: Severus
Subject: sniff
My dear Minnie. I am so very sorry. My heart already belongs to another. sigh Maybe u should go after Dumbledore. There are rumors that he will sing at the ball especially for you wink wink hint hint
Forever and Always,
Snape
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To: Everyone in Gryffindor Tower Except Harry
From: Ron
Subject: Cho
Sigh For the final time, YES I did ask her. And now, I'm shaking down to my socks hoping that she'd say yes... Crosses fingers so THERE Stop bugging me people!!!!!!
Ron
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To: Ron
From: Cho
Subject: gaaahh
Hmmmm.... Well since I cannot have Cedric, then I guess I'll go for you. Everyone will get pissed off especially that Hermione #$#$ if I go with you so YES!
The Ever So Cunning
Cho
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A/N: Yes, Ron is SMART! (riiiiiiight)