Author's Note: The challenge at Thursday100plus was "Mix'n'Match" – basically, mix two or more of 30-odd challenges that had been posted on the community since its inception. The idea of mixing the Cold, Indecent Exposure, and Notes Challenges just wouldn't slink off into the dark like a nice little mental aberration, and nagged me until I wrote it. Sorry, folks ;)

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November 4, post-it on Lennie Briscoe's desk (found on floor some days later):
Sorry I'm late, frustrating date last night, gone to take a cold shower, Mike

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November 4, "While You Were Out" note on Mike Logan's desk (found on floor some days later):
From: LB
Time: 9:00am
Caller: some guy
Message: said to tell you "sorry about last night"

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November 4, "While You Were Out" note on Mike Logan's desk:
From: LB
Time: 9:20am
Caller: some lawyer, Twig or something
Message: Came in to talk to you about the Clemens case - says he's a defense lawyer, wouldn't listen when I told him we don't have a Clemens case. By the way where the hell are you?

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November 10, 27th Precinct Internal Memo:
From: Lt. Van Buren
To: All personnel
Re: improper use of men's locker room facilities
For the third time this week, there have been certain sounds coming from the showers in the men's locker room suggesting that sexual activity may be taking place there. Please be advised that this will not be tolerated. What you do on your own time may be your own business, gentlemen, but not if you do it in my precinct.

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November 12, post-it on Mike Logan's desk:
Mike, that's the last time I'm covering for you. Next time your shyster boytoy Artie comes by to 'make up' to you, you're on your own, pal. I will not fake another attack of food poisoning to keep the Lieu out of the locker room again. LB

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November 13, note from Profaci Dry Cleaners:
Dear Mr. Branch, so sorry but we were unable to get the rust & mildew stains off the knees of your good set of court pants. My uncle Tony got the same kind of stains when he tried to fish his keys out of the shower drain at his precinct locker room. He says there's the same rust & mildew everywhere on the floor and you can't get it out no matter how hard you try. No charge on the pants, sir. So sorry for the inconvenience.
- Tina Profaci

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Oh, and did I mention this also incorporated the Unslashables Challenge?