Tour De Whinging

A silly little poem in corporation with the bike tour. Kind of.

The most prestigious race
Of the wizarding world
Without a trace
Goes through a muggle town

The most "mugglish" town
In all of Great Britain or perhaps
Even the worst around
Full of very ordinary people

But for one week a year
All magical kind from all stretches
Will gather and cheer
For their favorite rider

They all had the best brooms
On the most difficult course
With turns of doom
And mountain of rock

The ministry always did well
At hiding this event
With many a spell
And various desolate streets

Until a muggle family came along
They went through a glitch
A charm placed wrong
And saw all the wizards flying all over

They shrieked and then ran
And told some nosy reporters
Who came with video vans
To see this new innovation

What a way to expose
The hidden wizarding world
By Harry's very worst foes:
The Dursleys!

A/N: Well, I was reading the paper this morning and saw Lance on the front and decided to write about it but never fear! Part Three is coming tomorrow so for all those who were wondering! And thank you to Krissy Riddle for the review!!

Looking for a good story? Read Comforts from the Unexpected by Firestar038 I think it is.