He's Going To Be mine.

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To all you confused people out there! This is not, I repeat, not, one more time, NOT an IrvinexRiku or a CloudxAeris story! I am still going in the direction of RikuxSora and CloudxLeonxCloud.

Also! This chapter will have some Aeris bashing! Sorry to any of you who like her.

Warning: Please do not be offended by anything in this chapter. It's another one of those things where select people would get offended easily! If you do you can kiss my ass! XD

Chapter 13: Bus Trip

"Shit!"

A loud curse was heard from the living room followed by a loud thud and bang.

"What the fuck!?!?" was heard right after the thud. A light turned on in the house giving it life.

"What's going on?" Sora asked groggily sitting up on the mattress. He rubbed his eyes and then squinted them so that he could adjust to the light that was hitting him in the face.

"I think my leg is broken!" Irvine shouted from on the floor.

"Your leg!?!?!? You completely fucked up my back!" Cloud yelled from under him.

"What's wrong?" Rikku was beginning to wake up as well.

"Irvine's fat ass fell flat on top of me!" Cloud said halfway suffocating under the weight. "Get off!" He sat up pushing Irvine off of him.

"No one told you to sleep on the coffee table dumb fuck!" Irvine yelled back pissed off that Cloud dared called him fat.

"Shut up!" Leon growled from over in the corner. He was still halfway sleep but some very disturbing people were also rudely awakening him.

"None of this would have happened if Cloud had never slept on the coffee table like a fucking tard."

"Tard?" Sora asked.

"Retard, whatever! Just know that Cloud's one of them!"

"So you're saying it's my fault you fell off the sofa?" Cloud glared at him.

"Shut up!" Leon yelled again. This was really making him moody. He had already gone to bed angry, why wake up that way?

Rikku sighed and laid back down plopping against the pillow. She looked over to the right to find a clock. At first she glanced at it and paid it no attention but then she did a double take. It was 6:30 a.m. She could just kiss going to school today good-bye.

"Damn! It's 6:30" She wined pulling an arm over her face.

"6:30?" Leon asked again trying to make sure he heard right.

"Yup, look." She picked up the clock and showed it to them.

"Hey we were looking for that!" Sora and Cloud both exclaimed in unison.

"I gotta go to work!" Leon shot up out of bed and ran up the stairs.

They all watched the brunet run up the stairs in silence.

"Hey Cloud? Don't you have work too?" Sora said

"Yeah but," He stood up the crack his back from when Irvine fell on it. "I have a later shift. I start at 12:00 and end at 4:00."

"Really? How'd you get a schedule like that?"

"Pulled some strings; said I was 19."

"I see. . ."

Rikku stood up and stretched her back. It wasn't the most comfortable mattress in the world and she felt like she had springs engraved in her. Scratching her side, Rikku made her way to the bathroom. Everyone sat around still in a morning-like daze. They watched as Leon came running back down stairs now dressed to go somewhere.

"Hey Leon?" Sora asked innocently

"Yes?"

"Why do you have to work so early?"

"Oh, cause I didn't want to waste my evenings at work so I told the woman who was inter viewing me that I went to school at night."

"And she believed that?"

"Some people will believe anything." He shrugged

"Cloud works from 12:00 to 4:00."

"Who?"

"Cloud, you know the one standing up in the middle of the room." Sora said using a little sarcasm which ha rarely did but he thought that Leon kind of deserved it.

"Hmmm. . . ." Leon looked directly into Cloud's blue eyes. They stayed like that for a few seconds until Leon spoke again. "I have no Idea who you're talking about."

Cold. That was really cold. Leon had said those exact words while starring Cloud straight in the eye.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" a high pitched screech came from in the bath room.

Rikku came running out for dear life! She ran over to Sora and grabbed him.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed at him which set of and automatic chain reaction and made him scream too.

"Sora! There's a monster in the bathroom!" Rikku wailed

"Where!?!?!?!" Sora wined back

"In the tub!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Don't let it eat me!"

"Don't let it eat me either!"

Irvine tried not to laugh at all the drama the two were displaying. Cloud and Leon on the other hand were busy staring each other down in a staring contest. You could literally see the sparks fly off of them.

The door to the bathroom slowly opened and the creature emerged.

"Ah!" Rikku and Sora screamed.

Said creature, whom was Riku wasn't expecting the two to scream which cause him to let out a slightly startled yelp, which caused Sora and Rikku to scream again which caused Leon to tell them all shut up.

"Riku! Did you see the monster in the bathroom!?!?!?" Sora cried while holding on to Rikku tightly

"What?" Riku asked between a yawn. He bent backwards to stretch his back. "Shit! That's the last time I ever sleep in the tub. If anyone has a problem with that, they can kiss my ass!"

"Oh! That was you!" Rikku said feeling a little stupid for screaming about there being a monster in the bathroom.

"You thought here was a monster in the bathroom?" Riku asked her very stupidly.

She only laughed nervously and looked over at Sora who was also a little embarrassed.

"I knew there wasn't a monster in there! I was just playing along!" He said trying to sound tough although it really wasn't working.

Irvine happened to glance over at the clock when he noticed that it was quarter to seven.

"Hey, Leon. You better get your ass to work if you don't want to be late!"

Leon looked over at the clock to see that Irvine was right. He walked over to the front door not bothering to grab a jacket and walked out.

The blue-eyed, brown-haired teen walked down the street thinking about the events of the night before.

'Damn it! I swear I will not let Cloud get the better of me! What I really want to do is walk over to that bitch Aeris and give her good smack or two . . . but what would that solve? Just forget about him Leon. He's not worth it. Besides, I can get anyone I want! Why waste my time over some stupid guy with beautiful eyes and a good body?'

He stopped thinking until a thought hit him straight in the face.

'Shit! Why the hell do all my boyfriends leave me for women!?!?!'

Leon continued walking down the street unaware that he had passed the bus stop about three blocks ago.

'That's okay! I'll teach Cloud a lesson he'll never forget. Let's see how he likes the silent treatment? He'll come running back to me begging me to take him! I swear by the end of this week, he'll be mine! And next time the bitch comes knocking at my door, I think I'll knock her down some stairs.' Leon was about to laugh at his thoughts when he remembered that he was supposed to be the angry citizen walking down the street scaring little children. Speaking of walking, he had been walking for some time now and the last time he checked the bus stop wasn't that far.

Leon looked around for a street sign and when he saw it he mentally screamed. 'Damn! I'm on 10th street! I need to be on 4th! Damn it Cloud! It's all your fault! Everything is your fault!'

Riku stretched and cracked his back for the tenth time that morning. He was almost livid that he had slept in the bathtub. He was mostly angry with himself for agreeing with such an idiotic idea. It was all Irvine's fault! If he hadn't opened his mouth to speak, Riku would be waking up in a comfy bed next to his beloved Sora.

Sora could tell that Riku was a little agitated that he had slept in the tub and kind of felt bad for him. After all Riku was his boyfriend and he didn't want to see him upset.

"Hey Riku—"Sora began but was immediately cut of by a fuming platinum blond

"It's al your fault Irvine! If you wouldn't have been a horny ass wipe, my back wouldn't be broken today! Do you know what it felt like to wake up from sleeping in a tub all night? Do you? Do you!? Do you!?!?! Huh!??!?!?" By now Riku was only three inches away from Irvine's face. He had moved closer with ever single one of his 'Do you's'.

Irvine opened his mouth to defend his case but was abruptly cut off.

"Shut up!" He screamed in Irvine's face. With that he made his way upstairs while mumbling a few things about how he would be forever endowed with a crooked back.

After watching Riku disappear up the steps, Sora let out a sigh.

"Now you've done it. We will forever feel the wrath of Riku rein down upon us." He said sarcastically.

"Whatever. Your boy toy has a few issues he needs to work out." Irvine said not all fazed by what just happened.

"It's not funny! Riku getting upset can put a lot of people in danger." Sora said thinking back to the food fight at school. That's how all this mess started in the first place. He knew that it was kind of Riku's fault that they got kicked out of school and were in the tough situation they were in, but he didn't really want to say that. A few good things did come out of it and he would say them when he thought of them.

"The only person angry in this house is Riku and that's something he'll have to deal with." Irvine continued on.

Sora let out another sigh and stood up. He bend down to stretched and then blinked a few times. "I guess I'll go check on him then."

"You do that and tell him to stop acting like a bitch."

"That sounds useful." Cloud commented sarcastically. Everyone was a bit shocked to acknowledge that he was still in the room. They had all forgotten he was there.

"Where'd you come from?" Rikku asked

"I've been here the while time."

"Oh."

Sora made his way up the stairs to talk to Riku.

By the time Leon got back to the bus stop the bus was already leaving. He needed to go downtown and if he didn't catch this bus he would be very late!

"No!" He shouted and took after the bus. It wasn't hard for him to reach the door seeing that the bus had just taken off and was driving less than 10 miles per hour.

"Hey, wait!" He said as he banged the door of the bus. The bus driver looked down at him and opened to the door.

"What?" The man in the driver's seat said rather agitated.

"Can you stop so I can get on?" Leon said while still jogging along side the bus.

"No."

"Come on! I'll be late to work."

"So"

"Come on!"

"That isn't my problem!"

"Ass hole."

"Ok, ok, jump in." the man said giving in to Leon's request.

"What!?! Are you for real?" the teen asked surprised.

"No, I'm for fake. Come on now jump in."

Leon was thinking this other. Would he really do something as low as jump in the bus while it's moving?

"Come on now! You either jump in or miss your bus."

This man was serious! Leon jumped out of his thoughts when he noticed the bus picking up speed and the doors closing.

"Ok!" He shouted. Leon put on foot up on the step and then hopped in.

"Now pay the bus fair and sit down!" The bus driver ordered. Leon looked at him like he had lost him mind but still put money in the machine.

He turned around facing the back of the bus and looked around for a seat. Great, just what he needed; there wasn't a seat open. He walked towards the back looking down the rows of filled seats. He looked to the left and saw one empty seat but the seat over was being occupied by a very dirty looking man that let out a fart. Followed by that fart, said man stuck a finger up his nose. Leon cringed and moved on. He would rather stand than sit next to that. Making his way down the isle, he found him self all the way in the back. There was a seat all the way in the corner next to a woman and her infant son. Leon couldn't be too picky and the child that was currently sitting on his mother's lap looked pretty tame. So he took the seat that was offered to him.

Well, it looked like the toughest part of his morning was over . . . but was that true?

Sora knocked on the door of the angry teen.

"Riku?" Sora hummed gently sounding like any concerned mother.

"What?" Riku asked bitterly.

"Let me in."

"Why?"

"Because I want to talk to you."

"Ok?"

"It's really important so can you let me in?"

"Why?"

"Riku!"

"No I mean why don't you open the door?"

"Huh?"

"It's not locked."

"Oh." Sora felt kind of stupid and lightly blushed while he turned the knob. Once he opened the door, he blushed darker at the sight before him. Riku was shirtless and bent backwards over the bed with the upper half of his body dangling off the edge.

"What are you doing?" He asked him.

"Curl-ups."

"Like that?" Sora made his way next to the boy.

"I know, it's not the way people usually do them but I kind of like doing them like this." Riku pulled himself up showing Sora his 'special' way of doing curl-ups. Riku knew exactly what he was doing. He could clearly see Sora blushing and could start to hear short breaths coming out of his mouth.

While Riku was enjoying watching Sora get excited Sora wasn't having as much fun. He was using all his strength to hold himself back from pouncing on the beautiful, delicious-looking bishonen in front of him. Riku knew he was teasing Sora bit too much and decided to lay off the foreplay for right now. He sat up and crossed his legs on the bed.

"So, what did you want to talk to me about?" He asked very casually

"Oh! Um," Sora sat on the bed next to sexy beast on his side. "Irvine said to stop acting like a bitch."

Riku just stared at Sora blankly. "That's it?"

"Uh. Yeah."

At first it was a snicker and then it turned into a chuckle followed by a big fit of laughter. Riku couldn't help himself; it was all too funny. Here sora comes in acting like he has something really important to say and then he busts out with 'Irvine said to stop acting like a bitch.' The thought made him laugh even harder.

"What's so funny?" Sora pouted at him.

"Nothing, nothing." Riku said while clutching his sides.

"Riku!" He wined.

"It's nothing."

"You're laughing at me aren't you!?!"

"Yup!"

"Riku!"

"Sorry! Look I'll make it up to you." He said between laughs.

"You better." Sora crossed his arms and lowered his eyebrows looking like an angry two-year-old. That made Riku's laugh even harder.

"Riku!" Sora tried to glare at him but that really failed.

Riku had to bite his lip to keep from laughing. He didn't want to laugh at him anymore but Sora just looked so childish it was funny.

"Sora, You look childish."

"I do not!" He said shocked

"Yes you do! You look like this!" Riku said and puffed his cheeks out, lowered his eyebrows, and crossed his arms.

Sora grabbed a pillow off the bed and knocked it upside Riku's head. Riku fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

"That's not funny, Riku!" Sora yelled at him.

"I'm. Sorry." Riku couldn't even get out a sentence he was laughing so hard. "Ah! My stomach." He was laughing so hard his stomach hurt.

Although Sora was a little upset that Riku was laughing at him, he soon started to laugh too. Laughing is the second most contagious things there is.

Riku stood up and wiped the corner of his eye. He was laughing so hard he had almost begun to cry. He let out a breath and cleared his throat.

"That wasn't funny!" Sora began to pout again.

"I know, shame on me!" Riku smacked his hand. "Oh well I guess there's only one thing to do."

Riku lunged for Sora and instantly attacked his mouth. Sora was shocked by the sudden attack but was very willing to comply. Riku lay on Sora while their tongues danced around in each other's mouths.

Meanwhile Rikku, Irvine and Cloud sat at the dining room table downstairs. What were they supposed to do all day? Irvine couldn't go home, Rikku couldn't go home, Cloud couldn't go home; it really sucked.

Rikku put a hand up to her mouth and let out a yawn. Cloud whom was looking at her when she did it yawned next. Irvine heard them both and followed suit. After Irvine yawned it was Rikku's turn again, then Cloud, then Irvine . . .

"Stop!" Rikku yelled at Irvine as he yawned making her yawn.

"You started it!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"Both of you shut up!" Cloud yawned out. Now we have just learned that the number one most contagious thing there is: yawning!

All three looked at each other and then sighed continuing to sit in their misery.

"So is there anymore pizza left?" Irvine broke the silence.

"You mean that shit Aeris brought over?" Rikku commented

"Speaking of that, what's up with Leon, Cloud, and the pizza woman?" Irvine asked Rikku but looked over in Cloud's direction.

"Aeris is Cloud's ex-girlfriend and I think Leon likes Cloud but Cloud can't choose." She looked Cloud straight in the face that was currently glaring at her. "Am I right?" She asked him eagerly

"It's none of you business."

"Come on Cloud! Tell me all the dirt! I wanna know!"

"Well you won't find out!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"You can tell me." Irvine insisted

"No."

"We want to know!" They both ganged up on him.

Cloud was helpless to the two overly nosey animals in front of him.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town." The woman next to Leon sang to her child rather loudly. It was such a pleasant song for toddlers but annoying as hell for Leon. He couldn't take it! The woman had been singing that song non-stop for the past 15 minutes. And to top it all off the kid in her lap wasn't even paying her any attention. He was too busy pulling on the ends of Leon's hair! He had tried to shrug the child's sticky fingers away numerous times but that only resulted in ugly glares from the child's mom.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town." He wanted to tell the woman to shut up so badly.

The bus pulled to a stop to let some passengers off and some more annoying ones on. Leon only prayed that he woman next to him would get off. Almost everyone was standing up in the back but just his luck it wasn't the annoying woman and her touchy feely child. Instead of the woman next to him getting off another one got on. She was pulling a double stroller up the steps while trying to keep hold of a kid that looked to be about five. Great- just great. Now they would probably have a whole sing along in the back of the bus. The woman with her three children made their way to the back. And when he thought things couldn't get worse, a man carrying a paper bag with what looked like a bottle of alcohol wobbled his way to the back. Leon should have known not to sit in the back of the bus. It's where everything goes wrong.

Ten minutes later.

"WHAAAAAAAAA!" The baby in the stroller began to cry. The one next to it was sound asleep though. It was hard to see how she slept while her brother was keeping up so much noise.

"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town."

Leon was tempted to bang his head on the window.

The bus came to a stop and it seemed like instead of letting off all the annoying people, it kept them and brought on more.

Five minutes later.

"And thus God shall punish all gays and send them to hell!"

OH MY GOODNESS!

Leon wanted to jump over the seat and strangle the man in front of him. That was one of the things he hated most. He hated the way people got all super religious when it came to gays. He was bi but he still took it very offensively when someone went super religious on him and talked about punishment for gays.

Ten minutes later.

The drunkard in the back had thrown up all over the floor.

Five minutes later.

The sleep baby decided it was time to shit in its diaper.

Twelve minutes later.

A woman in the middle of the bus decided to have phone sex with whom ever rather loudly.

Five minutes later.

The man in the front continued to fart and dig up his nose. Eventually the smell had reached the back of the bus.

Then there were these two gothic demon-lookin women trying to put voodoo, hexes and crap on all the people in the bus.

To make matters worse, the five-year-old kid decided it was question time.

"Hey mister? Are you sad?"

"No kid." Leon answered hoping that would be the end of it.

"Are ya angry."

"No."

"Why do you look so angry then?"

"I didn't have breakfast."

"I like breakfast. Do you eat cereal?"

"No."

"Pancakes?"

This kid was annoying the hell out of him.

"No."

"Eggs?"

"No."

"Then what do you eat?"

Leon glared at the kid but then noticed that the 'Holy' man was looking at him. He was probably wondering if Leon was going to be nice to the kid and say something like god gives him oatmeal every morning. Leon smirked.

"Do you really want to know what I eat for breakfast?" he asked as the kid eagerly bounced around. The mother smiled at the two thinking it was cute that her son was bugging the hell out of a stranger.

"Yes what do you eat!?!?" The kid asked

"My boyfriend."

The mother's jaw dropped as she covered her son's ears. Leon just started laughing. What he just did sounded exactly like something Riku would do. He looked over at the religious man whom was currently glaring daggers at him.

"Repent your ways young man! The path you are on is a path straight to the fiery gates!" He said and then turned around.

'Yeah, yeah whatever." Leon thought to his self.

Fifteen minutes later.

Leon looked out the window because he didn't recall it taking so long just to get to the Grocery store. The bus stopped once again what felt like the millionth time. But this time on the bus jumped two men dressed in nothing but black.

"Alright! We're in control of this bus now!" One of them said.

The other one pulled the bus driver out of his seat letting the bus go out of control and then jumped in the seat taking charge.

OH HELL NO!

This was not happening to him! This just couldn't be. Leon finally banged his head against the window once, twice, thrice; maybe he could knock himself out. Everyone in the bus started screaming and panicking.

"Shut up!" The man yelled and pulled out a gun.

The other one began to laugh and then looked at the bus driver that was sitting on the floor.

"So! Where is this bus going?"

"Um, um—"The bus driver stammered out. Leon looked at the two men and banged his head harder against the window! No way in hell this was going to happen to him today.

"Come on man! Spit it out!" The man standing up said and kicked him in the side.

The bus driver cried out in pain and then looked up at his attacker.

"This bus is going uptown."

Leon couldn't believe his ears.

Uptown?

UPTOWN?

UPTOWN!?!?!?

Leon had been enduring the agonizing pain of this long ass bus ride to be going the wrong way! Right about now Leon wanted to just shoot himself. No better yet, shoot everyone in the bus.

"Arrrrg!" Leon said out loud not realizing he said it. The man standing with the gun in his hand turned towards Leon.

"Hey you! You got something you want to say?"

Leon looked up at the man with the most scornful look he could muster.

"Hey, I'm talking to you!" The man continued on. "Come here!"

Leon stayed put. He wasn't about to lower himself to anyone.

"Hey!" The man with the gun shouted and then shot the gun at the roof of the bus. Everyone let out a scream. "Shut up!"

Well, we all learned the gun was loaded. Leon slowly stood up and made way down the isle. He almost felt like dieing on the spot and in a sense that wouldn't be so bad.

"Well, well, well, what do we have here?" The man said checking him out. "We sure do have a pretty one."

Leon glared at him and then muttered something under his breath.

"What was that!?!?" The guy asked as he grabbed Leon by the arm and held him close.

"I called you a bastard!" Leon spat at him.

"Oh really?" The man said as he held the gun the Leon's head cocking it.

'Shoot me!' Leon screamed in his head. 'Shoot me now so that I can stop having to endure this torment!'

Helicopters were heard overhead as the bus continued to speed down the road.

"Pull over!" A police officer shouted from the helicopter.

"Fuck you!" The man shouted back as if he could hear him.

"Hey boss! What are you going to do with the pretty boy you got there?" The man driving asked.

"Him?" The guy who currently had Leon captive asked. Since the guy was about 6 inches taller than Leon he tilted Leon's head up and peered into his eyes hungrily. "I guess I'll have some fun with him. Right in front of all these people too." The fugitive driving just chuckled.

While the man holding on to Leon was trying to get some free feels, Leon was about to explode with anger. Today had not been his day and it didn't look like it was going to get any better either. 'Why couldn't he had shot me!?!? I would be more happier dead than I am right now!' He clenched his fists tight together; almost so tight they drew blood. He continued to think about all the happiness he would have if the man just shot him until he felt warm lips on his neck. He looked down to see his captor enjoying himself with the taste of Leon's flesh. The man began to let his hand roam all over Leon's body until they reached under his shirt. Just Great! He was about to get raped on the bus! He would rather die! And that thought was the one that sent him over the edge. He wasn't afraid of death anymore. Bringing both his hands up Leon pushed the man off of him as hard as he could. The captor fell back hard onto the floor of the bus.

"Why you!" The man brought up the gun and aimed it at Leon's Chest.

"Shoot me! I dare you!" Leon shouted and then narrowed his eyes.

"What?" The man asked a bit confused as to why someone would ask him to shoot them. The truth was that he had never really shot anyone before.

"Do you feel lucky!? Shoot me damn it!" Leon ordered. Everyone on the bus looked at him like he was a true mad man.

"What—"

"I said shoot me!"

With that the man fired and the shot went off.

Well I was going to continue but I thought that this chapter was getting way too long and even I don't like to read overly extended chapters of any story, even if it's really good :P

Anyway R tell me what you think.

Revisions 11/11/04

Wow! Such a cliffhanger- I would be seriously pissed off.