Now's probably a great time to inform you that I'm not a roller coaster or
bungee jumping kind of girl.Even the kiddy coasters with the little
caterpillar trains give me unbarable nausea.
So plummeting feet first in the pitch black not knowing what the hell's
going on or where I'm going was a little too much for me.Sorry,but I'm no
Alice in wonderland.
I gave a small gagging sound in the back of my throat as I slammed onto a cold hard floor. It was still pitch black,I couldin't even see my hands.The wind was knocked out of me and I bent forward,heaving.
After I had regained some of my dignity I stood up,staring into the pitch black. My heart pounded so fast my chest ached.I was shaking in fear.My first thought was that I was dead.I had croaked on the couch watching Harry Potter.Great.I reached up and felt my face.It felt normal.A bit hot from the scare,but normal.I didn't want to die.I was too young to die. Did I get a poison Sprite?Is this the "other side?"Is this hell or heaven or what?
Before I could ponder these thoughts any longer the lights suddenly returned.I looked around frantically,half expecting to see a cave of fleshless beings rotting in a pool of green acid.Instead,I was standing......in the Hogwarts main hall.
"Holy shit!Holy mother and merciful God..."
A spine cracking shudder ran through my body as I slowly allowed myself to see everything. No bullshit.This was Hogwarts.I was in Hogwarts.
But how could I be?That crap sounded like something I'd write in a fanic or something! That was utter bullcrap!That Sprite I had been drinking....it must have been alchoholic. The dudes that make Sprite....when I woke I was going to write a strongly worded letter to them.I knew what to do.I laid down on the cold floor and shut my eyes so tight they almost popped out of my skull.That should do the trick.
"Oh!Young lady,are you all right?"
"Heh heh.That's funny."I muttered,my eyes still closed tightly."Let me guess...you're McGonagall,huh?"
I just LOVE dreams where I get to mouth off.Where I get to be totally in control.
"As a matter of fact,I am.What on earth are you doing on the floor?"
My eyes flew open.I found myself staring into McGonagall's face.
I gave a small gagging sound in the back of my throat as I slammed onto a cold hard floor. It was still pitch black,I couldin't even see my hands.The wind was knocked out of me and I bent forward,heaving.
After I had regained some of my dignity I stood up,staring into the pitch black. My heart pounded so fast my chest ached.I was shaking in fear.My first thought was that I was dead.I had croaked on the couch watching Harry Potter.Great.I reached up and felt my face.It felt normal.A bit hot from the scare,but normal.I didn't want to die.I was too young to die. Did I get a poison Sprite?Is this the "other side?"Is this hell or heaven or what?
Before I could ponder these thoughts any longer the lights suddenly returned.I looked around frantically,half expecting to see a cave of fleshless beings rotting in a pool of green acid.Instead,I was standing......in the Hogwarts main hall.
"Holy shit!Holy mother and merciful God..."
A spine cracking shudder ran through my body as I slowly allowed myself to see everything. No bullshit.This was Hogwarts.I was in Hogwarts.
But how could I be?That crap sounded like something I'd write in a fanic or something! That was utter bullcrap!That Sprite I had been drinking....it must have been alchoholic. The dudes that make Sprite....when I woke I was going to write a strongly worded letter to them.I knew what to do.I laid down on the cold floor and shut my eyes so tight they almost popped out of my skull.That should do the trick.
"Oh!Young lady,are you all right?"
"Heh heh.That's funny."I muttered,my eyes still closed tightly."Let me guess...you're McGonagall,huh?"
I just LOVE dreams where I get to mouth off.Where I get to be totally in control.
"As a matter of fact,I am.What on earth are you doing on the floor?"
My eyes flew open.I found myself staring into McGonagall's face.