I finally came to a descision.I was going to be on my best behavior.There was a chance,a very slim chance that this could be real.But I wasin't going to go all insane on him.I was going to be a perfect young lady.

I jumped out of the chair and with a swift push,shoved the desk out of the way.The desk fell over with a hideous crash but I took no notice of it.

"MISS JOHANSEEN,WHAT ARE YOU-"

McGonagall was yelling something but I immediately blocked it out,focusing only on Quirrell.I bent over (he was pressed against his chair in shock)and proceeded to lick his face passionately.I pushed my hands up inside the turban and began rubbing his big ears,kissing him repeatedly on the lips.

He toppled off the chair,me on top of him.I felt McGonagall struggling to pull me away,and then....

"What the hell?"I looked around,breathing heavily.Hogwarts was gone.Quirrell and McGonagall were gone.I was in....darkness.Not a room.Not outside.Just....darkness.

"WHERE AM I?!"I yelled.'HELLO?!!"

I looked around frantically.Suddenly a woman,naked as the day she was born,stepped in front of me.She was surrounded by a bright golden light that illuminated her beautiful face and golden hair.

"You should not have done that,my love."

My chest began to ache in fear.

"Who are you?"

She stepped forward and put one hand on the top of my head,the other on the side of my face,

"My name is Carla.I am your spirit guide,love."She leaned forward and kissed me on the forehead.

"Little have you known that I have been with you all these years.We have been side by side all these years,and you have been oblivious to that fact."

"Oh God."I whispered."Am I dieing?"I stepped back away from her,shaking.

"Oh God,please don't take me...I don't wanna go yet....please..."

She walked forward and put her hands on my shoulders,she was so close I could feel her melon sized breasts against my own chest.

"It is not time for you to go.That time has not come yet.It is off in the distance,child. For when that time comes I shall indeed come to you and set you off to where you need to go.But now is not that time."

"Was I just....dreaming that I kissed Quirrell,Carla?My God,it seemed so real..."

I reached up and felt my lips,which were still tingling.I felt a stab of embarrassment that this beautiful spirit from heaven had seen me do that.

"No.You were not dreaming at all.Your display was lustful and selfish."

"I-I know.I'm sorry.But...HOW COULD IT NOT BE A DREAM,HUH?"

This time I stepped forward.

"Quirrell doesn't exist!Neither does Hogwarts,or any of that shit!It's all make-believe!A FANTASY!"

She shook her head,as if pitying me.

"You world is one of many billions,child.Your universe in which you dwell is only a mere speck of dust in an incredible cluster of universes. I have seen so many people go through life worrying about the outcome.Worrying about God and the Great Satan.Worrying about such things as those.Thinking the planet of Earth and the known planets around it are the only reality.Such thinking is foolish and false,child. You have not seen the things that exist in this giant universe in which all billions of universes reside in.I cannot tell you how...or why,that is not my duty.But many things on the planet called Earth in which are known as "fantasy" and "make-believe" are more real and alive than you can ever imagine.As such,the individuals you believe to be "made-up" are in fact out there in other worlds.

My head felt as though it would explode right then and there.Why was she sharing all this with me?Why?

"But why-"

"I am here to help you.I am here to allow you to experience things in which most others shall never know.You have made a mistake in another world.I shall return you to where you where before your foolish display.Do not do that again,child.Resist the temptation to do that again. When you are done I shall return you to your known world.But for now,there are things you must see,child.Things that I strongly believe you need to be shown in order to grow stronger."