Dumbledore2's Secret Identity
A silly little poem about our two favorite old men.
Even as a young man
Albus Dumbledore went to Hogwarts
But accidents happen that can
Change a life (or two) forever
Years ago when he was in second year
Dumbledore was in potions class
And his partner did not choose to hear
The difficult instructions
So as his partner walked away
Young Albus added fly wings
Both would very much rue the day
They stepped into the dungeons
The caldron exploded
Leaving just a large bubble
And out of it floated
Well, Albus Dumbledore2
Before you read on
You must understand
Dumbledore(1)'s goodness was gone
And Dumbledore2 was made without evil
Two Dumbledores, how can this?
You might ask
Just wait and you will see
For it is very complicated
Both grew up there
Although Dumbledore1 changed his name
You couldn't recognize the pair
They were so different
Dumbledore2 grew up to be
The kind headmaster as we know him
Dumbledore1, I'm sure you'd agree
Didn't turn out well at all
He took up Dark Arts
And became Tom Marvolo Riddle
This is where the confusing part starts
Because Dumbledore2 taught him
When Tom got out of school
The education became better
He used a secret tool
To make himself young again
And so he went back
And WAS taught by Dumbledore2
His powers were black
As he opened the chamber
You might think this is weird
It's strange but true
Dumbledore1 is to be feared
For he got that cloning potion
It says Harry must destroy
One Voldemort
But he is one boy
And is no match for:
Him and him
And him and him
And him and him
And him and him!
A/N: Okay! I know this is very, very long and very, very strange but it's early in the morning and I have writer's block so please forgive me! Thanks again to Krissy Riddle for the review!
A silly little poem about our two favorite old men.
Even as a young man
Albus Dumbledore went to Hogwarts
But accidents happen that can
Change a life (or two) forever
Years ago when he was in second year
Dumbledore was in potions class
And his partner did not choose to hear
The difficult instructions
So as his partner walked away
Young Albus added fly wings
Both would very much rue the day
They stepped into the dungeons
The caldron exploded
Leaving just a large bubble
And out of it floated
Well, Albus Dumbledore2
Before you read on
You must understand
Dumbledore(1)'s goodness was gone
And Dumbledore2 was made without evil
Two Dumbledores, how can this?
You might ask
Just wait and you will see
For it is very complicated
Both grew up there
Although Dumbledore1 changed his name
You couldn't recognize the pair
They were so different
Dumbledore2 grew up to be
The kind headmaster as we know him
Dumbledore1, I'm sure you'd agree
Didn't turn out well at all
He took up Dark Arts
And became Tom Marvolo Riddle
This is where the confusing part starts
Because Dumbledore2 taught him
When Tom got out of school
The education became better
He used a secret tool
To make himself young again
And so he went back
And WAS taught by Dumbledore2
His powers were black
As he opened the chamber
You might think this is weird
It's strange but true
Dumbledore1 is to be feared
For he got that cloning potion
It says Harry must destroy
One Voldemort
But he is one boy
And is no match for:
Him and him
And him and him
And him and him
And him and him!
A/N: Okay! I know this is very, very long and very, very strange but it's early in the morning and I have writer's block so please forgive me! Thanks again to Krissy Riddle for the review!